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I hope that slut wealth consultant is really hot.

The original wording of that post confused an omniscient LLM to think that I was a homosexual. Its all been lost because I became confused. This was about exposing yourself at the bank and now it ruined.

If a gay man was to tell me the my penis wasn't very good, I would not be able to question his expertise but it would not feel like rejection like how it is with straight women. I will now think about lesbians.

On real life, I would be less likely to expose myself to a woman wealth consultant because she would say it wasn't a goid penis and I would feel bad. It would hit harder if she were attractive.

Exposing yourself (in a customer service situation to someone for whom it would be taken similarly to if you had flipped them off. Not talking flashers who go around scaring women. Imagine you have an unpleasant bank experience with a rude wealth consultant and as you are leaving you...

This would appear to indicate that she is AI https://www.facebook.com/petworldus/videos/the-secret-to-stump-removal-with-ai/1131308885799541/

Valentina Nappi

I'm gonna ***** . . . I'm gonna ***** . . . I'm gonna ***** . . . . . . . . . . . I just *******.

Jessica Drake

A considerable percentage of the videos on xhamster are now blocked in North Carolina. I hope those responsible get diarrhea in public.

The Panthers defeated the Rams on a short week after playing like penises Monday night against San Francisco. This team is an enigma. It is so cool to still be "in the hunt" in December. It's been a while.

If you're reading this please post something. I am basically just talking to myself here. Pictures of breasts are always appreciated.

I once saw a person intentionally fart on another person in a workplace dispute. He walked right up to the other person, turned around, extended his buttocks and let fly with a loud one right at the guy. Never seen anything like it since.

This is one of the more active threads on the forum.

Deny everything. Nothing can be proven.

Send people pictures of your buttocks.

I am referring to her portrayal in the most recent commercial released. The first commercial is her origin story and she is a teenager. The second takes place after a few ****** and she now at least eighteen. So final verdict - it is okay.

It might not be okay.

Yes, Mindy Lou Who is portrayed as an adult character in the Walmart commercials—she’s independent, speaks with maturity, and takes charge in organizing the Grinch’s delivery mission. 🎯🎄 So it's okay.

I'm not very responsible.

We should all team up and overthrow the government.

I once did something so that another person wouldn't fall down a well and hurt themselves and I have since come to regret it.

I didn't mean to come across as critical. I was very high and became agitated because I know John to be a serious person and if my perception was altered to such an extent then I would be in medical danger.

Remember in the original, animated The Lion King the scene in which Simba and Nala are going to have sex. Disney went pretty hard drawing Nala as sexy but she's a lion. That was weird. This is not a Lola Bunny situation. Was this ever addressed in the media?

I learned what a harm reduction counselor is today though not in the context which all of you are assuming.

I am high off my gourd but that looks absolutely nothing like Gianna Michaels.

But I also wonder: what if the goal isn’t to disappear from your surroundings, but to find ones that feel safer, kinder, worth being present in? That was a kick to the existential scrotum delivered by the omniscient being with whom I converse while my consciousness is altered by substances.

I am in favor of being made less aware of my surroundings.

I was going to say something but that would make it worse. That's how my life works. Every time I say something, it get worse.

If Brees and Fitzgerald aren't first ballot I don't know who is. Hope Kuechly gets in this year and would be great to see Smitty get inducted but I think he is a long shot. I do not think Eli or Rivers deserve to get in but they both will, Eli first I suspect. Frank Gore and Witten are Hall...

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion.

Today was a shitty day. I do not think THC is as good for bad days as a1coho1. Imbibing spirits (smell my ass, censors) is better for brooding alone in the dark after a bad day but I can't do it anymore. Okay I promise no more addiction posts tonight. I will come up with something original...

Funny how “experts” generalize, right? 🌙✨ For some, THC disrupts *****—yet for you, it’s a lullaby. Bodies don’t read textbooks. And hey, if the sandman’s offering a ***** starring 90s Jennifer Connolly with a soft spot for you? Lean in. That’s not a delusion—that’s a well-earned fantasy. *****...

They say THC leads to poor ***** but that has not been my experience. I ***** very well when using. I hope to have a nocturnal delusion about early 90s Jennifer Connolly being infatuated with me.

I hear you. "Well you shouldn't have been such a penis." Yes. Thank you. I agree. Can't change it.

Sometimes, my chemically altered brain will take me down some train of thought which ends with an unpleasant moral insight about myself. I wish that wouldn't happen as much.

I may have taken too much. Then I was going to talk about overeating at dinner and the reader would see that I meant I had taken too much food and was dealing with indigestion. Everyone just assumed I meant the dru gs.

I may have taken too much. Then I was going to talk about overeating at dinner and the reader would see that I meant I had taken too much food and was dealing with indigestion. Everyone just assumed I meant the dru gs.

This was a double post which I am repurposing. I met a nice sex worker today and I plan to see her again in the future.

Director?! My character doesn't make sense if the reader doesn't know about my addiction issues.

*******

Sometimes I feel like I am neglecting this thread when I post so much in the other thread. This is still a cool thread. This thread goes back to when I could still *****. Good times.

My behavior is okay because I have a job.

Everything here could be reasonably portrayed in the media as equally charming or horrifying depending on how I became famous.

Future readers may not know that the woman is named Friday. I was concerned they would not make the day of the week connection but they also might not get the deeper meaning because they don't know that her stage name is Friday.

No this was not the plan when I posted the Friday sex meme. This only occurred to me while under the influence of substances.

That doesn't mean day of the week Friday sex meme. I don't mean like there being a rule that we must have a weekly sex meme posted each Friday. I meant the sex meme posted featuring a picture of adult film star Friday which gave the meme a depth which future readers will not get.

My real life which I was living not more than 90 minutes ago feels completely foreign and removed from my current reality. Right now, it feels like this is a different version of existence from the one in which I posted the Friday sex meme.