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  1. alexpnz

    Worst invention ever ?

    Stupid Fucks :facepalm:
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    Please give Anders negative rep!!

    Who's Anderson?
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    The Kentucky Derby

    Cmon Bob...:facepalm: :D
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    Julie K Smith

    http://www.streetsource.com/modelphotos/Julie/Img_0030.jpg http://content7.flixster.com/photo/12/90/86/12908677_gal.jpg
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Julie K. Smith
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    I have the best idea ever!

    How would you like to get here then? Teleportation? Fucking guy....:facepalm:
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    Your excuse to avoid sex with her/him

    My answer is ******** :hatsoff:
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    Should I get back with my Ex?

    Profund, yet accurate..........for once. :facepalm: To answer OP, Negative! Ex is EX for a reason, ya dig?
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    I have the best idea ever!

    I will pick you up @ rest area where the Jersey and Penn. Turnpikes meet and I'll give you a ride to Bob's get together @ Monmouth Park. I got chu bay-bee! :nanner:
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    The Kentucky Derby

    I'm not a thoroughbred guy, but it's always interesting to see if a ***** can finally win the Triple Crown every year.
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    Blind Guardian

    Probably some video game, geek ****.....:dunno:
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    Go Ahead, Keep Fucking With Wild ******* in Captivity!

    2 More idiots...:facepalm: http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/cheetah-mauls-woman-60th-birthday-trip-133156169--abc-news-topstories.html
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    girlfriends ,real girl, amateur

    http://amateurthongs.sensualwriter.com/
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    In honor of MCA....
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    You'll Never Catch Me In Mexico...EVER!

    LIke I said......NEVER! :nono:
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    Octomom

    I'd smash, take her pocketbook, and bounce... http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/05/octomom-porn-shoot-lingerie-pictures/
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Horrible Bosses
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    ***** man and monkey

    Did he go thru the initiation too? :rofl2: Look at this dope! :facepalm: http://thebiggestsecretpict.online.fr/nwo/cabletow_rit.jpg
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    Athletes on Saturday nite live

    Eli is gonna **** tonight....
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    ***** man and monkey

    ....probably on the way to the Masonic Lodge to be blindfoled and have a rope around his neck. :yesyes:
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    ********* you most want to punch in the face, 2012 FreeOnes list

    Bob, you sure you're from Jersey?? Cmon Bro, thats the Sitch. :facepalm:
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    ***** man and monkey

    Freemason fer sure. :yesyes:
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    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    I remember I went to their concert and bought a T-Shirt that had "Get off my dick!" on the back of it. I wore it to school and the principal sent me home. Jerkoff.
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    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    This ^ ^ My teen years were all about the Beasties. They were the soundtrack to my High School party years. Bought together blacks and whites in my school. The Rap guys liked them and the Metal guys did too. "My name is MCA, I got nothin' to prove Pay attention, my intention is to bust a move...
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    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    With original DJ, Hurricane on MTV.
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    Who would you do?

    Psh! I already partied w/ Casey. Check my blowout, Fam!
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    Respect my Fresh... http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/221223_o.gif
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    vaginal piercing : hot or not

    Wiping back to front, are we? :facepalm: NOT hot, btw.
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    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    Vintage! I was here this night @ the old Capitol Theater where this video was taped.
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    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    THE group of my youth. Seen them live 2 times, once @ the old Capitol theater in Passaic w/ Public Enemy and once @ the old Tradewinds club in Sea Bright NJ. I dressed like them and even drank Brass Monkey constantly even though it tasted like Patchouli oil. They had a big tribute to them this...
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    Does yogurt improve semen?

    Yes. I just had 2 Yoplait lights and I overshot the toilet bowl. :facepalm:
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    Bucs sign ********* DT LeGrand

    Schiano turned sorry ass Rutgers around.....for a while anyway. He'll do the same to the sorry ass Bucs.....for a while anyway. Classy move by Schiano.
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    Suge Knight Ordered Assassination of Biggie Smalls?

    Wurd is bond.... Pac was a loudmouth sucker. :yesyes:
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    NJ ***** racing.

    Bob, The racinos @ those tracks generate little attendance and money. Go to the one @ Yonkers and they are parked out by the paddock on a weekend. I'm looking at a Yonkers program for saturday and the smallest purse is $16,000 and those are 30,000 claimers. :eek: If Cal X got slots, the purses...
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    Brandi Belle - AKA: Alissa Belle, Alissa (ATK Galleria), Alyssa Belle, Brandi, Lana Lux (Karups)

    Re: Brandi Belle :facepalm: Faker than Anita Baker...
  36. alexpnz

    I have the best idea ever!

    Come to Jersey...I got a mansion down the street from Bon Jovi and Geraldo Rivera. My **** is Grand, ***!
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    BrianaLeeExtreme.com Briana Lee's Brand New Website!!!

    :facepalm: White Gurl Wobbling.... You still sexy though. :D
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    Suge Knight Ordered Assassination of Biggie Smalls?

    I'm off to the Masonic Lodge to meet w/ 2 Pac. :tongue:
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    Who would you like to sucker punch right in the fucking kisser?

    For all those **** you touched, I'd like to crack you 1 time for each.
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    Meet-An-Inmate.Com: Top Most Beautiful Women Behind Bars (PICTURES)

    If the girls in the slideshow pics are actually them, then I'm Sammy "The Bull" Gravano. :facepalm:
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/when-your-***-tries-to-dance.gif
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    ********* you most want to punch in the face, 2012 FreeOnes list

    I can not stand ANYTHING about Ashton Kutcher. Toolbelt
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    Suge Knight Ordered Assassination of Biggie Smalls?

    I love it when you talk that Freemason ****. You're the only person in the WORLD who could refer to Freemasons on a porn board! :rofl:
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    Best places to meet single women...

    Late night @ a Supermarket. I met one of my Ex's in a ShopRite @ 11 pm on a saturday night in the frozen food aisle, during a conversation over Stouffer's French Bread Pizza. True story.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    He only signed a minimum show contract. http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2012/0502/552288/brock-lesnar/ Don't expect him to be around much longer, Vince doesn't like him.
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    BrianaLeeExtreme.com Briana Lee's Brand New Website!!!

    Me thinks we need a video of Briana doing the Cat ***** like Kate Upton has. :yesyes:
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