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  1. Spleen

    The greatest TV advertisement of all time...

    Not everyone spends all their time trawling internet forums.
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    Heart Nipple

    I love tattooed girls, but I think this would look much much MUCH better if she didn't have any others.
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    The greatest TV advertisement of all time...

    ...Deserves its own thread. R55e-uHQna0
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    Masuimi Max

    Goddammit, who do I have to **** to get a picture of Masuimi bending over with her asshole on display?
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    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    Ok, I stand corrected; Carmella Bing is medically obese.
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    Louis Theroux meets the Ultra Zionists

    Another great documentary. Although it make me have less sympathy for those people. What a pointlessly terrible state their world is in. Sadly I didn't think Louis was at his best, but it isn't really his fault. Usually he is able to get under the skin of the people he is interviewing, but...
  7. Spleen

    >>> Exclusive Interview with Miss FreeOnes 2011 - Sophie Dee

    Well that was truely a thrilling interview. With answers like that I feel like I have more of an insight into Sophies life now.
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    German ponstar Sexy Cora dies

    She's hot, shame I never heard of her before. Her death though? Couldn't care less. Too much pain and suffering in the world to waste any sympathy on someone who died trying to "improve" her body with something as unnecessary as a breast enlargement.
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    Chica's Pics for the Foot Guys!

    What about Chica's pics for the asshole guys? That would work in two ways because 1) I'm an asshole 2) I wanna see your asshole.
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    Status of "ALMIGHTYZEUS"

    Fishing accident.
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    You must see this - pic

    Thank the heavens I saw this picture. To think, I was ready to go about my daily life without viewing it! Close one. Edit: Now spleen the asshole has had his say, spleen the regular guy would like to point out it is actually a pretty funny picture, and that the thread starter should ignore...
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    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    You may think she looks amazing, that is your opinion. You may think this thread is stupid, again that is your opinion. However if you think she isn't fat then you are wrong, opinion has nothing to do with it. It's FACT.
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    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    Yes. She is medically obese. You can't mess with science.
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    The White Stripes Split Up

    Good. They would have only just got **** over time. Now they'll leave behind a pretty solid back cataloge. Not that I was really a fan, most of what I heard was good. Jack Whites side project, The Dead Weather, is far superior.
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    The hardest ****(s) you've been on?

    **** and MDMA, although Mephedrone (or "meow meow" as it was tagged in England) made them both seem like sugar. I also took some rohypnol, although not my own choice. Lucky I took the hit instead of a female (who it was mean't for) so neither of us ended up getting *****. I don't think...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    May I just remind you... Yup, it's pretty much a clean sweep on the ****** subjects. I only just realised it didn't even touch on racism, they missed a trick there.
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    How do you deal with people trying to give you advice when it's not needed?

    Depends if their heart is in the right place. Some people give advice because they genuinely care. Others give advice to make themselves look better. The latter, you just say "I don't mean to be rude, but I'll figure it out by myself, thanks anyway". To the ones that care, you simply say...
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    tasting your own cum !!!

    Re: Do you like the flavour of your cum? When I was about 15 I jizzed into a tissue and put a tiny bit on my tongue. Didn't really taste of anything. Never thought of doing it again. It is a bit fucking weird.
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    Would you ***** a glass of pussy juice

    I put hell yes, because I'd pretty much do anything for a dare. Would I enjoy it? Doubtful. I have been squirted on in the face before and a couple of times it's gone in my mouth. It was hot. But a whole glass? I'd ***** probably.
  20. Spleen

    Top 13 Supermodels Of All Time (According To U)

    Hey, CelebArchiver13, give it a break.
  21. Spleen

    Which Female Singer Would U Want To **** Up In Bed With ?

    As in **** up and not remember the night before? Fuck that. None of them please.
  22. Spleen

    Whats With Rihanna

    She changes her hair all the time.
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    Who Would You Move Into With As A Household? (Any Occupation,total of 13+U)

    I wouldn't live with 13 people, no matter how hot/famous they were.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    A Serbian Film Wow. Really? People are allowed to make movies like this? I can't even discuss the plot here because I'll get ******. Surprisingly, it is very well directed...
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    There are a lot of people on this board who need to get laid

    I "inflict doughbaggary" and I'm a total asshole to all members equally, but I get sex all the time.
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    Who is gonna win WWE Royal Rumble?

    The problem with winning a wrestling tournament is that you're still a loser.
  27. Spleen

    Mo' Money Mo' Problems ...

    Sounds to me like she is doing this as a joke. Some sort of publicity stunt?
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    Too Many Frustrated Comedians on Here Lately...

    A man walks into a pet shop. "I'd like to buy a wasp please" "A wasp? I'm sorry, we don't have any..." "Don't lie to me, I just saw one in the window"
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    Too Many Frustrated Comedians on Here Lately...

    It wouldn't be Freeones without 'em.
  30. Spleen

    10 year industry vet says "Ask Me Anything"

    So you live in Vegas? On a scale of 1 to 10, how fucking annoying are those Mexicans "clicking" ****** cards in your face?
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    Ungloryhole.com but not gay?

    So basicly you want gloryhole porn where you can see both the man and the woman at the same time.... Doesn't that kind of defeat the whole purpose? 1) Take any blowjob picture 2) copy and paste it to Microsoft Paint 3) Draw a big line down the middle of it Congratulations, you got your very...
  32. Spleen

    Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Porn Star or Model - 2011 Edition

    Doesn't it hurt when a chick fingers your ass/vagina with big fake nails?
  33. Spleen

    Predict the Oscar Nominated movies of 2010

    Kings Speech is gonna clean house.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Let Me In I never thought I would say this, but... Let Me In > Let the Right One In
  35. Spleen

    What's the Worst Thing a Guy Can Call a Girl?

    I've tested this out in the field many times, and fat is definitely the killer.
  36. Spleen

    Tomorrow is My Last Day at FreeOnes...

    I would stay where you are if I were you...
  37. Spleen

    New Zealand Air ***** releases UFO files

    I want to slap that woman who says to the camera "There is no such thing as UFOs". Of course there is. Maybe not ones piloted by aliens from another planet, but anything in the sky which cannot be identified is a UFO.
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    All the GAME you need to know for getting laid. Shimmy's method (audioblog)

    I'm all for gaming a woman, it's a lot of fun and I'm a fan of Neil Strauss's book, but that was pretty weak Shimmy. Sorry.
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    Mariah / Mariah Milano

    I happened to stumble upon a clip on the front page of freeones of Mariah licking Alexis Texas's ass, and it definitely improved my thursday. And I even had a chicken curry which didn't make me happy. This leads me to believe that; Mariah Rimming > Chicken Curry Who'da thought it?
  40. Spleen

    What is the hottest thing a girl can do for a guy?

    Dinner and a rimjob oughta cover it.
  41. Spleen

    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    I love how he starts it by saying "You're not going to get a rant about this" and goes on to deliver just that.
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    ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever ***** of being a mod? Deadline is Jan 24th!★

    Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever ***** of being a mod? Look inside!★ Yes. All of them.
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    Donnie Darko... How many of you have seen this seriously amazing film???

    I don't think you should be allowed to post in any film related threads from now on. Not that anyone would even read your comments after this quite damaging statement. You just compared Donnie Darko to The American. These films have NOTHING in common. Absolutely nothing. I'm quite fucking...
  44. Spleen

    I Wish I Was Back In Prague. Right Fucking Now.

    I am literally IN Praaaa. On my gap yaaaaa.
  45. Spleen

    Poke fun of your fellows - It's therapeutic!

    Agreed. Fuck the Royals. The only people that really give a fuck about them are, ironically, Americans.
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    Poke fun of your fellows - It's therapeutic!

    They are actually from Transylvania (yes, THAT Transylvania). Anyway, as if you wouldn't give them a go; http://www.blogswag.com/2010/12/the-cheeky-girls-monica-and-gabriela-irimia/
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Lebanon http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1483831/ Pretty good war flick. I loved the idea of it being based entirely within a tank. All the looking through the tank scope did make it feel a little bit silly after a while though. Still, worth a watch.
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    Life Flashed Before Eyes

    It only happens when there is a moment of sheer panic before you die. For example, if you get shot in the head from behind your life will not flash before your eyes. But if you are drowning, then possibly. What scientists believe it is is looking back through your memories, trying to find...
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    do0es anyone give a **** about their horoscope?

    If when you were born you were a Gemini, you are still a Gemini. The move only concerns people who aren't born yet or those that have been born since.
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    The Scale of Hotness: Christin Black

    Pretty hot. Those gawd awful tattoos bring her down a bit though. Was she ***** when she got them?
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