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You mean, just like any scientist he's had a great theory, hampered only by the fact it was utter bollocks?

:ban::1orglaugh

Oh, get a room!! :D:D

^^^ Best load on a costume (drama) ..heh heh

no, you do not ..heh

Tell me; how can someone with no ass at all inspire butt enhancement surgery for women who want a copy of her butt ...? There's waaay too much welfare being paid to Britain's CHAVS http://www.stylelist.com/2011/05/17/pippa-middleton-butt-lifting-surgery/ (I'd still do her)

i think not

No ****. If Bin Hidin' wasn't already fish food, I'd be sending Seal Team 6 in there to look for him.

Best Anal in a Shakespearean Play ... Largest Facial in a Comedy ... I like it.

Sometimes, I miss my hard ******** days ... although, even then, I was never, ever desperate enough to ***** Coors:eek::D:D

Maybe it's me, but I find the plot, dialog and acting usually aren't enough to warrant a viewing for viewing's sake.

Possibly .. after all Sabrina is on a World Bukakke Tour .... she might bring her work home with her ....:nanner:

When I first saw the PVC nurse i thought it was a retro 1940s pin-up thing .... now that would be hot. how about it Miss? some real black & white, Cinema Noir, GIs and Battle of Britain uniform action ... you'd look awesome and it'd be very different. Lusty Land Army girl Saucy Spitfire pilot...

Who said anything about MY cum, Mr. Assumption? Also, my house, my rules. I get to jizz on anything I want, whenever I want ....:D

Friendly fire can be unpredictable!! My couch shouldn't have to suffer.:D:D

I hunt and **** pedos for sport.

As long as they brought ScotchGuard, stain remover and some throw sheets for the furniture... sure

With respect to Bree, cuz I think she's great, but I think a lot of that 'janitor, banging strangers' stuff is ... what's the polite term: hype ...... With respect to Sabrina ... well, respect! Sign me up for the revolution. Changing the world, one warm load at a time .....

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread is that an, errm, nine iron sticking up between/behind your legs ... I know looking at that photo my putter is itching for some action:D

Good man! Breakfast of champions ...... :1orglaugh

Santorum = moron. End of fucking story.

That list is comprised of some of the lamest hacks and shitmunchers to have ever cursed the stage/TV. Bill Hicks. End of fucking story.

Moosehead Lager! that's the one. Skunky it is, but they have great giveaways. I got every single one of their collectors baseball cap series last year (mainly because the owner of the local convenience store likes me, and put up with me standing in his **** fridge pulling up the tops of all the...

I'd been living the bachelor life for three years, and collected a very nice little harem of playmates to pass the time. But then, as things sometimes do, I got sideswiped by the unexpected girl, a friend I'd known for year: one minute we're at a friend's dinner party, the next we're...

Moose gives you Satan breath the next day tho :D:eek:

Nope .. they rebrewed M Ex to an older recipe and retro-ed the labels ... it's a kick ass **** now.

This is my new desktop .... so, so, beautifully classy. :bowdown:

Canada, eh?:D

One of the local morons once stole a Diablo bush out of my front yard because, one night while walking ****** it pissed up and high, he thought it was a pot plant and was half way down the road with it in his hand before he realised it wasn't. I laughed so hard it was worth losing the bush.

I called it on Day One. There's gonna be fisting porn in there.

Well this is all good news about the lack of complaints .. so, is there a Mrs. PirateKing?

Doing pretty OK. Work is steady and interesting, love life is healthy and vigorous, lots of pies being baked for eventual finger placement ..... the Board is kinda boring lately though .....

how are ya?

Some kind of red Chilean plonk ... it's pretty good for the money.

Word. Wednesday is for communists and liars, Thursday is just utterly bi-curious, Friday is totally for fags, Saturday for scatmunchers, Sunday is just FUBAR, Monday blows. But Tuesday. What a day. for doing the manly 99 red balloons dance. Even if only to **** off PK:D

Clothes for, errrr, seamen ...

I see these fuckers on the road, I speed up and turn my wipers to max ......

Who watches the Watchmen?

You'll have to wait .. he's having difficulties walking and maintaining bowel control after I paid him a little 'visit' last night:D

It was more the boys part I was referring to, but hell, yea, lay down a whupping. I'd like that!:D

This reads very unfortunately ...... :D (if you have a filthy mind, like me)

OR ....

Whatchew up to this fine Spring day? I'm going in for a bit of this: SYk4wVReaeo Joie de vivre, peeps. Gotta have it!

Is that Paris Hilton? Bitch be slummin'!

Nice user title!! I wonder which arsehole suggested it ...:D:D BTW ... why are we no longer friends? Did you unfriend me, you bastard?

@winning

Playing their new single 'slap the fat, ride the ripples in'.

winner win, singers sing.

My lord, that's a big 'cock'-tail glass you are holding. Gulp, gulp ......

I guess they call this news 'after a respectable period'. I bet there was an agreement they wait at least 6 months after the end of his Governorship so it wouldn't look too suspicious, and that she was only staying with him for political/social reasons & advantages. Like Arnie cares. $500 mill...