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Olivia O'Lovely!:thumbsup:

Kettle Corn..(fluffier when its fresh) :popcorn: Katie Holmes or Nichole Kidman?

..i agree.. its been a while since ive seen anything that made me wanna lose my lunch.. this was close to succeeding.. :throwup:

Re: Suggest a punishment for the Austrian sicko who ***** & imprisoned his own daught castration.. followed by chaining him to the back of a pickup truck and dragging him through arizona and new mexico during a heatwave..:thefinger :violent:

Re: whats your fetish? *********** (sqiurtting/peeing)... that and interracial:D

Re: Who made you cum today? Ashley Long; and Shyla Stylez..:thumbsup:

..the only REAL reason any average joe would burn gas going to the beach this year..:1orglaugh

..probably buy more porn!!:D

amen; so true..:D .. a name that i think is cliche sounding (like she should be in porn) is Misty..:1orglaugh

:D Once upon a time Jeff the horny bastard found a blue condom on the leather sofa that he used on his roommates for assfucking. Then Katy open her mouth ******* Jeff's

Russia(again:rolleyes:)--Claudia Adkins:thumbsup:

Isabella Soprano:thumbsup:

..would'nt they have to if they worked at/or ran a sperm bank/fertility clinic?:dunno:

ok, ok.. in this situation, what he should do is.. 1. open his rucksack 2. pull out his chapstick 3. apply chap stick 4. unbutton trousers; and.. 5. turn around and kiss his ass goodbye.. HE'S SCREWED!!:1orglaugh

..all she's missing now is some hot choclate.. i'd like to volunteer to supply her some..:hit:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh..snap, snap..:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

should have had the womans symbol for that one;:female: for most men, (those who are quick enough about it) the world is our urinal, unless its combined with mudbutt, then you're screwed..:1orglaugh

looks like her 'cat'arats are clearing up...:1orglaugh :pimpdaddy

..Upload,:jump: Lex the Imapler 3, :pimpdaddy and Call Girl Confidential!!:thumbsup:

Nyomi Marcela:D

mmmnnn...yeah;:yummie: shes a hottie..:hit:

:thumbsup:..my votes for Shayla Stylez.. SUPERHott!!:flame:

.. movie's 2 days away.. :jump: ..if its anything like 'elektra' ill be there /w bells on a week after opening day.. :popcorn:(i gotta thing about doing packed theaters.. avoid 'em like the plauge) ..yet, if its anything like daredevil, ill probably wait till it hits blockbuster.. :cussing...

:1orglaugh..somethin' else, man..:1orglaugh reminds me of the SCA/live roleplay stuff that i used to go to back in the day..:D

summed up in 4 words.. old school cunt punt..:1orglaugh haven't seen one of those in a while.. (apparently that geezer has'nt either, ill bet that why he's mad..:thefinger)

:rofl2: hilarious.. ive actually ran into siuations where i've had to 'fake the funk' and say i was a virgin just to speak /w some of the uptight chicks i've met (at least around here in the 'bible belt')..:D

hmmnn... always figured ronnie was a 'barely legal' fan..:1orglaugh

to quote brian griffin.. "cut.. print.. gay..":1orglaugh

id bet you'd break the bank trying to buy blu-rays for that thing..:1orglaugh

Ashley Long (Bizzare Peroxide Tales)..:yummie: (..wonder if they're related? :dunno:)

this chick is FEROCIOUSLY HOT!!:flame:.. most assuredly:hit:..

im gonna have to go with Bree Olson on this one.. :2 cents: :hit:

Lindsay Lohan/Hillary Duff Highlander sketch..:1orglaugh that and ***** Rehab Invasion..:1orglaugh:1orglaugh..take.. me.. to.. re-hab!!:D

gimmie about four beers:glugglug::****: and 2 dime bags:pimpdaddy and..:hit:

that short slinky lookin' *** in H.S. that shows up at the 10 year class reunion married to the HOTTEST model/thropy wifey out of everybody in his graduating class..:1orglaugh Marcus

primal rage (awful mortal kombat rip-off).. :1orglaugh ..that and any FPS ive ****** a test run on.. :crash:

sex (unless she knows how to give head w/o biting it.. :cussing:) mish or cowgirl?

depends on how hot she is..:flame: and how many ive had..:****::glugglug: ..i've woken up in hairy-er situations; (take my ex-girlfriend, for example)..:1orglaugh

AMEN to that, *******..:lame:

Pembroke, NC:D

Re: Who made you cum today? Eva Angelina, screen 1..:jump: Bree Olson, screen 2..:pimpdaddy

yup, right in the tailbone, too (oddly enough while i was playing football)..:fight: ..what do you get when you fall in love?:lovecoupl

Jim

Le..Gal..Ize.. It!!!:pimpdaddy

Elizabeth Del Mar :hit:

Kansas City Chiefs..

out to eat.. hell, i'll microwave before i have to sit around and cook..:crash: ..hows your hammer hangin' ?:hammer:

well i would'nt try to wife her, but..:hit:

isolation

Zoe Britton.. (had to dig deep on that one):crash: