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Tsk tsk the old folk eh?

Well three tits is better than two especially if you have two cocks???

My car suddenly needs a complete service. Oh joy!

Ez flattery will get you everywhere my friend!

Sky man you the original pimp ***** gangsta dude!

Its called a ghost in the machine. Technical term a programming bug probably!

Yep that penis looks like its weighs about as much as its owner! He da man! But seriously there is a very good reason Sky is built that way, whilst all the guards on Sky's watch need to carry a night stick of some kind. Sky has one built right in there all he needs is a healthy supply of porno...

Hey good to see my fave funny OCSM doing well. Er that suggestion about the freezer, well isnt sunny Canada most of the time like a freezer. Well anyway standing in the freezer make your nipples stand out more (well it does mine anyhow). So you putting yourself forward for the Miss Freeones 2011...

Kamikaze anyone?

Hes been unmasked!

Never had those way back when!

Well you may well be seeing rainbows after too much of that!

Thats how the Romans used to do it (probably!)

And what if I just want to leave the building in hurry?

Hes been watching too much thundercats!

Everybody swallows its a human trait...next trick please!

Thanks for the rep babe. Youre pretty funny yourself you know. Well as they say two things that turn girls on laughter and sex (oh wait I just made that up) but you know what I mean. Hope your well Hugs and XXX from your fave snowman!

Now no beating up on us lot, youre not in your prison now you know! Is that the guards defensive stick they gave you after promontion?:D Yes well Sky is a photoshop expert if ever you need your body parts enlarged hes the man!:hatsoff:

And this may be why he adds the number 22 onto his name! Sky I would join ya but its not really my scene!:surprise:

:1orglaugh That is too uncanny!

:dunno::surprise:

Now people dont take this literally no ******** were probably harmed during this!

:dunno:

I think the escape tube is spot on!

I think the thinking on this may be a little flawed and I would ask you to rethink otherwise you may just burn your hair or something.:dunno::surprise:

I thought I would let you share my strategy, works a treat at the **** store, confuse the hell out those stuck up checkout girls!:facepalm:

Yeah youre a woman, all us guys saw was a boobie, sorry a baby!:dunno:

:1orglaugh:rolleyes:

:):surprise: Look at the picture, what do you see? Look more carefully and what do you actually see?

;):d

No idea!

Re: Wtf Gifs photos Thread Greg C strikes again!

Four juicy titties is all I see!

Cant believe you guys actually watch that fake as hell wrestling!

Is that the Village people version?

Bitch wrestling hmmm a new sport is suddenly born!

The debate rages on to this day!

Cow pokin!

What a way to go!

Sticking his hand up a cows ass eh? whatever!

Yes seen that illusion many times!

Depends which one you are looking at! And only if you seem to move your eyes!

Nice pics in the body paint thread. Thanks!

:nanner::tongue:

:1orglaugh

The quality of ********'s books has certainly become a load of **** since my *********!:1orglaugh

:nanner::nanner::bowdown:

:1orglaugh:glugglug::*****:

And heres conclusive proof!:2offtopic:ban2::dito:

Right pay attention at the back there, I believe this should about clear up those niggly questions you had.