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I like you. Lets go out for coffee and cigarettes. Let us count flowers on the wall. Lets watch captain kangaroo. They cant tell us, we've nothin' to do. Last night I dressed in tails, pretending I was on the town. They cannot slow this swanger down. Please dont give a thought to me, I'm really...

/scrolls thru things "gilf gets attacked by futa demon" "Julie's unbelievable jewelry dildo task" "Ginger newcomer Amber Addis is small, flat and tight, and" ... AND WHAT?! /goes into the comments /types FINISH YOUR SENTENCE! /hits enter on that /sigh of relief

Found the 1 minute trailer for her site over on TNA. A completely dead twitter page. /dixiedash Babepedia still has ancient info and no thumbnail. :( Guess I should **** off all 404s on these 5 pages. /sigh

Dont forget excessive amounts of masturbation. :)

Metroid Dread (switch 1) is terrible. Moving right along to something less... less that. Terrible map layout. Cheap shot enemies and QTE's. Indestructible enemies every 5 minutes that chase you 5 screens over. The most unintuitive controls, ever. No joy to the exploration, no memorable...

Caught with: Renames, Merges and 1-2 pages of 404s. (On many) Always a potluck with the 2000s links. :)

404'ed

Well, if booty were buttocks then doodies would be shits. They sportsed. They were sporting, then the other team sported harder. Then they tried to sports back and they were outoutted by the outside team. All I know is, stuff and things, man. Stuff and things. (soo.... is it world cup time, yet?)

Did the very mild edit and ****** off all 404s

Done and 404ed

/kindly waits for Dixie's 'mature' phase to begin, and she comes back for an Aunt Judy set or three.

I still remember my favorite. Dixie Dash. She was here for a few months, and then vanished into Blueballs (or perhaps Foxelip or Pussy+DickDenise's) air. https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/dixie-dash.224456/ No trace of her on the internet, a year after that. (Maybe 2? Time flies)

Chef.

And done.

Clicks clicked. :) 404s deleted.

Late night. 4am. Hunting seasons have been on and my usual work is preparing a hill to be inhabited by people and be mildly safe for them. Accordingly, we had a lot to ***** and rocked out til the late hours, kvetching about people and things and stuff and things.

Hacked my ps2, since I never use it. Time to load up a flash drive with every game I never played. (Which is a lot) Red Faction 2 (destructible environments) Ridge Racer 5 (I kinda like the soundtracks) Bully (worth a replay) GTA Vice City stories (I guess its more of a dlc than a standalone...

Things that happen IRL. Every so rarely, pleasing but also concerning: /be me, spend time around only a few ppl /friend who lived next door, in a 2br, with 4 ppl inside, desperate for conversation, finds me to be a breath of fresh air /spend more time around all 4 grandad, a 40 something guy...

/be me, actually interested in a watch that video thread, for once /click XVideos requires age verification "Nope." Can a bruv get some xham or PH?

Considering he posts in nearly every thread, ever.. Yes. :) He has a crush on female.(s) Like the Genghis Khan of jerking off to them.

Because ps3 emu's are quite demanding, I never got around to newer systems. Until recently. But Yuzu (Nin Switch) and Ryujinx play nicely on just about anything. Accordingly, I am catching up on the last 6 years of nintendo stuff. Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom was alright, but buggy. (The one...

Did all, BUT drawing attention to: (Which is renamed, tagged and /quoted for @Connor Macleod attention)

"I have a very specific set of plows" "Lights that are terrible for people like you" "I dont know whats at the end of this marathon, but I have good running shoes"

intersexual? Between sexes? Bridging the sexy gap? In relation to..? :)

PF99: Reinforcing the reason why I dont have a license or drive, every post. I'll.. let yall drive. I'm good on that whole control thing. /sets in the backseat

Girl: /come hither look other girl: I can smolder, I can burn into your brain with this look Guy: random pain or surprise look WHY?! Why does the guy always have to have a doofy look? Cant they just enjoy the attentions of two random whores? lol

/tried AAA titles, tried indie /eventually say fuqqit and just download a few emulators and try some old stuff Diablo 3 and Pokemon Shield are kinda good. No monetization. No nonsense, just a grind and some decent QOL. 2013 and 2019, I think? Would go back farther, but mebbe a sweet spot...

They have been remaned.

when I was in my teens I could do it. It was not glorious or anything, but it did save on lotion. So theres that.

Thank you kindly, uncle MacGregor. :) And now, since my day is nearly over.. I'm going to do what pornfan99 seemingly does every 20 minutes. .. but I wont document my progress in pictures and show everyone. Ah, come to me, 6mature9.. tell me your middle-aged secrets..

Words to live by. ... if only you could remember to say them to yourself, every so often.

Was that Kelly Provocateur in one of the areas? (Black girl, muscle girl)

I, for one, appreciate a good thread hijack.

Cervix with a smile.

Julio. Plz. Serve that scampi.

I have brought order to her chaos.

Do they sell Uncle Julio at harbor freight?

Done, for the moment.

Real life: I'm tired of boobies. I've seen a million of them. Perhaps even in actuality. Also real life: .. but I havent seen HERS. They arent impressive because of their size or shape or areola, perhaps. But they are impressive because they're real. .. I think. Do I care if they're real? I...

No. We are happily married in Colorado, these days.

Inner monologue of actual human beings doing actual things provided to you by: The Yak. Is this what people think when watching the kardashians, tho? I hope not. I want more reality from my reality tv posts. I want Yak talking about how he yak'ked up some .. .eh, whatever did you eat.

Post 1 was fine, which is odd for twitX.. I thought they ****** most performers in the last few years. Renames done. :)

Hunting season began 2 weeks ago. Went out to prepare campsites with them. Clean up the path leading up the mountain. Rainy days these last 2 weeks. Everybody seems to have gotten their first cold/flu, so that's better than getting it in November. :) Went up the hill, shortly thereafter to...

This is a case of 'at least catch up to the 1970s' and put in the easiest thing, into the equipment. The average person might scoff at how simplified things need to be, but.. on the front of a claymore, it literally says 'FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY' (Clear. Precise. Obvious.) But back to driving. If...

Ever since driving games became a thing, I dont think anybody has a reason not to know how a stick works. 'Cept girls who dont play games. But they dont count as human beings. :)