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Fucking moron bureaucrats, making up jobs that don't need doing that employ people who aren't qualified, who cause huge legal messes, that need more bureaucrats to sort out, which requires more bureaucrats to manage the rapidly swelling bureaucracy that is being created because someone...

Got your gold leopard print banana hammock all crust free and ready for oiling?:D

Thoroughly Nipped. Again .....

it'll be like seeing two Great Dane puppies wriggling around inside an oddly cool orange and white sack! Bring it .....

oddly, I'd want to be giving the women serious A and the guys ... well, they're all expelled.

well, cross your fingers (and, YES, toes too .. but no getting pervy on me) that she'll soon be one of the hottest OCSM Milfs ever!

Ok then ......c'mon ramblers let's get rambling .... Invite email ... sent!

I say we invite her .......

All grown up now ... heheh! looking at your photos, I'd have to wonder if there's room for your Boobies + One in your bras ..... one can only try tho!

Ahhh ... hell, LMM, just do your own stuff. At least at this stage. That way, you stay in control of pace, boundaries, content, style, copyright (ching!), distribution. A quick five minute 'jerk and blow a load onto the (utterly magnificent, mesmerizing) cleavage; a little mutual or solo...

*muffled* 'hey, hey, hey. Careful. I'm (air) napping in here. Mind the Cat ....'

Compromise? Semi-erectcore ......? Boobs 'n' Spews? ....Lexi's Loads?

Shouldn't it be the Fetish Whipi?:D Stupid puns aside, one thing that comes to mind is that I'd think you'd need to dedicate a lot of space for images. I bet if you got a couple of known fetishists to come on board as genre overseers you'd soon find you had the foundations of a very...

They have the power to make pants burst open ...even from a thousand miles away:D Believe in the legend: Be amazed at the cleavage: Experience the explosion in your pants as you encounter .... SuperBoobies

Big ***** V Darth Pimper Pimp Vader aight?

LOL!! that's awesome .....

Excellent .... pure heaven; to be nestled between warm, freckled, gently heaving super-boobies .......:cool: You're a keeper!

Is this my new napping place?

here too .. I'm quite partial to a SeaBiscuit steak every now and again:D

I hope you don't think I called you a racist, because that was not my intention directly or indirectly. Anyhoo, hand on heart - I think this is way worse that the silly pix I have posted. Or at least, what I'd hoped to impart with my two was a light-hearted sense of the ridiculous regarding...

Thank you both! :hatsoff: Anyway, to business. I'd like to call the members of the Cleavage Residency Committee to order .... First order of business: seeing much more of Lexi's terrific ta-tas! All those in favor (of huge, freckly bewbs), say 'aye' ...... :D

**** need to understand the connection between live ******* and the food on their plates. This is a perfect life lesson, done in a safe, controlled way, unlike in my day when it was an uncensored field trip to the local abattoir in all it's ******, horrific, glory. First time you hear cow guts...

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What The Fuck kind of demented **** is this? (yea, I pooched the code so it wouldn't be re-posted in a quote) Even if created/posted sarcastically (by whoever), IMO this really pushes up against the line .....:nono:

It's an 82 year old man stabbed to death in a parking lot. http://www.whiotv.com/news/27363403/detail.html The Leatherface State keeps 'em coming.:eek:

or the ever popular Snorg Tees classic: "My bags are full of digitally time coded filmed evidence of myself committing potentially ******* and obscene acts. Please detain me!"

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ivy

Indubitably so! A most perceptive observation of a little known benefit; a benefit which can only help in illuminating the fascinating exegesae contained in this thread's discussions ... :D

Like/Dislike or reps? (I don't care. As long as I get my Tee!) http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php/350445-quot-Like-It-quot-implementation-with-build-in-Reputation

That Was Fucking Awful I feel unclean just having laid eyes on some of that crotch Wookie.

A (dirty) thought You've got pix of those bodacious boobies You've got pix showing off a highly bangable butt How about some bewb 'n' butt shots? Like a two-fer-one, only with curves, freckles and one raised middle finger .....

Nice. I sent letters to a friend's teenage **** congratulating them on getting full scholarships to Military School, and setting out the list of survival gear they'll need for the first semester, in which they'll be living in the woods and foraging for food. No better way to start the day than...

Oh, I will. Long and hard and very, very deep.:hatsoff: MISS may then have to adopt side saddle:D

Get them boobies ready .. I'm coming in! (any motor-boating sounds you hear are mere purrrs of joy. Honestly:D)

This is a very impressive display of party politics. Poor 'bama. He can't even win over the dead.

I will wreak Havoc, then descend into Chaos ... going down .......

Doh .........you got me. I was about to file an injunction preventing upgrading until after I got my fucking tee-shirt ....

a 'sweat pea'? Has it been exercising heavily, or is suffering a fever? Sounds very unpalatable.

Wheaton's Law "During his keynote speech at the 2007 PAX (Penny Arcade Expo), Wheaton made a note about sportsmanship when playing games online. It has since become known as Wheaton's Law, which states: "Don't Be a Dick!" This was intended to apply to life in general, not just online gaming...

Soak it all up with a Tim Horton's Cruller, and then auction the be-dewed morsel on eBay. Or, some sand in the gusset. Not only will it rapidly cure both dampness, and any idea that might lead to dampness, but it'll also double as this handy amusement center...

That i have to ***** .. it's such a waste of valuable porn surfing time

FIXED :thumbsup::thumbsup:

plowing

Your tax dollars hard at work, protecting the income of Hollywood studios, directors, producers and stars. Dunno, it seems that given the current state of the world, ICE might have a few better things to do than seize $10 domain names from **** and E-diots at the behest of the movie industry...