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  1. Tittyman5000

    The Same Old Song and Dance

    To answer your question dSpOjj4YD8c sits in chair & lights cigar :D
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    Have any health problems?

    I have sever Insomnia and Anxiety, Im not depressed but the Doc's put me on Zoloft and Lorazepam, im not taking the zoloft anymore though, **** helps :) Last year I had Sciatic nerve pain caused by two herniated disks in my spine from too much heavy lifting, but after 7 months im pretty much...
  3. Tittyman5000

    Paz Vega or Ana de la Reguera

    Damn man thats like asking whats sweeter sugar or honey? Pazana? :dunno:
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    Cheryl Cole AKA Cheryl Tweedy

    Damn Cheryl's 2012 Calendar looks Awesome! :drool2:
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    Who is your favourite FreeOnes member?

    I like Shifty's Niftyness & Spexy's ass, STD's pretty good but Dirk has class, Andronicus DOA & Blue Balls used to be 123 but lately its been Pirate, Cat, Alexpnz & Papgmp. A tough decision who be better than Tittyman, but the best on the board to me is Stan :D
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Andrea Garcia
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    Your welcome bro, I love that Tay Avatar you are rockin, Damn her Tits are spectacular! :drool2:

    Your welcome bro, I love that Tay Avatar you are rockin, Damn her Tits are spectacular! :drool2:
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    The best smiley evah!!!!1!

    Awh how cute! :D LOL :laugh: Where's my Smiley? Oh here it is
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    Who Has the Best Username on FreeOnes?

    :rofl2: Best Username of the week LOL :laugh: Whats the prize? A can of Corned Beef?
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    Best Buy sucks donkey balls, here is proof.

    That's really messed up, shouldn't they be giving free water to the victims of this disaster?
  11. Tittyman5000

    Does your girlfriends pussy stink?

    Thats nasty, if it was that bad I'd buy her some Douche or Repfresh, if a girl is clean her pussy shouldn't stink, also don't nut in her every chance you get, all that sperm and acidic pussy juice decomposing in there won't make it smell better, if all above fails you will always have your hand...
  12. Tittyman5000

    anyone

    Have you ever thought bout moving to Thailand?
  13. Tittyman5000

    Beyoncé Confirms Pregnancy On VMA Red Carpet

    MILF :facepalm: Yeah I said it :D
  14. Tittyman5000

    anyone

    You know you like it :D
  15. Tittyman5000

    Do i post too much?

    Yeah, it is a bit much but fuck it, who gives a fuck right? Congrats on 2,000 :clap: Tip, its not the posts that make the man, its The Man that makes the posts :yesyes:
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    Hey Absolute, yeah 4 sure man no problema, I actually got it off her Facebook Here's a straight...

    Hey Absolute, yeah 4 sure man no problema, I actually got it off her Facebook Here's a straight link - http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=174794742563485&set=a.102412906468336.1416.100146036695023&type=1&theater and for more good pix check this place out -...
  17. Tittyman5000

    Is your life worth living?

    :laugh: I asked myself these questions and came to the conclusion - Fuck, Im GREAT! :D
  18. Tittyman5000

    Why do the British have bad teeth?

    IDK MrTrebus :dunno:
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    anyone

    Here's a lil preview 4 you Big Boy :D O0-Jp4n2YlU
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    anyone

    But I do, Im very pretty :shy: I even sound feminine when I talk my nipples are so hard right now
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    Dorothy entering Emerald City

    Ah the Emerald Isle! There's nothing like the smell of peat burning from a Nuclear blast
  22. Tittyman5000

    Man, Now I Know How Perverts Feel...

    I would of walked around the store dropping **** and saying, " um excuse me miss you dropped that." Then when she bends over TADA! :D
  23. Tittyman5000

    Vote for the Best Caption from the KatieK contest!

    Katie lets just cut out the middle man k :D PM me
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    Sweet, I'll have to take a look :rubbel: lol Smart guy hooking the link :thumbsup:

    Sweet, I'll have to take a look :rubbel: lol Smart guy hooking the link :thumbsup:
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    I'm regretting my choice of username

    Dang a whole thread of this crap, The artist formerly known as Prince would be proud. Huge :facepalm: ……………………………………..________ ………………………………,.-‘”……………….“~., ………………………..,.-”……………………………..“-., …………………….,/………………………………………..”:, …………………,?………………………………………………,… ………………./…………………………………………………..,}...
  26. Tittyman5000

    All the naughty girls are on FreeOnes (pic proof)

    She seems naughty just look at the dirty wall, badd girl. Bad Bad Naughty Girl! :drool2:
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    That's creepy! Jim Carrey confesses his 'undying love' for Emma Stone

    In the end, "I love you, I do." Chin seizure :rofl2:
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    :thumbsup: Beautiful Sig man :clap: You make thee best! BTW who is that gorgeous woman?

    :thumbsup: Beautiful Sig man :clap: You make thee best! BTW who is that gorgeous woman?
  29. Tittyman5000

    Med help needed

    Hmm, thats very peculiar :dunno: I would say antibacterial cream, or maybe diaper rash ointment one with aloe & zinc :yesyes: Then masturbate frequently with a good moisturizer like lanolin or vasaline :thumbsup: If it gets worse see a dermatologist, could be the herpes. oeCDnCcwfwU
  30. Tittyman5000

    words that should be ******?

    Bender, what the fuck does it mean? Im going on a bender :dunno: He's been on a bender for weeks? I hear it all the time but maybe those people saying it should get bent :cussing:
  31. Tittyman5000

    Vote for the Best Caption from the KatieK contest!

    Awh man, I thought mine was really good too! :( Tittyman not happy :(
  32. Tittyman5000

    Anyone else want a **** girl?

    Seinfeld - "I got gonorrhea from riding a tractor naked at least that what my boyfriend told me." :rofl:
  33. Tittyman5000

    Rolex

    I once saw a woman wearing a swatch :eek: Needless to say, "Instant Wood!" :rofl2:
  34. Tittyman5000

    Anyone else want a **** girl?

    Yeeeee Hawww! :sing: She'll be cummin on my mountain, when she cumms, she'll be cummin on my mountain, when she cumms, she'll be cummin on my mountain, She'll be cumming on my mountain as she cumms :sing:
  35. Tittyman5000

    Trying to find a job

    If you newbies can't take it, why bother posting when you know we're gonna haze you lil fuckers anywayz, this whole Talk Section is 90% brilliantly ridiculous witty, whimsical, facetious comments :D If you want advice maybe ask yo momma! :D
  36. Tittyman5000

    anyone

    If I put on a wig and sexy make up like red lipstick and eye shadow, then dressed all cute like in a mini skirt, would you suck my cock?
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    words that should be ******?

    Gloyster, Goostas, Zooks c3yixkhhMAA
  38. Tittyman5000

    Ron Jeremy needs to retire!

    This dude is living the American *****! I **** to see him fuck these young hotties but damn he is a Legend, leave him be :yesyes:
  39. Tittyman5000

    I'm New!

    Hi Zoey, welcome to paradise! :wave2:
  40. Tittyman5000

    Have you ever been caught wanking?

    If you click on his youtube he's a huge WWE fan :dunno: who knew? But my guess is he still lives with mommy :D
  41. Tittyman5000

    Who is in your avatar?

    Denise Milani
  42. Tittyman5000

    Trying to find a job

    Try this www.pornstarjobs.com or you could sell your Sea men like I do :D
  43. Tittyman5000

    Have you ever been caught wanking?

    Never but been busted having sex a couple of times :facepalm: c3yixkhhMAA
  44. Tittyman5000

    Anyone else want a **** girl?

    Today starts our County Fair, I can't wait to see the daisy dukes and pig tails, plus you know these girls can ride you like a *****! BTW I once saw a nude bronco busting show it was the ****! :D
  45. Tittyman5000

    Help Me PLEASE!!!

    That sounds like something on Money Talks or Reality Kings, try there maybe? :dunno:
  46. Tittyman5000

    Can you live without your Penis?

    If a donor cannot be attached with feeling then no, but so many advances in medical science I bet they can grow one on a rat and stem cell me a go go gadget dick :D
  47. Tittyman5000

    2011-12 Football Season Thread.

    Oops, I thought this was the NFL thread :shy: turns around and walks out
  48. Tittyman5000

    Hey Mr.Swine Thank you! Yup I luvs me sum Tittys! The lovely woman in my Avatar is Denise Milani...

    Hey Mr.Swine Thank you! Yup I luvs me sum Tittys! The lovely woman in my Avatar is Denise Milani :drool2:
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