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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Green Weiner

    I lol'd!!!
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    Mexican Troops Cross Boarder...

    Worst Rationalization Ever :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: And this: "They are ******* boarders supplied, with taxes, for free." What are they supplied with? How are taxes involved in the supplying of whatever is being supplied? What is free?
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    Columbo Peter Falk dies at 83!

    Watching the first episode now! Peter Falk is just brilliant!
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    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    Still slow to the point that 50% of page loads don't happen at all, or load incompletely. Worse. The Smilies don't work!
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    Mexican Troops Cross Boarder...

    Probibly juste a tiepo. Happenze all the thyme on this Bord.
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    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    Ball-achingly slow today .....
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    Drinks and food.

    Salt Cod
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    Drinks and food.

    merguez
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    Welcome back to the board!

    Because. That's fuckin' why ....
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    Welcome back to the board!

    oh, oh .. I know, I know!!!!!!
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    PCMatic.com

    what is it with you and hackers ....:dunno: It's a hard sell to soft targets. useless rubbish. you can get the same, for free, at download.com
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    Kim Kardashian

    Re: ****** Kim Kardashian vacation pic Hawt ...... for an ugly, over-rated non-entity
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    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    -FUAYez3nY4
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    Welcome back to the board!

    Wow, it's all so different. Look at all the changes ...... no .. dammit. Alexpnz still has an account. FAIL.
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    Let's hear it for Henry and Boldy.

    It's true. You guys rock. Who knew that 12 hours huffing **** and banging hookers could upgrade servers so beautifully?
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    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    Re: >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th Unfortunately for you, not only was my account not deleted, I was upgraded to World's Greatest Board Member Ever. Naturally, I declined the honor, preferring to slum it with the likes of you. :D
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    Woman Wakes up at Own Funeral, Then Dies of Shock

    I once woke up in a puddle of Dirk .. I am dead. Does that count?
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    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    Well, of course you would ... well, if it's a Cub's game umpire. I hear for $10 and a shitty 'pie' they'll call your way every time!:D
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    'fraid not ..... back to scrubbing gussets, Stain!!!
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    How To Avoid Getting Hit by a Train

    My suggestion - and call me Mr Obvious - is not to put yourself in the way of a fucking train. A task simply accomplished by staying off train tracks.
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    Thought Police ****** Again: Kimberly Kupps Arrested for ... Making Porn

    Exactly. She's been charged with 13 counts of "wholesale promotion of obscene material" for shooting adult website content in her home. That pretty much covers every OCSM's bread and butter business .... Alarming? It's fucking terrifying in it's potential scope. Yes, this is Florida, but...
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    The Member Above Me....

    causes amazing, boob-induced purrrrrrrs!
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    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    Not even because it's shaped like a turnip (Stan told me)
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    Thought Police ****** Again: Kimberly Kupps Arrested for ... Making Porn

    Indeed .. the point is, cops are arresting and charging people for making porn in the privacy of their own homes .. which sets a precedent that could, effectively, wipe out half the industry overnight if other ******/states followed suit. I think that's kind of important, not least of which...
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    The Member Below Me...

    wants to be me, nuzzling into Alisa's boobage
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    The Member Above Me....

    has deliciously warm boobs
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Aussie red plonk
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    The Member Below Me...

    isn't me
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    Woman Wakes up at Own Funeral, Then Dies of Shock

    This funeral home: the Minority Report of undertaking ... we are going to bury you for a death you have yet to experience!
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    Privacy, please!

    Minibar. Hookers. Spouse-free sports watching. :hatsoff:
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    Infamous Boston mob boss Whitey Bulger caught

    They finally got him .... I have to admit, I didn't think they would; or were even bothering any more. I know he is a vile sociopath, but he's also 81 ... I'm not sure - in this case - if society is being served and protected by now having to incur what will no doubt be a phenomenal cost in...
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    Thought Police ****** Again: Kimberly Kupps Arrested for ... Making Porn

    Anyway, hijacks and derailments aside from certain members, the point of this thread is that cops spent three months investigating, before arresting Kupps and hubby ..... for making porn in their own home. At least she has a decent lawyer on her side, adult industry specialist Lawrence G Walters.
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    Mexican Troops Cross Boarder...

    Borders .. we don't need no stinkin' borders! Ariba, ariba!!!!!!
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    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    Classic! Rimmer .......:D
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    Columbo Peter Falk dies at 83!

    RIP Peter. You were a screen legend.
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    Facebook

    Ladies & Gentlemen ... your future leaders.
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    Privacy, please!

    That must be a hell of a comfy hole in that mattress
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    Challenge accepted

    All we need now is Roald and his infamous jar of peanut butter ....
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    Woman Wakes up at Own Funeral, Then Dies of Shock

    I'm sure he will. Russian civil courts are renowned for the lavish payouts they make to civil claimants.
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    Thought Police ****** Again: Kimberly Kupps Arrested for ... Making Porn

    I'm very relieved to hear it, Will. You should see the nasty stuff he likes to do to .. oops, said too much already:D
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    Thought Police ****** Again: Kimberly Kupps Arrested for ... Making Porn

    And we all know whom is whom in that little relationship ... Will E gets to catch again:D I wonder if MrT Makes him dress up as a cheerleader?
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    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2: I bet an entire Groat you couldn't pull a rotten tooth from a dead horses head, never mind an actual living woman.
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    Thought Police ****** Again: Kimberly Kupps Arrested for ... Making Porn

    "The term "Thought Police," by extension, has come to refer to real or perceived enforcement of ideological correctness, or preemptive policing where a person is apprehended in anticipation of the possibility that they may commit a crime, in any modern or historical contexts." Keep up with the...
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    Thought Police ****** Again: Kimberly Kupps Arrested for ... Making Porn

    Ah, the linear thinking of the unimaginative: The thread title refers to the mindset of ***************. They thought a crime was being committed because they believed (a thought process, a way of thinking) that was she was doing was wrong. In other words, they believe their world view, their...
  45. TheOrangeCat

    Open Casting Call in Chicago For New Superman Movie

    I don't recall Lex Luther dripping baby oil everywhere and masturbating in public. :D
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