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My wife wears glasses when she's driving a car or reading and she has glasses made of mineral glass. They can be made thinner wich makes them lighter and mineral glass is more scratch resistant.

Equinoxe by Jean Michel Jarre is my all time favourite album. It's a masterclass in electronic music, pure genius. Second place is taken by MCMXC a.D. The Limited Edition by Enigma because it's perfect to put on during sex.

I want to do some damage to them with a belt sander :dunno:

Yes.

The weird knee woman :dunno:

WTF did she do to her knee?

The Flying Spaghetti ******* gave us the 8 "I'd rather you didn'ts", the 8th one states There you have it, the one and only all powerfull deity approves of pornography :clap:

A while ago I got an e-mail from a law firm representing Universal Studio in wich they said I had to remove a movie I downloaded from my harddrive. I told them, downloading movies is legal in the Netherlands so go fuck yourself you bunch of fucktards. For some reason they haven't responded to my...

With all these security measures in place the big bad terrorists don't even have to do anything to terrorise you because you Americans are doing a wonderfull job yourselves.

Last week a 17yr old boy and two others were seen breaking into a house. One of the alarmed neighbourhood residents called the police wich arrived on the scene a few minutes later. The police caught the trio red handed and they made a run for it. The police pursued them and one of the officers...

Here's something interesting, apparently the US thinks US copyright laws should apply to the entire world. http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jul/03/us-anti-piracy-extradition-prosecution

I have them picking my nose for me :nanner:

I've watched Fox News and other American news stations a few times and the one thing I always notice is how hard they try to keep the general population afraid. Why do they want you live in fear?

Just so I understand, in the US being "disrespectful" to a police officer is the only reason they need to taser you, beat you up and arrest you? And to make matters worse they've actually lowered the standard for recruits so even more idiots on a power trip can join the *****. I really hope for...

Not the guitar but I have a couple of vintage synthesizers.

So you basically came on here to tell us it's your birthday so you can be congratulated by a bunch of people on the internet you've never even met irl? Do you know how sad that is?

We already did it :D I also found out why this car drives so well. I was going through the service history and the previous owner had the suspension changed and the car is lowered by 2cm. This was done by an official Opel dealer and there's still warranty on it. He basically turned the Njoy...

1. Have you ever let somebody to fuck you in the ass? Yes. 2. How old were you on the first time? 16. 3. How old was the guy? She was 17. 4. Have you let him to cum inside? A strapon can't cum :D 5. Where does the guy usually cum (into the anus, somewhere else)? See question 4. 6. Do...

It doesn't have a dent or scratch on it. The previous owner also never smoked in it wich was important to us because my wife and I don't smoke. We're also having a Webasto sunroof installed tomorrow. Once you've had a car with a properly installed sunroof you don't want to go back.

The savings is just the daily drive to and from work. There's always a better car and altho I like a Ford Fiesta sport it isn't worth 14000€ to me. I will also admit a Fiesta sport handles better but our Corsa also handles very well. Maybe you just had bad luck with the 2 you drove :dunno...

It isn't a POS just because you're used to American cars. Have you ever driven an Opel? I'm guessing you haven't.

If Opel sells cars in Canada as well you also might want to look into a Corsa. We're actually saving on much more than just gas. We had to pay 86 euro's a month on road tax for our old cars. The road tax on this one is just 23 euro's a month so that's another 63 euro's we save :) Sure, an...

I love masturbating in front of my wife :)

That's the main reason we sold our 2 cars and bought this one. My job is only 10 minutes by bike so my wife is going to use it to get to her job. With her old car it cost her 60 euro's per week, with this one she'll only have to fill up once every two weeks. That's 120 euro's a month we save...

Only a small percentage of cars sold in the Netherlands have an automatic transmission. That's because we know how to drive :D It certainly drives like one and the space inside is actually very decent for it's size. It does 17-18 km on one litre of gas, that's not lame :)

European cars have always been smaller, more economical and with better handling. Big gas guzzlers don't sell well over here. A big 4x4 truck isn't very practical, especially in the Netherlands.

With the price of gas being so high these days my wife and I decided to sell our 2 cars and replace it with a smaller one with better milage. We looked around on various sites and finally we found one that we liked. It's an Opel Corsa from 2004 with only 62000 km on it. The engine itsn't too...

Traditional lightbulbs are already ****** in the EU but a guy in Belgium has found a way around it. Traditional lightbulbs convert only 20% of the energy they consume into light, 80% is converted into heat so he's selling them as heatbulbs. Light is just a byproduct as he puts it. The funny...

Why do you continue to use large fonts? It's not like we're blind you know.

My wife and I were @ PinkPop last weekend and the Foo Fighters played there as well. They gave an awesome performance :)

Let's assume she really had problems with marrying Hefner and the Playboy lifestyle and she didn't go through with it because she knew she'd be unhappy. That makes her a dumb bitch? But if a woman marries a rich man for money most of you will say that makes her a whore. Talk about double standards.

I don't **** you but if there ever comes a time I have to resort to the internet for friends I'll know it's time to put myself out of my misery ;)

You have some issues don't you?

Doing sex is bad grammar.

vG-wCp64qys :cool:

Equinox is composed better and imo the best album JMJ ever made but Oxygene has been more influential. With Oxygene JMJ made warm and atmospheric electronic music wich even has emotion in it, something that Kraftwerk or Brian Eno never accomplished. Oxygene was also loved by people all over the...

The belief that mankind should be taking care of the planet instead ****** it? The belief mankind should be making it a better place for the ********? Oh yeah, that's bad! How dare those evil Bolivians try to make it a better place!

I see they don't mention the release of Jean Michel Jarre's Oxygene in 1976 wich has been one of the most influencial albums ever.

@ Ezteban: Do you really consider some of the board members to be your friends? If so, that's really sad and it's a good thing you wont be posting here anymore. Just in time to get a life.

Here's an idea. Instead of focussing on me why don't you get a life of your own. I mean, I know yours is probably as interesting as that of a tree but try to make something of it because this is getting old.

I didn't know that. To me it looked like a regular hosting site :)

I love how she smiles after taking it out, like she's really proud of herself :1orglaugh Edit: stupid filter. It's just an imagehosting site. EDIT: Wrong, they are intelligent. They sell their hosted content. It's us they think, "STUPID"

Must be nice, having a hairball in your throat after eating one of those :1orglaugh Click on thumbnail. EDIT: Moved to funny picture forum. The culprit is the bottom most image and the middle one.

I don't understand why it's important to mention that :dunno: Anyway, my English teacher was very cool. He was a biker and looked rough and mean but he was a very kind man and he had great sense of humour, not at all what you'd expect based on his looks. We were allowed to eat in class and if...

Or a lot of strapon ;) I couldn't agree more.

Waking up naturally is always nice Sex. Have some breakfast Sex Some more sex Our best girlfriend coming over and being dp'd by her and my wife :D

I agree with you on the examples of short term problems, they aren't worth ******* yourself. I do however strongly believe there are situations in wich nobody should be able to interfere. If someone has a terminal disease or is in constant mental or physical pain he or she has every right to end...

I've never understood why so many people are against suicide. I mean, it's my life to do with as I please even if it means ending it. Who are others to tell me I can't end it if I'm terminally ill for example or caught in a neverending depression. Why do they think they have the right to take...

Bush and Cheney were just as misguided so that's one thing they have in common with Hitler, Mason and Bin Laden. Bush was also just born dumb and dumb people with power are very dangerous.