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  1. Tittyman5000

    Who's hotter: Bachmann or Palin

    I need your Liver's!
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    American Retro Design Cars: Best/Worst

    The Challenger does have the looks but I like the Camaro unlike everyone else, I saw recently they were gonna release a 2012 Camaro Z28, I know its not a Pontiac but damn this car is sexy!!! http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/2012CamaroZ28_11.jpg Also the new Sting Ray would...
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Rosie Jones
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    what i've learned today...

    I always knew Locksmiths were Sluts! :cussing:
  5. Tittyman5000

    Hello Marie :wave2:

    Hello Marie :wave2:
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    Eating Pussy / Pussy Eating Tips and Techniques

    Re: pussy eating I like mine with onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato, ketchup and mustard. :yesyes: Only real mayo none of that whip stuff :nono:
  7. Tittyman5000

    Truck spills 14 million bees on Idaho highway

    Police huh, was this some kind of Sting Operation? :D
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    free ones t-shirt

    Anxiously Awaiting ...... :rubbel:
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    Minnesota Wi-Fi hacker gets 18 years in prison for terrorizing neighbors

    I just love how people on a porn forum can be so Judgmental? :dunno: Sinners! :D
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    Tittyman's question of the day?

    But isn't consensual sex considered consent? She agreed to have sex on multiple occasions and never once said no, I hear ya Alisa, I know its wrong but in da back of my mind I'm thinkin she could be the next Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, after all no one knew them till the sex tape's came out...
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    I want this: Lego Batcave

    Nicely done!
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    Tittyman's question of the day?

    By the way she was 24 at the time..... Opinions?
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    balls are aching

    You probly just strained yourself, just take it easy and maybe a lil ice. Also stretch before you work out, do some Lunges or Yoga :)
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    Tittyman's question of the day?

    Ok here's the real deal, I'll admit I knew it was wrong but did it anyway - I used to have a crush on my neighbor, she was this cute young hippy type chick but very hot. We became good friends and would flirt alot, so I figured one day I'll make my move, we were hanging out having some **** & I...
  15. Tittyman5000

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Newp! Me Winnz! Yay!!! :D Finalny :D
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    Tittyman's question of the day?

    Alright it's been a while but back to Digging up some Dirt! Lets get down to the nitty gritty, Tittyman's Question of the Day Part 4 - Name something you did, that you knew was so wrong but still did it :eek: I'll go first, I'm not happy to share this but I fucked your girlfriend last night :D
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    Kissy Wild

    Bump - I so want her! I found out she also goes by Lumi Labonte
  18. Tittyman5000

    Who is this Blonde Babe?

    Way to come thru Macleod! :clap: A million thank you's!!!
  19. Tittyman5000

    Squirrel Starts Fire at Los Alamos

    Damn Fire's still going, I can see it from my window with high powered binoculars :(
  20. Tittyman5000

    What would you want for your birthday?

    A magic lamp with ability to make more wishes
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    What are you listening to right now?

    NbhXmSBlS_U
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    What are you listening to right now?

    wlTvWvfEMxE
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    I'm bout half way into my 2011 season, from here on out I'm gonna use Phosphorus & Potassium to get full bloom and achieve pure perfection :yesyes:
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    Who can you not stop wanking over?

    Madalynn Roybal
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    California woman accused of slicing off husband's penis

    Can he still get a Bobbit procedure done? Maybe a cadaver or some kind of prosthetic cock? We can rebuild him, we have the technology, bigger, faster, stronger!
  26. Tittyman5000

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Coconut Water with pulp - Isotonic Beverage :hybrid:
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    Yup I hear ya, money sux! Well I guess its better to do it when the time is right, you know you...

    Yup I hear ya, money sux! Well I guess its better to do it when the time is right, you know you have alot of friends @ Freeones if you need us to cheer you up :D K & Don't stress Im sure things will turn around
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    [SOLVED] Who is the Blonde on the far Right?

    I see Rhian Sugden and Rosie Jones but do not know the rest, maybe page 3 girls? :dunno:
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    Robber who broke into hair salon is caught by owner & kept as a sex slave for 3 days

    Re: Robber who broke into hair salon is caught by owner & kept as a sex slave for 3 d Yeah I just might enjoy dat! :D
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    Awh sorry to hear about your bad day, hope things pick up and get better :yesyes: What ever...

    Awh sorry to hear about your bad day, hope things pick up and get better :yesyes: What ever happen to your website?
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Shauna Sands Sex tape :facepalm:
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    free ones t-shirt

    Ha ha ha, Yup! Hit the vaporizer and forgot bout lil ol' us :( Where did I put that shirt? Puff puff Oh yeah I think were out of cheetos....
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    Your welcome sweetie, Im doing good coming off a real bad hangover but Im alive LOL, I know Im...

    Your welcome sweetie, Im doing good coming off a real bad hangover but Im alive LOL, I know Im a Jerk 4 pointing out your mistake, but I was only having fun with you :) How you doing?
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    Agnieszka Stasiak

    WOW! :drool2:
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    free ones t-shirt

    Yeah, Green Eyed your fans await..... :rubbel:
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    Twitter

    I27J39oQUaw Im8-EtMl07o
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    Twitter

    v3rhQc666Sg
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    free ones t-shirt

    I got a Freeones Ballsack Cozy, keeps me warm during the cold months. :yesyes:
  39. Tittyman5000

    What are you listening to right now?

    neawPHsSep0
  40. Tittyman5000

    Ever Get A Toothless Blow Job?

    I'm with you on this one, Somewhere out there is toothless hooker awaiting her destiny :D Ive always wondered if you fucked a really fat chick does lard ooze out her pore's? :dunno:
  41. Tittyman5000

    Robber who broke into hair salon is caught by owner & kept as a sex slave for 3 days

    Re: Robber who broke into hair salon is caught by owner & kept as a sex slave for 3 d Figures her name is Olga :D
  42. Tittyman5000

    Twitter

    You Twitt :facepalm:
  43. Tittyman5000

    Caught my *** with my Gf :(

    ^ :facepalm:
  44. Tittyman5000

    Post your fav Dirty Joke!

    A white ***** fell in Mud :dunno:
  45. Tittyman5000

    Caught my *** with my Gf :(

    I figure Ronalds ***'s had more than just meat in his GF, he's probly put his pork inside her hot lil box, Sausages and Weenies you name it, She likes it too getting all juicy n dripping all over the counter. Dirty Bitch :D
  46. Tittyman5000

    Your top 5 pornstars

    Catalina Cruz - Great Tits Daisy Marie - Nasty Whore Sasha Grey - Great Slut Kaylynn - Great Ass Kagney Linn Karter - Perfection
  47. Tittyman5000

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Coconut Water, Natural Isotonic Beverage :D
  48. Tittyman5000

    The Official show off your dick thread

    Ok, ok, sorry bout that 1. But Marlo is right, this gay **** has gone too far, I mean Show your Dick thread? Thats just gay & that lemon party joke is pretty gay too. You all need many years of therapy, many, many years of therapy :facepalm: :D
  49. Tittyman5000

    Have you ever learned a foreign language, and if so, which one?

    I know English, Spanish, Spanglish & Ebonics yo!
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