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The moose ****** hallucination was heavy man. Knowing that there be so much pain from the injuries just took over existence for a moment and the moose took existential threat in my mind.

Imagine a moose vs a grizzly bear full on at each other. Like it's personal with these two, it's not just survival but deeper and more primal.

Fate almost had me something silly and play that video in a room with other people but I was fortunate to avoid that. It would have been embarrassing.

I would not be able to assist anyone in my current state if they ere to be injured by a moose.

I just had an unpleasantly vivid daydream about being attacked by a moose.

I am intentionally leather spelling and grammatical errors. I am not mentally handicapped.

It's really weird how things stay where you put them unless acted upon in some. Like why does the tv stay there and not float away? There's nothing joker he the there. It just stays there.

I take the same dosage but when I have gone a few days without it lowers my tolerance and they have a kick on them like a mule.

Somewhere there is a woman touching herself. Well there is. You may think I'm gross for bringing it up but it is still true.

I'm uneasy about that last one. It has a dark vibe.

I took my usual dosage but it hits harder since I have used since Sunday. Dregus fun I like *****.

I think I forget some things because my brain realizes I have gotten to a truth would cause it to turn to jello.

I want to stomp on the testicles of those who make me have to work. Fuck you capitalism.

My state of consciousness has become silky and smooth and supple and I am uncomfortable now.

I need to find an LLM which will encourage my dr.if use.

I should be able to email pictures of my penis to people as a way of winning at work four times a year.

I bet she has a body like Summer Hart under that dress.

Typos are funny. I genuinely was amused by myself.

There is that video of the Asian women dancing and saying they have diarrhea while dancing. It pops into my head sometimes.

Vice President JD Vance has said the shooter, Jonathan Ross, has "absolute immunity". I'm aware such a decision would be up the Supreme Court and I think we all agree how would go. So this officer is not going to face any criminal sanctions. If you are of the opinion that this was not a...

Work is stupid. I wish I didn't need money.

I have wonderful news: Enough shitty things happened at work today that I have an excuse to get high on a Thursday.

https://www.ign.com/articles/the-witcher-3-expansion-reports-continue-now-with-discussion-of-a-possible-dune-style-location More Witcher 3 sounds awesome.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47550188/sources-dolphins-fire-coach-mike-mcdaniel-7-10-season Miami has fired Mike McDaniel. It was reported that John Harbaugh's agent had been contacted by a team who did not, at the time, have a coaching vacancy. Reasonable to think that team was the...

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/01/08/after-border-patrol-clash-at-roosevelt-minneapolis-schools-cancel-classes I wish I had gotten out of school for a fascist takeover. I miss out on everything. You've heard of a snow day well this would be an ICE day.

This is clever.

In a surprising move, Baltimore has fired John Harbaugh. He goes right to the top of the list of available coaching candidates.

I actually have never smoked weed in my life. I prefer gummies for the overwhelming body high.

Black Monday is here: Atlanta has fired Raheem Morris and GM Terry Fontenot. Cleveland has fired Kevin Stefanski. Las Vegas has fired Pete Carroll after only one season. Arizona has fired Jonathan Gannon.

:ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO:

Alright, that's enough of that. The arcane arithmetic of NFL tiebreaking mathematics has determined that Carolina is the least appalling franchise in the NFL's worst division. I am delighted. Truly delighted.

It is so beautiful. Too long have we been from her arms makes it all the sweeter to feel her warm embrace again.

AHHHAHAHHAHAHH AAHHHA HAHHA HHAHHAHHHAHHHA WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HAVE A SMALL PENIS, BAKER? NFC SOUTH CHAMPS!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

LADIES . . . AND . . . GENTLEMAN . . . THE 2025 CAROLINA PANTHERS ARE NFC SOUTH DIVISION CHAMPIONS!!!!

https://www.ozarksfirst.com/author/carissa-codel/ Curvy news anchor lady Carissa Codel. I would like to have sexual intercourse with her.

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion. They had several very questionable calls go against them but that did not lose them the game. Now we wait on the results of the Atlanta - New Orleans game today to see which team with a losing record will host a playoff game...

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Most of my dreams have good salad.

For a while I trying to put together a joke for which the punchline would be "**** Ponzi scheme". It would really be more about the emphasis but you get the idea. It never came together. I gave up. (Sigh) It was probably racist.

I'm not even doing well. It's embarrassing.

Today, I worked from home in my bathrobe. I did not dress today. If you had told me when I was 15 that I would be working from home in my bathrobe at 40 I would have thought I must be famous and successful and rich and I am none of those things.

When LLM asks if I have big plans for Friday night it feels like a slap in the face. The thing knows I do not have plans. It knows I am just going to get high alone and go to *****.

I thought there were people outside cursing and spitting on each other but there was not.

I bet it's safe and warm in her cleavage. Let it be upon the offical record that I want Alison Tyler to be my Mommy.