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  1. Cpt.Obvious

    Guys, have you ever had sex with a lesbian?

    My meaning is that most men are bad learners. and Bisexual women are the best teachers via way of shattering the male ego.
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    Guys, have you ever had sex with a lesbian?

    I've been with Bisexual women . Lesbians know what women want - men don't - LOL sorry but it's true. they are good teachers.
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    Male Multiple Ejaculation

    Re: Have you ever masturbated two times in a row (is it even possible?) scratch
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    Male Multiple Ejaculation

    Re: Have you ever masturbated two times in a row (is it even possible?) I've had a couple of friends that studied the Kama sutra - they showed me a few things they could get me to continue after discharge and reach multiple orgasm. it takes discipline and a lot of work - I don't try it solo...
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    I've Fucking Had Enough.

    I want to see the realistic version of that, where pattern balding *****'s **** belly is hanging out, so he has to lift his gut to take off his belt to woop there asses for interrupting the ball game.
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    still fantasize about your ex?

    I put sometimes but I’m not a serious relationship person I’m not a swinger - the girl I’m with is the one I’m loyal to. but I don’t have solid relationships, I have a single close time with someone for a while and then it will pass to another or end. it doesn’t always work out, not everyone...
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    Jana Defi v. Karina Hart v. Merilyn Sokeva

    Ok I'm a convert - the Holy Sextupley, Jana - Karina and Merilyn desire in three persons - divine Sextupley. now I have to build two more alters with great bonfire hearths there had better not be anymore, I'm getting too tired building monuments of lust too jackoff.
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    Jana Defi v. Karina Hart v. Merilyn Sokeva

    I shall build a great alter that shall burn a great Bonfire in its Hearth and there shall I make offerings to my Goddess Jana Defi. All Praise - Jana!!!
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    Favorite Babe over 50!?

    nope - she's 37
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    Analysis: A new financial crisis at the worst time

    because its stable - and a world standard. our money is quickly approaching the same spending power as Japan's. close to worthless. our money isn't expansive - it's over stretched. to many clever people creating services to service services look at the TV commercials debt agencies, reverse...
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    Favorite Babe over 50!?

    Carol Channing :D
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    Maria Swan / Princessa / Jana Defi

    Re: Maria Swan / Princessa Blasphemy!!!!! the unbeliever knows not what they say, all mighty breasted one. I Shall never want any but her - all Praise Jana!!!!!!!!!!!! *sets self on fire*
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    What ethnic nationality are you?

    Predominantly English with Irish French German and Native American
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    Do you believe in God?

    I'm a Pagan, I believe in Hecate, mainly because I know a hot babe who does. on my deathbed i will pray to the gods and the angels like a pagan to anyone who will take me to heaven . __________________
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    Has anyone fucked a stripper???

    buy that argument I’m going to assume we are all virgins - LOL - sorry. big deal - I’ve been with a stripper . but I worked as an art instructor and taught figure drawing - and many models were also strippers - so actually I did an artist’s model - and the only reason for that was because the...
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    Analysis: A new financial crisis at the worst time

    Good point also notice how people like Warren Buffet and Bill Gates are optimistic and somewhat excited. the people ****** wolf are those people not ready or ********* to accept change.
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    Analysis: A new financial crisis at the worst time

    actually it might be a good thing if the economy bottoms out we actually might see an impossibility to foreclose on peoples homes and people getting money from mortgage companies and never having to pay them back - ever. the big problem is Richard Nixon took us off the gold standard - that...
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    Are You Smart Enough to Be German?

    You scored 27 out of a possible 33 points.
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    figure model pics

    Hey I’m looking for pics that are good reference for drawing I normally attend a figure drawing class - but my job screwed me over so I can’t afford it till I get a new job. not drawing anything for art work or commercial - just need to stay in practice. so till then I’m hoping to find some...
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    Which animated female would you fuck?

    Wonder Woman from Justice League
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    Which animated female would you fuck?

    Germaine - Neurotically Yours Eva and Blackie - Miss Dynamite
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    Which animated female would you fuck?

    in no particular order Turanga Leela Princess Jasmine Ariel Mulan Veronica - Archie Lois Griffin Hayley Smith - American *** Witch Hunter Robin Betty Boop Toot Braunstein - Drawn together Purgatori Vampirella Elektra - Assassin Raven - Teen Titans Angel - rock and Rule Teegra - fire and ice...
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    how often do you go to mass/church?

    I suppose I would go with John Woo and Chow Yun Fat , .... armed.
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    how often do you go to mass/church?

    I'm a Pagan, I believe in Hecate, mainly because I know a hot babe who does. on my deathbed i will pray to the gods and the angels like a pagan to anyone who will take me to heaven .
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    Maria Swan / Princessa / Jana Defi

    Re: Envy I don't want other women - I want Jana - Oh God WHY!!!!!!!?????? there is only Jana - I shall build a great temple in her name and make human sacrafices in the name of my goddess. All Hail Jana !!!!!!!
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    best shootout ever?

    Heat - street combat at it's gritty best.
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    George Carlin passes away

    I was so disheartened when I heard this late last night. at the same time though I was sort of expecting it, He had a history of heart problems and I knew he wasn't going to live to a really old age. but knowing that didn't soften the blow. I can't help but want to hear is routine on his own...
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    Ever have sex with a fat chic??

    I've been with fat and thin - it depends on the girl really - I liked a fat one particularly because she was hungry for it and a screamer. I would say that women who have a strong appetite for sex also have a strong appetite for food.
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    Maria Swan / Princessa / Jana Defi

    Re: Maria Swan / Princessa sorry if posted all ready http://www.jiyh.com/category/sexy-*********-photo-shoots/ I openly weep knowing I will never have a woman like her. proof that God is cruel.
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    Hide the ****,new Nicole Kidman movie is based on atheist leaning book

    Religion is an institution - not faith. I’m anti religion - but I believe in a God. the story is about the power and manipulation and oppression of a large institution vrs the free will of the individual to seek the truth. it seems to me to state the belief that there is an ultimate truth...
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    what would you do if..

    :eek::throwup:
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    Talk shows

    if you watch PBS there is Charlie Rose
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    Reports: Sudan arrests UK teacher for teddy bear blasphemy

    even if I call him Sparticus and dress him in ancient Greek armor?
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    Imus is back.

    sorry should have said CBS it was a stunt Imus must have been sending out politically charged one liners. I don't follow Imus or whats going on - but stuff like this has been going on for ever. Marve Albert comes to mind - his biggest political upset today - his harsh comments about the Knicks...
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    Imus is back.

    surprise surprise he's back on the radio - It's called a publicity stunt, ABC obviously didn't fire him - he's under contract and under listened, so they needed to boost his ratings long enough until they can safely fire him. it's called fishing, How many things he must have said until someone bit.
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    Reports: Sudan arrests UK teacher for teddy bear blasphemy

    Ok I have an Elmo stuffed doll, - is it ok that I crucified him?
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    Nose picking, masturbating and text messaging at the drive thru at McDonalds

    if your showing of to the poor bastard working the window - you could pick your nose with your dick (takes care of two activities right there) and text message with your tongue - leaving you hands free to pay the cashier.
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    Favorite Bond Girl

    Michelle Yeoh - Wai Lin, Tomorrow Never Dies
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    Recipe Thread!

    Salmon Salsa top a Salmon stake with Salsa Sauce, Parmesan Cheese top off with onion rings - in the oven at 350 for 15 - 20 minutes (depending on how you like your fish). Lemon Shrimp and pasta - cook pasta of your choice i prefer angel hair or linguine (if you choose spaghetti then you...
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    Why Males Die Before Females

    I think it’s simply that females raise the young and are the center of the pack and or tribe, they are primary for the continuation of the species even amongst insects males are short lived - over the course of evolution it’s probably impractical for the male to live as long - females need to...
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    Tribbing / Tribadism / Scissoring

    Re: Tribadism/Tribbing Part II *not intending to boast* I’m very particular about what I like for lesbian porn having witnessed first hand real life lesbian sex, and the coeds playing lesbian for the sake of getting attention just don’t faze me in the least. Tribadism between two women...
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    Maria Swan / Princessa / Jana Defi

    Re: Maria Swan / Princessa I just recently discovered this Goddess OMFGss - I shall make a human sacrifice to her breasts All Praise Her Magnificent Bounty. I weep bitter tears knowing I shall never have a creature such as her.
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    Why do you watching porn?

    to forget the Hellish nightmare that is my life.
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    Femjoy babes (femjoy.com)

    Salma http://hosted.femjoy.com/galleries/salma_mystery_110074_fxq384/?affid=848627 http://www.femjoy.com/modeldetails.php?mc=salma
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    Have anyone in here ever been in a real fight?

    I've been in 5 fights in my life and I've hit hard and nasty - I didn't pick or start them but I did finish them and they left hurting.
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    Being 'Sane'

    What Phaeton said insanity is outrageous auctions taken on radical beliefs that defy the the body politic (majority point of view) especially if those actions will lead to a better way of life or state of being. so what ever the majority of you decide will be sanity. in the immortal words of...
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    So...when is Saturday Night Live going to be funny again?

    so it's still officially a show? - I thought NBC just turned the broadcast time over to a bunch of **** and use it as a test pattern to adjust equipment by
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    Bill Shatner

    His version of Rocket Man............ Going to be High?
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    Does your boss pay you enough?

    I'm staying long enough at my job for it to implode and go out of business and then collect unemployment. then start playing the scratch tickets.
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    Don't Shoot. I'm In My Mosque

    I'm a spiritualist so I don't hold much by anything religious - but if I'm a holy man for a religion and my place of worship is being over run by people who wish to perpetuate ****** pain and suffering I would blow the place up my self - it's a building I would think my faith would live on in...
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