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In the 7th grade, Memorial Day weekend I went out fishing all day long.I was not wearing a shirt, I'm a redhead and I was wading. Needless to say I missed a couple of days of school that week. The worst part was that I had a piano recital in the middle of the week. The final grade for that...

And most of them smell like cat ****.:eek:

There is someone who thinks highly of them self.

Two possessed cats.:turnturn: Not my idea. I prefer dogs, but we live in a cats only apartment complex.:(

Rare to medium-rare depending on the cut. Well done is like chewing on leather.

The Beatles started as a cute little pop band. They grew into an artsy pop band. Great song writing and George Harrison was an underrated guitar player. The Stones started as a straight up blues/rock band. The Stones obviously had more longevity. Better guitar work and the prototype lead singer...

Oh Yeah.

'Cause twat's twat and thats that.

The ***** already looks like he's hammered.

Once in a great while I'll have a Russian Java *******. For the most part I ***** iced tea.

Well chubby anyhow.

My balls itch, has this happened to anyone?:rolleyes:

That is exactly what he is going for. Everybody wanting to see him get his ass kicked equals buy rates. You can't have someone that everyone loves without someone everyone hates. It's all a part of the show.

Well then let me introduce you to my friends, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.

Oh bother.

The first time in my life that I can say hell yeah, Go Bulls.

Hell I'd take out her boobs,hair,arse and whatever else wants to tag along.:lovecoupl

So wrong on so many levels. And how do you get too ***** to fuck? I've been too ***** to fuck well. Never too ***** to fuck.

Been there done................her. I think.

I hope granny is OK. Still pretty funny though.

I'll double check her for weapons.

Dirty, dirty google.

Well I would give you a ride but I just put my car into a fucking tree.

Yes you are horri............hahahahahahaha. I couldn't keep a straight face.

If you had gotten used to being able to lick yourself and then realized that you were to fat to do it anymore you would be mad too.

Yes, I pray for souls of those little hussies................oh wait a minute. Wrong message board.:o Ok, sorry. Continue on.

So this fat, beastly, shrew of a women comes into the shoe store today...............

You are a sick, sick individual. :thumbsup::bowdown:

Michigan J. T-Rex? :dunno:

The climate is constantly changing regardless of human actions. Most of the data now says that we are on the front edge of a cooling trend. Should we try to cut emissions and other pollution, absolutely. But to say that all goes wrong in the natural world is because of human activity seems a...

Well in high school 5 of us climbed the fence of the principals back yard after ******** **** all night, lined up and relieved ourselves, so yes I have.

Well sometimes they wear black shirts and shorts. And some of them seem a bit under-qualified for a job at "Hooters". The food is pretty good. They will treat you nice though, especially if they think they are getting a big tip.

Just like everything else, you have good and bad no matter where you go. A lot of American specialty and seasonal beers are quite damn good. Overall quality from what I have tried I'd say Germany. I do like some Irish and Canadian beers as well.

I found the other thread but the link is down. Sorry. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=314576

But do I get to have minions, or does that come out of my paycheck?

Sorry Nina, I've always had a thing for blondes.

I don't know. I'm not into guys. It's impossible to compare such different games. What would Ben Hogan do with modern equipment? How would Federer do against Borg or Jimmy Connors? You just don't know.

Did he just bust a nut or did the one just break his back?

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Yeah, Samuelson was expected and Hossa was a loss. Hudler leaving is really going to hurt. We do have some talent in the minors though. I expect Abdelkader to be up with the big club all year. Keep an eye on him. I've been watching him since he was at Michigan State. This *** can play some hockey.

I'll let have my hot pepper.:love-smi: **** had two girls downtown today showering.:boobies: I'm going to have a steak now.:yummie:

I believe it does sir.:hatsoff:

Why not have sex while watching porn?:dunno: Well if I have to choose one.................. sex.

I was wondering when you would show up bear.:thumbsup:

Thank God that alot of them still prefer my delivery system.:D

Hey sis, I can't outrun the bear, but I can outrun you.

I don't know who painted her, but I just whitewashed my screen.:rubbel:

You are healed.

Straight and to the point.:hatsoff:

And how did they determine that it was 16 pints of milk? Is there some kind of milk ballistics lab in the UK?:dunno: