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Very excellent. And user-friendly. When can we expect the function to be able to search by maximum anal gape dilation?

I **** you. P.S. Nice ******** umbrella!

Positively gifted. I think at one point my nuts turned inside out.

Oh daaayum. That is nasty.

not getting the way this game works

Ha! I just tried this. Weirdest thing though, Dirk. I yelled 'MUUUm', and your Mum turned up. Bet you can't guess how I got finished off and cleaned up? :D

^^^^ word ... also, a contract to 'dance' in Japan is a common cover for doing much more intimate personal services. That actually might be the reason she didn't tell you. Probably not what you wanted hear.

defending his own thread

allowed in Wal Mart following a masturbation incident in the Pet Food aisle.

I do believe that in your hypothetical, each lovely lady would have a spare orifice. No Canadians ... you're in Minnesota. That basically is Canada, only with Monopoly Money:D

My *** is in England, so I get to give her two ******'s days each year - UK ******'s Day (April 3) and Canadian ******'s Day.

Well, in that case it'd be an MMFF, cuz I'd want in on that sweet action, even with my aversion to sharing poon with other penis.

Drinks Italian Peroni rather than Zywiec ...

As if it were Grand Cru Châteaux Petrus ......

Swedish

A perfect ass ....

Should not be jealous

Latest episode of 'Chase'.

Actually I do ..... http://www.australiagift.com/scrotum_shop/scrotum.htm Now in this case they are being used as purses, but I think with a finer tanning process they would make perfect Ball Gloves. I like the options for 'small', 'medium', and 'large' scrotums.

I think with the glove you'd still have the issue of 'bumping' and the unpleasantness associated with a ball-on-ball bump. Ball-cro limits the bumping to one initial bump .. but, yes, then there would be continuous ball-on-ball contact. So a Ball Glove with Ball-cro on the outside would be...

I love Detroit, actually. It's one of my favorite places to drive through on my way to somewhere better:D Joking aside, Atar has a good point. One of Detroit's problems is not just its large minimum wage/welfare class demographic, but also it's lack of a sizeable wealthy community compared to...

I have actually invented something that helps reduce or eliminate the uncomfortable awkwardnesses that can develop in an MMF; most often, the ever unpleasant ball-on-ball slap during DP.. I call it 'Ball-cro' - two tiny strips of adhesive material each guy affixes to the front of their nutsack...

Right about the fact Sherlock Holmes was a 'man of habits'?

You'll be surprised to know that I do not need to know who or what that is in your avatar!!:D And I agree with HM. If it's PDK, then it's gotta be Vanessa Blue ... :rubbel:

I'm with you ... 47% sounds about as fishy as the 20% of 12-18 year old suicides that are allegedly from auto-erotic ************. You know what they say: there are liars, damn liars, and statisticians.

I'd rep you for calling out the asshattery of a certain Frenchman in the Detroit thread, but computer says 'no'; been too slutty lately.

Tara Lynn Foxx. Those lips. That tongue. And it's completely obvious she could suck a watermelon through a hosepipe. :D

I like the comment towards the bottom of that thread - 'so once a month she's 4 times the bitch she normally is' .....lol

She is mean, but I kinda like that. Reminds me of Matron ...... That is a nice visual image: Booty and Spexy squirming in sapphic sexual Ecstasy on a huge plate of bacon, smearing each other with grease as they go at it.:drool1:

Nice. A moderator threatening a Board member.

Something for you both ....

Nice! Another fave .... Paul Gilbert is incredible! OD-C-oS--xQ

What's a 'computer'?

Oh, I'm going to call 'fake' on this one ... something about it is not quite right ....

If only there was a bacon-themed Hitachi credit card for you to ride ....:D

Bye-bye asshole .....

Football. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn ................

Boothy's much-missed ass siggy.

Just not my thang .... there's only one pair of balls in the bed with me: mine. Or Dirk's. We ball share.

I watched Pulp Fiction again ..... frikken love that movie

totally orly

Wendy Popadom = Tickle Pants

She's hot! Great story too.

Thanks for the spelling correct. I've got to say, Hindi insults can be very creative and hugely insulting. Found one about sticking a ****** in a ******'s cunt and using her for a bed. It was hilarious.

Nobody wants to see shots from you and Blueballs' fisting sessions. (nice ass, BTW)

20,000 is just about perfect .......:D

They prefer the term 'little people'.

Cute as in: fart under the dinner table, drag my anus across the carpet, eat ***** and *****, hump legs, slobber, chew the furniture, scrounge through garbage ... kind of cute??:D P.S. Cats are best.

Ignore VV. We all do. He's also a little sensitive right now about OCSMs and insults and the asshattery that can result from it :D