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  1. Cpt.Obvious

    Islamic web-site "threatens" South Park creators

    Any member of any religion that does not think that to some level their organization is not full of **** is fanatical. Muslims should openly denounce terrorists. Roman Catholics should openly denounce ********* priests. Jews should openly denounce lawyers. I hope Trey and Matt are getting ideas...
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    Geick Gecko fired for calling Tea Party retarded.

    I hope he gets a show doing a voice on Comedy central or cartoon network.
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    James Bond vs. Jack Bauer

    :thumbsup:
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    Geick Gecko fired for calling Tea Party retarded.

    Geico creates commercials exploiting racism and they fire someone for supporting the freedom of speech? that's showing balls. I wouldn't get insurance from a company that runs goof wacky adds to begin with. firing people for calling out political extremists named after a demeaning act, really...
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    The why can't aetheist do what the fuck they like thread

    Religious: Its God's will. Atheist: There is no God, but should there be a God, it's me. Spiritualist: Yes, Exactly! As a spiritualist, It does not matter where the laws come from, they are tailored to fit a society where people are allowed to dis agree. and the laws are suppose to be for those...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    God I want to beat in someones face listening to this. ioE_O7Lm0I4
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    15 Safest and 15 Most Dangerous States (2010)

    That's Bullshit. I live in New Hampshire. The reason why the stats say we are the safest is because a great deal of the criminal behavior is by those in authority. Ive re edited this post 3 times - trying to illustrate the sickness in this State. its just not believable. I don't know how to type...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Y6ljFaKRTrI
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    What are you eating right . . . NOW ?!

    My own home baked chocolate cake, with classic white frosting- not home made but from a can.
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    Sex stats

    Who's fucked live stock? Cows (5) goats (7) horses (1) never again chickens (lost count) pigs (lost count)
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    Sex stats

    Are you a male or female (Hermaphrodite) How many people have you fucked? (10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,006) Done oral sex on (9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,998,) Gotten oral sex from (do pets count?) Fingered their assholes (restricted by court order from discussing) licked their assholes...
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    would you fuck a midget?

    You people don't get it. Midgets are pan dimensional beings, just like mice, but the want our souls. don't do it.
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    'Wizard of Oz' Munchkin actor, dies

    You Fools!!! Don't you see its a trick. We Think they're all dead, we relax, and then they ******. first they steel our underpants, then they own our homes, next thing you know we're being ass-***** by Umpa Lumpas. They Can Not Die!!!!!
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    KT2-ml8Jyi8&feature
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    The congratulating people on their post count thread

    Well some of us have a life, sorry.
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    Who do i jerk off to tonight?

    Craig Ferguson agreed with me last night. P9xKQm5d1uU
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    What are you listening to right now?

    0e3Wu8lP0WE
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    What are you reading now?

    The Satanic Bible - by Anton Lavey
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    What's your political affiliation?

    Oh if that's the case, then I'm a Communist too.
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    Who do i jerk off to tonight?

    here's a little something, try not to pound yourself dry. MWapASlnglI
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    The congratulating people on their post count thread

    I've been here 3 years and only have just over 600 posts. I think that deserves a congratulations.
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    Who do i jerk off to tonight?

    Dead Clowns?
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    Who do i jerk off to tonight?

    With Betty White?
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    The Best Factory Job In The World

    My friends and I are artsy fartsy types - Enjoying imports and Micros is there idea of a wild party.
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    Who do i jerk off to tonight?

    Betty White
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    The If you knew you were going to be mudered thread

    I do know someone who wants me dead in real life.
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    The Best Factory Job In The World

    American **** is like making love in a canoe, ....its fucking close to water. I'm not a big drinker, but my friends *****, when we go out they all order foreign or micro brewery beers. A good number of my friends home brew, and there are plenty of supply and equipment stores for the home...
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    Sexiest singing voice

    Deborah Harry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3Q_CZy968 Amy Lee {Evanescence} http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=3YxaaGgTQYM&a=nIlWE9WeLTo&playnext_from=ML Anne Wilson {Heart} http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWhlC_xCPok Kate Bush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLHLPbEQ-hE&feature=related...
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    I want to atart my own Religion.

    My Religion's official political position - Anarchy
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    Glenn Beck Absorbed $32 Million Last Year

    This just shoots the expression "Money Talks, Bullshit walks", all to Hell.
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    Barefoot or Heels?

    bare fucking naked - absolutely nothing, especially high heels
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    is it wrong to like

    Splunge
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    What's your political affiliation?

    Anarchist:thefinger:banger: fI1hc8zpn_E :iloveyou:
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    Take a Look Inside Rush Limbaugh's $14 million Park Avenue "Apartment"

    That statement alone says it all.
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    Deepak Chopra caused the earthquake?

    No ****. He sold out ever so big time. This is why I'm a Cynical Spiritualist. some people get a grasp of a few fundamental truths about life and when it gets them what they want, they get ***** off of their own propaganda. Its the pseudo notion that once someone gains enlightenment they have it...
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    Deepak Chopra caused the earthquake?

    The sad thing is when he started out, he was a great philosopher. granted ALLOT of his stuff seemed like utter bullshit, but he had some really profound teachings that helped me allot. Then he went bat **** and started talking about preforming feats that he read in an X Men comic.
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    Deepak Chopra caused the earthquake?

    Well that just put the final nail in the coffin for spirituality, Thanks Deickpac. Now I'm just another fundie.
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    Playboy Playmates, 1953-2008

    My all time favorite PMotM is Diana Lee Miss May 1988 - but her centerfold is one of my all time least favorite, it doesn't show her off to her full beauty. and my all time favorite photo of her is in the original magazine printed shoot, but not available on line, its of her standing in a...
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    Playboy Playmates, 1953-2008

    another archive list. http://www.swinney.org/art/galleries/playboy/playboy-50/ and a list of those who past http://www.whosaliveandwhosdead.com/l_pmom.asp
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    Merilyn Sekova / Merilyn Sakova / Anya Zenkova / Anya Busty

    Re: Busty Merilyn Sekova / Sakova Happy Birthday
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    Who would you fuck around the clock?

    The Lawyers who turned my life to ****. A Casino. The mouse The Church of Fonzie
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    Fuck you, George Lucas! Fuck you!

    Google Joseph Campbell and Star Wars Together, Joe Campbell was a mythology scholar and friend to George Lucus, George Seems to have lost it since Joe died.
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    I want to atart my own Religion.

    true mine is about shafting a willfully ignorant society, but that is sort of self righteous and it takes money. unless you are referring to death cults like Col.Applewhite hitching a ride on comet Hale-Bopp, or the Vernal Equinox Zombie worshipers. you have to admit the Vernal Equinox Zombie...
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    I want to atart my own Religion.

    True - some of them are just out to be self righteous.
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    I want to atart my own Religion.

    all religions are money making scams - L Ron Hubbard and all of his contemporaries were all batshit to begin with.
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    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

    Why do people celebrate the raising of a Zombie with a housebreaking rabbit who hides rotten eggs in laundry hampers, sock drawers and toilets?
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    Do you collect.

    Sea Shells, rocks fossils semi precious gem stones, knives swords daggers, glassware (bottles), nude figurines, nude pics (print and computer) face masks, jewelry, fashionable clothing, comic books music CDS and Movie DVDs.
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    I want to atart my own Religion.

    and your point is?
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    Easter

    Worshiping a Zombie?
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