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  1. Icewater Jones

    is there a downside to being a lesbian?

    Half the broads that say they're lesbian, really aren't any fuckin' way. I figure about three-quaters of them truly live the lifestyle full time. The true lezzies are pretty unattractive for the most part. A lot of them are butch or dyke in appearance, and you just don't see real lesbian hotties...
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    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    ...and how again does picking up LBJ's max deal (with his ETO), and keeping Arenas' and Turkoglu's obese contracts help Orlando??? You and Orlando know good and damn well LBJ will excersise his ETO to ditch what will be a shitty Magic team in a fucking heartbeat, and Chicago still has the cash...
  3. Icewater Jones

    thong thursday

    'Threesome Thursday', baby... 'Threesome'!!!!!! Me, you, and a female friend of your choice! BTW: tommorrow is Fetish Friday, care to share what's on tap?!?!?
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    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    Hell no. 1: In order for this to happen, it'd have to be a sign and trade, as LBJ has an existing long-term. 2: D12 will be part of a package. No way Orlando lets a straight-up trade happen. The Magic desperately want to get rid of one or both of those fat contracts currently held by Hedo...
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    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    If he has been as great as you say, we wouldn't be talking about this. Again, nobody is putting shot on LBJ that wasn't already there. The fact that people act like they don't smell the **** means nobody is cleaning it up. This is about fixing things, and instead of being about that, folks wanna...
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    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    Dallas was the better team. My hope is that LBJ takes a step back, keeps of all the talk, keeps off the twitter, and comes down off the King ****. Like I said before, he himself is to blame for the questions and comments. He provides the ammunition he's being shot with, and yes, some of these...
  7. Icewater Jones

    Middle school surveys students on oral sex

    You don't ignore, but you also don't push the concept to middle-schoolers. Despite popular belief, 12 and 13 year olds don't dwell on sex anywhere near the same amount of time adults do, so why put the ***** idea where it might not be? Why are we not giving the option of abstinence to ****...
  8. Icewater Jones

    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    That just simply won't and can't happen. The Heat don't have what it takes to trade with Orlando. Not even close.
  9. Icewater Jones

    Crystal Harris calls off wedding to Hugh Hefner.

    Rumor has it that Hef had his lawyered up marriage agreement sent and it didn't sit well with the bride to be. That may explain the quick turn around. I don't think Hugh is giving up much on the event of his death.
  10. Icewater Jones

    Backroom Casting Couch's Anonymous "Reality" Porn Creep Has Herpes ...

    That guy is a complete scumbag. What's sad is he gets laid so damn often being a asshole loser. I really need to get into porn...
  11. Icewater Jones

    Teenage ******** of Robert Horry dies after lifelong illness

    You really gotta feel for Robert and his ******. 17 year worth of hope and prayer, procedures and surgeries... I'm at a loss for him and his ******. Heartbreaking news.
  12. Icewater Jones

    Thanks for the rep dirk! Its a shame you don't get more appreciation.

    Thanks for the rep dirk! Its a shame you don't get more appreciation.
  13. Icewater Jones

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    That's just it, we're not talking about other athletes. We're talking about LBJ. He, you, and everyone else knows he is held to a higher standard, and nobody wants that more than him. See, he wants to be treated like the ****, and not work or be held accountable for all of the other **** that...
  14. Icewater Jones

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    The big deal is the entire package, not just the assorted pieces. News flash: nobody is gonna be over anything if you keep talking ****. The guarantees, the lies, the cop-outs, the excuses, all that **** adds up. Add that to the fact LBJ fails to carry himself like the grown-ass man that he is...
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    Crystal Harris calls off wedding to Hugh Hefner.

    Anyone suprised at this??? Sorry Hef, your name has about as much cache as your sexual potency. Greatly diminished at best. Nobody has tried to buy love as unsuccessfully as Hugh Hefner. Sad really. More...
  16. Icewater Jones

    me and my ******

    I don't see this thread panning out like it should...
  17. Icewater Jones

    Whooty Wednesday

    That's a term that should've been retired a long time ago. I love ass though! That pic is awfully nice... I'm DTF!
  18. Icewater Jones

    Tribbing & Jilling: the two stupidest, most meaningless words ever?

    Tribbing = Tribadism. Jilling is just a flat-out stupid term for female masturbation. Slang that is never really gonna catch on.
  19. Icewater Jones

    Gather Signatures for Kim Kardashian´s 2nd Sex Tape! (Final Edition)

    Does anyone remember the fact that she actually looked terrible in bed on the first flick? I mean it was virtually action-less. No thanks to a second installment.
  20. Icewater Jones

    Pornstars with fake tits ** Before & After Breast Augmentation / Implants **

    Re: Before & After Breast Augmentation (#2) Now this is good work. The reason why I come back to this thread is seeing girls like this. Clear improvement. There's not just size, but shape and overall correction... from flat to full. She's gained a couple of notches on the hotness scale. All of...
  21. Icewater Jones

    Carmella Bing as BBW

    Pregnancy and large quantities of don't give a fuck. Honestly, I'd like to see her trim down a bit, but she is still high quality. I'm sure she'd make for an awesome night out. I **** taking girls out that don't eat anything while at the restaurant. Three things I do know. Carmella is still...
  22. Icewater Jones

    The ultimate karma

    I always heard was a bitch... I also heard you must do unto others, as you would like done unto you... and sure enough... That bitch called Karma fucked him in the end!
  23. Icewater Jones

    Right out of the shower?

    Shower. Towel dry. Watch a little TV or paruse FreeOnes. Lotion up. Pull something to ***** out of the mini fridge in my bedroom. Chill a litttle more. Dress.
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    titty tuesday

    I also declare a new FreeOnes themed days of the week schedule: Masturbation Monday Titty Tuesday Wet Pussy Wednesday Threesome Thursday Fetish Friday Sodomy Saturday Sex All Day Sunday
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    titty tuesday

    This is my first official 'Titty Tuesday', but I declare this be a weekly event based on it's initial success.
  26. Icewater Jones

    I need advice (relationship)

    Don't ***** yourself into a situation you aren't completely with. You know that this will only lead to unanswered questions and hurt feelings. Honestly, why would you want to complicate the good thing you already have. Other people will only fuck things up. You gotta remember, people end good...
  27. Icewater Jones

    "Boys Stink"

    Really. Another 'equal but separate' bullshit supporter. If I started a straight pride parade, with straight couples flooding the streets kissing and groping each other in celebration, I'd be locked up on a myriad of charges.
  28. Icewater Jones

    is there a downside to being a lesbian?

    The biggest downside to being a lesbian is the lack of real dick. Don't let em' fool you... they may not like who men are, but they damn sure like what we are. Dykes are just the veggie-burger of men: a front for a real-ass hamburger. All the work-arounds, gadgets, and toys are just incomplete...
  29. Icewater Jones

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    Again, you get me twisted. MJ's legacy doesn't need to be defended, because its history. Nobody can change that. I been in the same boat with you on ending that talk, so I'm not one of those cats. I was close enough to the Jordan thing to know that comparisons need to end. They should've ended...
  30. Icewater Jones

    Boxing discussion thread

    Yeah, but he got knocked down by the fighter in that division with the most punching power in Andre Berto. Berto has dropped pretty much everyone he'd been in the ring with at least once. It's because of this that Mayweather wanted no parts of Berto. Ortiz has proven that, if he is focused, he...
  31. Icewater Jones

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    It's really sad watching guys like Jalen Rose sitting so low on LeBron's dick. Some people just can't get past bad relationships. LBJ does everything in his power to make you loathe him as a person, but again, people are still waiting... on pins and fuckin' needles... for this guy to put it all...
  32. Icewater Jones

    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    C'mon now... this sounds a lot like the Scottie Pippen led 94-95 Chicago Bulls. T-Mac was/is not a winner. He's super talented, but couldn't lead a squad out of a kiddie pool, and was virtually a black hole on offense. Those role player laden Magic teams were better than folks gave them credit...
  33. Icewater Jones

    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    My team (as most of you know) is the Chicago Bulls. I know a lot of fans want us to make drastic changes to the lineup, but I don't think it's necessary. The biggest issue is the 2-guard situation. I feel with that corrected we have an excellent chance in winning it all. A secondary scorer at...
  34. Icewater Jones

    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    T-Mac + Ring = Paris Hilton + Meaningful relationship. How was you gonna win a ring with a dude that can't lead his team out of the first round?
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    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    There are plenty of pieces available in Free Agency that can really hold down a good team next year. Not too many stars, but quality pieces nonetheless. Guys I'm keeping my eye on include: Jamal Crawford Anthony Parker Caron Butler Tyson Chandler Nene J.R. Smith DeAndre Jordan (restricted)...
  36. Icewater Jones

    Royal Bacon Society!

    Somewhere, SpexyAshleigh is rubbing her moist lady parts at the thought of this.
  37. Icewater Jones

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    It had to be done. Dont attach pics mid thread
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    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    Again, Howard will not go anywhere alone. Orlando will want to unload one of the two bad contracts of Arenas or Turkoglu. Miami is not gonna take on that extra contract, and it certainly won't happen for just LBJ. Orlando will want a big man in return without question.
  39. Icewater Jones

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    I highly doubt that. In order for that to happen, a trade must occur. Miami doesn't have nearly enough goods to give up. Not mentioned is that Hedo Turkoglu and his contract would most certainly have to be picked up in a package deal (possibly Gibert Arenas). Miami won't and can't do that all.
  40. Icewater Jones

    Carmella Bing as BBW

    To be honest, Carmella was never really small. She's always been kinda thick, and holds the weight well. I don't mind seeing her as a BBW, because she is beautiful... weight or not. Ideally, she is most hot about 30-40 lighter, but all these nit-picky bitching dudes that worshipped her before...
  41. Icewater Jones

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    I will admit this. I have never seen so many bandwagon fans AND haters for one team at one time. It's wildly amazing.
  42. Icewater Jones

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    Yeah... he's ready to go. It's obvious that he kinda sees the writing on the wall. Orlando's options for improving that squad around D12 are very few. Bullshit contracts and trades are sinking the Magic. I think it's reset time for them, and they should consider stockpiling draft picks, in...
  43. Icewater Jones

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    I don't know, but is this on the level of 2004 Lakers Finals loss? Remember, Karl Malone and Gary Payton tried to pull the bandwagon ring job that year by teaming with Shaq and Kobe. When count those four and Phil Jackson coaching, a title was just assumed that year.
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    Worst Sports Nicknames Ever

    The Athlete: Chris Bosh-The Nickname: Bosh Spice/The Ru-Paul of Basketball.
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    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    The question is: Will his attitude toward his game change? That is what needs to happen first. Magic Johnson mentioned this in his own life after the Lakers loss in 1984. LBJ still doesn't think it's him. You listen to his post game comments and all indications point to he won't. He honestly...
  46. Icewater Jones

    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    Let's face it, LeBron need to work on being a basketball player. When it is time to make basketball plays in real basketball moments, he has shown to be incapable of doing so more times than not. Great numbers don't mean that you don't have to work on your game. This is something Jordan learned...
  47. Icewater Jones

    First pictures of Gabrielle Giffords since she was shot in the head

    Absolutely fantastic. Westboro Baptist Church could not be reached for comment.
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    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    I agree. I think the Heat will get somewhat better, but that riptide they caused is really about to take effect. Yes, they will improve, but so will the competition. The Bulls look hungry... REAL HUNGRY. Right now. With the cap room they still have and draft picks, you can bet a major move is...
  49. Icewater Jones

    Pornstars and foot fetish

    Ditto +1
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