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its actually going pretty well!!! Been to two concerts, spent time with ******, paid off a good chunk of debt...only thing I need now is my birthday to arrive (four days!) and maybe a weekend at a cottage!!! Hows yours going? :)

chill dude lol, I didn't see your question. But to answer it, no I didn't vote. Why of course :P and yes we have awesome watermelon up here!

awww I won again? super awesome!!! Especially since I feel I haven't been as active here...maybe its the lack of good threads, or maybe its just summer eating up my time...but aweeeeeh :) Love you guys.

Re: Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking af How would a 14 year old *** even be able to brag about that to friends? ***: I had sex last nite! Friend: No way dude! Who with!? ***: err...my uh...errr...... Like what 14 yr old *** wants his friends to...

well duh...I know how to make magic happen ;)

Lets just make this clear- he didn't scam ME....he bought $900 worth of tokens, used them on other models (I think he may have tipped me 10 tokens ONCE on MFC, so it was some other bitch getting his $$, despite the fact he spent every nite and day in my chatroom lol) and then his bank did a...

Yeah, blowjobs shouldn't last more than ten minutes. At least mine never do. And if a guy couldn't spunk within 15 mins, I'm giving up and taking a *** because that **** IS work! lol

no, because he got his ass ****** from MFC for apparently charging back hundreds of dollars worth of camshows. And I personally don't want to help him with anything because he actually asked me to pay back what he owed to MFC...after asking me to do virtually everything else for him re: his...

When I attempted to post advice on here this morning, I had just woken up and hadn't realized who's thread this was. Now that I'm coherent and I took a second look, I realized that its fallhells thread. Guys - don't help this guy out. And Fallhell, don't PM me k? You were warned a few months ago...

FUCK. whys it not posting?

********* is the closest thing to MFC...

Normally I'd say Nick Carter but lately I think I'd rather be sitting across from Adam Levine.

regular bitches are batshit crazy...taking on a bipolar one? dude you deserve a medal. Bravo!.

well therein lies the problem. Stop going after dumb hoes and stick to real women who appreciate what a real man has to offer. Duh. Little girls prefer little boys. Women prefer men. Whats hard to get about this?

Where in the fuck is bacon on that list? FAIL.

Sorry, but choosing whether or not to start taking ***** is an even more simpler decision than whether to put on a seatbelt or not. When have we EVER seen ***** to good things for someone? In our day and age, we're so aware of what ***** do to people, its in our line of sight on a daily basis it...

Clowns :(

Well...yeah, people do. We're not uneducated on ***** these days...we ALL know that hard ***** = addiction. So making the choice to pick up the ***** in the first place is, in essence, choosing to risk becoming addicted. There's always the sober decision in the beginning to start doing things...

Oh and Moonchild, your av is FUCKED UP :(

I was a fan of her music, she was certainly talented, but I'll save my grief and sympathy for the poor ******** in Norway who had their young lives stolen from them instead of giving it to someone who threw theirs away. RIP anyhow.

hehe no problem!

Yep I know :) Maybe I'll organize my own HS reunion and those on the guestlist have to be approved by me first :D anyways, not trying to detract from the OP's thread, carry on!

the wives and gfs aren't my concern, its the jackasses who've spent the last few years blackmailing me and harassing me :(

who, me? or the OP lol

Just have fun! My 10 year reunion is next year and I can't go because too many people know what I do for a living :( So sad, I think it would have been fun. So go have fun!!!

21 isn't too bad to still be living at home, especially if you're there so you can get an education. My advice would be to stay there until you graduate. Just make sure that being a 21 living at home doesn't turn into you being a 34 year old living at home. lol

Am I the only one excited about this?

Maci for sure. She's just effin adorable...Farrah is dumb as nails and has the worst haircut I've seen in awhile.

Tanned girls look hot NOW but hit them up in three years and they're gonna be looking like a baseball glove. Just sayin. I have friends that are my age but look mid-30's because they spent the last few years in tanning beds and on the beach for hours. Not worth it IMO. Healthy skin trumps...

I was just saying this to someone a few days ago...Friends with benefits has the exact same plot as that Ashton Kutcher/Natalie Portman movie.

If you're so addicted to pussy that you risk the happiness and consideration for your ******** and ****** unit, then you have a problem and probably shouldn't have had ******** in the first place. Same goes with people who can't stop ********, ********, stealing etc. Doing things to jeopardize...

QFT. I was 16 when my *** got caught cheating on my *** with some bitch in our church. My relationship with my ****** hasn't been the same since. I've lost all respect for him, and in the process, have been scarred with a somewhat jaded view on men. **** like that DOES affect the whole ******...

The fact of the matter is, NO ONE knows what happened to that little girl aside from Casey, and probably her parents as well. So whats the point in even giving a ****? Just move on people! If she did **** her *****, thats no ones business but hers and Gods. Let the Good Lord or karma take her...

If I'm going healthy, oatmeal with berries, or Special K with berries... if I'm going unhealthy, Fruit Loops (or Fruity Pebbles when my boys ship it to me!)

Not fucking enough. lol

:( damn that sucks bigtime. Horrible way to die...

:eeew:

Condoms should be worn in porn. Police officers wear bullet proof vests, construction workers wear hard hats and athletes wear protective gear. The porn industry shouldn't be exempt from enforcing protection for its workers....especially when those workers hang up their gstring at the end of a...

I hope you replaced the feathery lettuce with bacon.

Re: pussy eating I think the only correct answer to this question is: I eat pussy however the lady attatched to the pussy likes it to be eaten. I've had alottt of bad head because the guy seems to think that the tricks that worked on his ex would also work on me too. :rolleyes:

bahaha :D :D :D

I've never ever cakefarted...I just enjoy watching others cakefart lol. Seriously dood, cakefarts.com. Go giggle!! :1orglaugh

Food in and of itself is arousing to me. Food is fucking exciting. But anytime I see food poured on a girl, or rubbed on a girl or anything of the sort...all I can think of is "what a waste of yumminess" :/ On a somewhat related note though, cakefarts is effing hilarious.

Well its a good thing most women need at least 15 mins + of foreplay/sex to orgasm. I'm one of the few who cum SUPER fast, so after I orgasm I eventually get "dry" so continuous penetration flat out hurts. Not to mention, an hour of my day devoted to one orgasm? Sorry, I'd rather fuck five times...

whenever you come and get a c2c chat with me :P

wtf.? I'm not clicking that link but I hope to GOD that youtube isn't allowing that video to be posted :( Seriously I'm ready to cry that videos like that...PEOPLE like that, actually exist. WTF :( Most fucked up thing I've seen....a guy I was c2c-ing with turned around to show me his asshole...

I think anything bigger than the national average would be considered "large", no? I'd consider anything 7+ to be large. Anything 9+ to be freakishly large.

6 inches, pretty wide, straight. Lasts long enough for me to cum (5 mins max) but not a cock that lasts more than 10 minutes...nothing more annoying than a guy who needs 45 mins of constant penetration in order to climax.

lol same here. I'm almost 27 but everyone tells me I look 21-22. I love it :D

While pregnant women are fucking gorgeous....its not something that arouses me. Growing uteruses (uterei?) full of fetus don't do anything for me.