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Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates More comments about it being boring ****. Even the same old comments about how its always the same are getting boring. How many times can someone come into a thread about her, get irritated that she's not totally naked yet, and comment on it...

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates 19 years old my hiney!

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Well sure, but reposts aren't new either. I'm guessing there are dozens of them in this thread. And hey... the candle wax set is great! :glugglug:

Nice. That music was crap, but watching her strip is fantastic. :thumbsup:

Fantastic vid!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of those aren't working is because a lot of sites don't like you hotlinking to their pics. And the photo that came up saying that on ricky's first pic? I feel like I need to bleach my eyes now... :D

:eek: There's a bright future for this chicky in porn if she wants one, I think Any more links to her? A google search was pretty much fruitless, and Freeones seems to **** all links to her videos... :D

And this, my friends, is the reason for this thread. The ancient origin of the law does not matter, no matter how much *******-induced philosophy you try to infuse into it. It is in the local, state, or federal law, and as such, you're expected as a citizen of a...

Both, for me.

2 Guys. 1 Cup........

Re: Possibly the best way to improve "The Phantom Anus".............................. I just like the totally random phrase "Science Fiction Perform Distinctive"

"Garth Marenghi's Dark place" kicks total ass! It is one of the biggest shames that the show only lasted for 6 episodes in the UK. I found it to be WAY better than lots of other shows that have survived far longer.

What in the fuck?

Perfection.... Nice ass, but remember- somewhere out there, is a man, who is sick and tired of her bullshit. She's not perfect.

Hey, at least he's *outside*...

"Was it good for you, baby?"

ok, I won't even go into how wrong it is that someone searched for and/or found that photo. It begins its wrongness in that someone TOOK that picture, causing lambs to weep, bunnies to die, and Jesus to ***** from his eyes.

How about this? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'd like to fuck her in the ass...

Good thing there isn't more important **** going on in the world....

Mere words cannot express the wrongness of this.

If you're so facking lazy that you need a fork to blow on your food for you, consider getting sucked into a jet intake. Seriously, you're slowing down mankind.

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates It was still good humour. I'll spell it with a 'u' as well, just for you, man! :glugglug:

Sorry guys, but as an obsessive fan of Jaws since I saw it at the tender age of four, I have to correct you on one thing; it's spelled QUINT Carry on. That is all.

When last I inquired and tirelessly searched, everything about a fifth "Jaws" movie was merely rumor. Considering the 3rd and 4th movies of the series, perhaps it's best to leave sharks in the ocean, and off the movie screen. But here's a fan-made "Jaws 5" trailer that rocks! His tag line for...

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates You must be thinking of pus. A puss shot, using the correct slang, would be a shot of her face, which we see all the time. Still, all this discussion would have been settled with the addition of a simple 'y' at the and of puss. :hatsoff:

Please tell me you're kidding before I actually order the air strike on Skywalker ranch........ Indiana Jones 4 made Jesus weep and walls *****.

If you own "Return of the Jedi", you already have it........

I thought the Germans were presented as HOT! And, really, it's a wacky comedy show- it's hard to take any of that too seriously. But the official word (for now) from ABC about Better off Ted is "It's not cancelled". It's also doing VERY well in E! Online's "Save our Show" voting, so who...

Yeah, I stick to the movies, and leave it at that. I'll fill in my own "What happened to the universe after the care bears saved it from the Empire....?" info. Kind of like I did with Harry Potter after a while. J.K. Rowling is a man-hating nutjob.

I'm just happy as a Chiefs fan, because this means the Raiders not getting McNabb, we still get to play against JeMarcus Russell twice a year. :nanner:

Is any of those a pic of me with Bree Olson? I can't see them yet. I'll check back with ya.

Meesterperfect's point, and some of you caught it, isn't that you give them the thumbs up because others have done worse. Think of it this way- how many routine airline flights do you hear about on the news when they DON'T crash? NONE. And that's the same here- the overwhelming majority of...

Never been a big fan of all the piercings and tattoos. I don't mind a couple tats, until they start looking like Janine... Women- you're beautiful. No need to accessorize. :D

It should be pointed out, though, when talking about Brazilian butts, that Brazil is home to the world famous "Brazilian Fart Porn". So, as long as the butts aren't going off like artillery, they are fantastic to look at.

But the high fives over the top are so much better when it's a friend!

It pretty rapidly blew through the crew of actors I had for my haunted house last fall (myself included, and yes, we were actually tested for it when we came down sick). Worst part lasted a couple days, but the bleh feeling hung around for a couple weeks. It was a great way to operate a haunted...

The easter bunny is naughty!

You WILL win in 2011, Nina.

She's just REAL thorough, and he told her to wash the car. :dunno:

And to reveal my super nerdness, I ask: "That armor would protect you against, what, exactly?" *Smacks forehead* "Oh yes, that's the +5 anti-virginity armor!"

'Sexual harassment Cornbrator'.... Only in Japan........

He/she/it looks kind of like what John Carpenter looks like now :eek:

Funny how often "Hardcore" crosses the line into "Dumb ass"

There are some great videos that do this kind of stuff to porn. Have to see if I can still find the links.

That doll may actually be taller than the real Hitler.

Write to ABC and tell them to bring back "Better Off Ted", a WAY better show and better written show than either the lame "Office" or SUPER lame "Parks and Rec". I also watch Chuck, Big Bang Theory (Which is starting to slide into hell), Mythbusters, and porn.

Thanks for the great ass shot, Jane! And for the well wishes for Easter! I still find myself amused that a day when a guy was whipped, stabbed with a spear, stoned, adorned with a crown of thorns, and nailed to a cross, we call GOOD Friday. :D

Shades of 2000, some folks have already started forming conspiracy theories for 2nd place. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=394285

I would LOVE to see your scientific data on this notion.

How completely tactless and tasteless to insult someone by posting a poll for the ENTIRE WORLD to ask if they think she's obese. Just because she's not a walking stick, that doesn't mean she's fat.