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  1. yaheem

    Sick Doorbell

    I wouldnt want to ring that doorbell, even if it's a cheap prostitute's place. I dont enjoy fingering dead *******.:eek:
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    why Brett why

    He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.:D
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    2008 MLB Thread

    Lots of rentals it seems in the trade market. Lots of free agents to be getting moved around. Sabathia and Teixeira, Manny too.
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    Earthquake !!!

    We had one in the Bay Area last November, beginning of the NBA season I think. I just sat and kept on watching the shaky TV, 5.5 not all that bad. Now the one in '89 that was a killer, I mean the Giants lost the WS to the fucking A's. And the earthquake was pretty bad too.
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    Fan Humor

    Obviously a Jags fan, rooting for the pussies.:D
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    Some amazing photos of Jupiter & Moons

    Wow those were awesome, especially the insignificance of Earth and Sun compared to the rest of the galaxy?:dunno:
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    "Send Karl Rove to Jail", petition and Video

    Signed the petition, now I hope I dont end up "disappearing."
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Oh yes, this movie was great I loved Nobody. Very fun movie.
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    2008 MLB Thread

    Manny in Iraq? Hes gonna have alot of ground to cover, and those Iraqis suck, Manny will never win anything with the Iraq Malikis, their record as of 7/27/08 is 23-98 (not very good).
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    Gunman opens fire in Tennessee church, 2 ******

    Maybe he was mad at god and tried to shoot up at the heavens and somehow missed. Well its news like this that makes me watch horror movies. In the movies the **** is fake but you turn on the news and you cant stand to watch all of it.
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    Klara Smetanova / Clara / Eleni / Juliana / Klara S / Madison / Pani Veronika / Ulrika / Zoe / Zoe Shaw / Zooey

    Re: Klara Smetanova Bigger tits???? Argh she probably gonna be doing hardcore now.:mad:
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    Mony - Candy, Candy D, Cinthia, Mandy O, Moni, Monica, Monika, Monika T, Paloma, Paloma A

    Just saw her on Hungarian Honeys and fell in love with her, pretty hard to find.
  13. yaheem

    What are you ******** right now?

    AMP? another energy ***** that dont really work but is slowly working its way to giving me a heart ****** eventually.
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    2008 MLB Thread

    Enough about body fluids and clothing, I dont get Yahoo's headline of Webb outdueling Lincecum when Lincecum strikes out 13 and gives up 2 runs in 7 innings while Webb goes 7 gives up 3 runs and K's 8. Even though the Giants lost it was the damn bullpen, I dont see the outdueling part when the...
  15. yaheem

    What Toilet Paper/Tissue Are you using now?

    I use the cheap-ass Costco brand, its only 2 ply, not good enough. I need my TP to be STRONG able to handle the rigors of ass wiping.
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    a bug in your food

    Usually im scarfing down my food and dont notice whats in it, but if I happen to catch something that dont belong, well plate and unwelcome guest meets floor and shoe. Get serenaded by the sounds of crash, crinkle, and squish and angry yelling, followed by heavy footfalls running.
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    Pa. Teens charged in fatal beating of immigrant

    Really dont like those fucks who try to play god and decides who lives and who doesn't. Who in the fuck are these **** to decide to take someones life. Fucking punks. The dude was helping out picking strawberries and had a ******, he's helping out and just because he is of Latin descent he...
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    2008 MLB Thread

    The Pirates are only around to send all their good players to the Yanks for their players from the scrap heap. And about the ***** League brawl, the dude who tried to throw a baseball into the opposing teams dugout and hit a fan instead should be ****** from baseball. I mean how much do you suck...
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    Newlyweds tasered at their wedding reception

    Ima get me a taser an zap some pigs, this taser **** is getting ridiculous. Next headline "Dead Woman Tasered 500,450 Times in Failed Resuscitation Attempt." Tasers do seem to be the flavor of the month though.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Dark Knight, yeah Im a week late, so what. Kinda pissed I missed first 10 minutes. What to say that hasnt been said? Ledger was incredible as Joker (Oscar winner?:thumbsup:), Bale was good, but his "death growl" he has goin on gots to go.
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    Take a bite outta Allah

    I had an Abe Lincoln shaped pancake and I immediately started to worship the pancake and Lincoln or God as I like to call him. Holy food gotta love it.:thumbsup:
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    What are you ******** right now?

    Fiji water, lame waste of money.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Hellboy 2, its Hellboy, but Im still waiting for him to go all demon like and start being much more ******.
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    Aishwarya Rai vs Monica Bellucci

    Oh man saw Monica Bellucci in Shoot 'em Up and god, was she sexy. In fact Im starting to dislike all indian chicks now, even if they do look good.
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    The Best Batman

    With the rest of the public I'll go with Bale, but a shout out for Adam West for nostalgia's sake.
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    If you could bring a dead rock star back to life

    Shoot ima vote for granpa or this thread as soon as it dies.
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    Tennis player Ashley Harkleroad in Playboy Mag

    Wow talk about an instant rooting interest, girls gotta get naked for me to start enjoying womens sports. Get the chicks in the WNBA playing nekkid or softball yeah Id like that, tennis women and their grunting in the nuuuuuuuuuude.:D
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    Eli at ESPY'S

    Yeah I heard he goes on a honeymoon with his new bride and instead of getting frisky he wants to go to an amusement park and go on the rides with a chaperon other than his parents. God do I envy Timberlake, man that dudes got talent. Pulling in prime punani, dropping hits with his music and a...
  29. yaheem

    Jenea Stone

    Re: jenea stone Linda Blair? Okay gotta love the freaky possessed chicks.:thumbsup:
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    Frank Miller's "The Spirit"

    Usually Frank Miller's godly comic books end up being pretty good movies, so I'll probably check it out. And Sam Jackson can light up the screen like no other.:D
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    Just what in the hell is going on ? • Ape Man ? • Yesterday 4,999 wtf ?

    Ummmmm... Yeah, about that I say we blame the Jews and the Blacks for what just happened. Hell throw in a couple of women and Muslims usually something happens it's their fault.
  32. yaheem

    Try our new

    Seems they also have "cherry" treats and some type of cream pie.:dunno:
  33. yaheem

    There is always one....

    But Luke might have another reason to **** him other than being evil and stuff. Just saying.
  34. yaheem

    what game are you playing right now?

    Kingdom Hearts 2 just picked it up off the bargain rack and am enjoying the hell out of it.
  35. yaheem

    unknown ass?

    Hey the guy wants names and he got em, try Quartilla Espinoza. But seriously I gots no clue what you are talkins about.
  36. yaheem

    What are you reading now?

    The Evil That Men Do - Kevin Smith
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    Tanya James

    ^^^ Hey man I love tits as much as the next guy, but some gals dont pull it off too well. Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen are absolutely perfect, Jenna Jameson when pre-Skeletor days and Mariah's recent upgrades were awesome. Ms. James while still very hot, the new breasts dont make her better...
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    unknown ass?

    Well youtube has lots of unknown girls and guys for that matter shaking their ass for absolutely no reason. But im gonna give you a name, she might be Yvonne Smith.:thumbsup: Actually I have no idea what you is talkin about.:D
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    Serial Killer thread request.

    Im looking for a black serial killer, is it just me or all these crazies white??? In the news, or most of the movies you see nowadays the killer is a white dude. If we get a black serial killer they wont be left out from the fraternity.
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    Tanya James

    Gotta say the new tits suck, liked her much more as the petite hot blondie.
  41. yaheem

    What are you ******** right now?

    ****, root ****, orange soda all together now we get orange **** ****. Yum.
  42. yaheem

    What are you listening to right now?

    Amon Amarth - Asator. StormRuller, HammerFall and DragonForce???:thumbsup: Awww yeah.
  43. yaheem

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    So I take it that The Dark Knight was not so good? Oh well at least we still got Space Chimps.:rofl: Kidding.
  44. yaheem

    Favorite Cougar Over 80

    Well you know what they say once you go white... its all right.:thumbsup:
  45. yaheem

    McDonalds new add

    The obese man does have legs, they just happen to be tiny. (I think he got blue and white athletic shoes. Irony?)
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    Favorite Cougar Over 80

    Oh man Nancy Reagan is soooooo fine. When her hubby ****** away she was prime picking.
  47. yaheem

    Anybody ***** The Lizard?

    I used to ***** it maybe when it new but now my thing is Vitamin Water. Its water with vitamins, whatta concept.
  48. yaheem

    Just For The Taste Of It...

    Can a sphincter really stretch that wide?:eek: Kinda left speechless.
  49. yaheem

    Last time you went to a doctor?

    2 years ago. Had a severe asthma ****** and when I go see the doctor Im as healthy as a Shetland Pony. **** when that happens.
  50. yaheem

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Would ya look at that, seems that great minds do think alike. Earlier today I spent about $70 to get the special edition of both of those flicks, wearing my Batman shirt and Batman Chuck Taylors I started to prepare.
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