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  1. Sicario

    why condom in porn?

    Sounds like some terrible editing.
  2. Sicario

    Things your neighbor does that pisses you off :)

    Holy ****! Is this you Marlo? :confused: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw
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    Vanessa Blue

    Re: vanessa blue You've been on here for TWO years and still don't know how to conduct a simple search? :confused: FAIL. :crash:
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    What in the hell happened ?

    I think it's about time for another revolution. :2 cents: Who wants to go first? :confused:
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    The kind of stuff I used to jack off to

    The first porn I was exposed to was 70's era Hustler & Chic magazines and I used to watch a lot of Swedish Erotica stuff that was pretty good.
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    Things your neighbor does that pisses you off :)

    I had a fucking neighbor that liked to get his mail completely naked under his bathrobe. . . untied and on windy days. The Chicago PD put a stop to that ****. :thefinger
  7. Sicario

    Sativa Rose / Sativa @ ATK / Jezebele @ FTV

    Re: Sativa Rose Well, you can definitely fuck her, just be ready to part ways with some serious $$$ for that privilege. :2 cents:
  8. Sicario

    Cuckolds WTF?

    A prime example of a cuckold; www.katiekox.com Her husband is the webmaster and he openly admits that he supports his wife's infidelities and encourages it. That's fucking Krazy with a capital K.
  9. Sicario

    Whats the weight of your porn clips on hdd?

    Holy ****! Now that is a lot of fucking porn. :shocked:
  10. Sicario

    Who has the most suckable nipples?

    These two right here: http://www.dasandyman.com/bangpass/btcp6039/43.jpg http://www.dasandyman.com/bangpass/btcp6039/44.jpg
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    20 ways to make an English major cry; the shitty grammar of Dan Brown.

    I'm a huge fan of mixed metaphors, so I really don't know what the problem is. :tongue:
  12. Sicario

    Shooting Inside

    Yep. Conduct a search for gang bangs, cream-pies, and gang banging cream-pies.
  13. Sicario

    scene girls

    Don't ask, don't tell. :nono:
  14. Sicario

    which is grossest?

    Out of every vile and degenerate thing you listed (except for interracial), ****, *****, ****, **** and any excrement wins the grand prize. PS. You forgot to list *********** or any form of human/****** sex.
  15. Sicario

    Best Fake Tits / Perfect Fake Breasts

    You can now add Sativa Rose to this list.
  16. Sicario

    renting house for porno shoot.....

    I'm willing to rent out my garage for 200 bucks plus a large sausage pizza from Home Run Inn. Porn producers contact me. :thumbsup:
  17. Sicario

    Best motherfucking country ever?

    No Atlantis? :confused: And I don't mean that overpriced resort in the Bahamas. :thefinger
  18. Sicario

    I seem to have fetish

    Off the top of my head, the only other people that I can think of that share these same fetishes are either in prison or going to jail.
  19. Sicario

    video symbol

    I have no idea what is that fucking little white box with three different colored dots cuz I don't see them when I view these clips. :dunno:
  20. Sicario

    suck my big tits

    I never seen the female porn version of Romulus and Remus . . . and these eyes have seen a lot! :turnturn:
  21. Sicario

    Condoleeza Rice for president 2012!

    She has my support if she ever decides to run for office. She has remarkable credentials and accomplishment's.
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    Stripper Exxxperience?

    Here's a tip for you . . . your first mistake was paying all of those "tips." If you and your friends ordered drinks, "tip" the server at the end of the night before your leave. A "tip" for a lap dance? WTF? You paid extra for those blue balls. "Tip" the bouncer? again, WTF? There's no need for...
  23. Sicario

    Any ever saw Gallery magazine back in the early 90's

    Dude, do you actually believe that bullshit they write on those fake bios? I got a bridge over the Chicago River for sale if you're interested . . .
  24. Sicario

    Would you fuck German singer LaFee?

    Toss up.
  25. Sicario

    Um...is she really a women?

    Yep, she's a female and a pretty hot one at that. :thumbsup:
  26. Sicario

    who is your favourite milf?

    The early term for MILF meant a sexy woman in her 30's. Todays term for MILF now consists of women that gave birth regardless of age. Dumb marketing gimmicks.
  27. Sicario

    Hi, now here's some stuff that pisses me off.

    Welcome aboard and let me give you this small token of advice for free, try looking @ Latin chicks/porn for more doggy style booty poses. Take a load off your shoulders (pun intended). C-ya. :hatsoff:
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    Allegedly "Conservative" Republican CA Assemblyman Quits Over Sex Tape

    Are you talking about politicians or priests? :dunno:
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    Malware and Trojan Horses

    I have ESET NOD32 installed on my PC and everything is running well since I installed it over a year ago. Any trojans/malware/viruses are immediately quarantined. :thumbsup:
  30. Sicario

    hottest new big tit net babe

    www.jenniqueadams.com or www.jenniquepain.com :thumbsup:
  31. Sicario

    Who is tallest pornstar girl?

    Joanie Laurer aka Chyna? :confused: :dunno:
  32. Sicario

    Anywere to get Foreign import porn?

    WTF, the Chinese are making porn? :confused: :dunno:
  33. Sicario

    what sport has the hottest fans

    Basketball: LA. Lakers. I've seen the cream of the crop in drop dead gorgeous women @ Boxing/UFC fights in Las Vegas. :2 cents:
  34. Sicario

    Would you lose interest in your favorite pornstar if you found out she did **** porn?

    Re: Would you lose interest in your favorite pornstar if you found out she did **** p **** yeah!
  35. Sicario

    top 3 pornstars Just to Eat her Pussy Which pornstar would you pick

    Christy Canyon Kagney Linn Karter Jasmine Byrne
  36. Sicario

    any women?

    Si, pero *** pocas las mujeres que hay aqui. :thefinger
  37. Sicario

    15 year old shoots himself in the PENIS.

    Stupid fuck shot the wrong head . . . :conehead:
  38. Sicario

    Immoral Girl of the Week - Kagney Linn Karter

    Lucky Bastards!!! :thumbsup:
  39. Sicario

    Huge rats found in Papua

    I bet some people in China are salivating over this news. . . :eek:
  40. Sicario

    The Secret and Prison Life

    For fast delivery, I would suggest you go to the nearest US postal office and take a massive dump.
  41. Sicario

    30 Creepiest Clouds On Earth

    Cool post. Perhaps a photographic indication of people with a little too much time on their hands? :dunno:
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    The Secret and Prison Life

    I thank the lucky stars I was never caught putting half sticks in peoples mailboxes on the 4th of July many, many, many moons ago. . . :anonymous
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    Michael Jackson still alive after helicopter transport to coroner

    I found this little gem of all places on liveleak.com today; "This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body...
  44. Sicario

    Tania Spice / Serena 18 / Serena18 / Tania (Pacino’s Adventures)

    Re: Tania Spice It looks like her tits have gotten smaller compared to her Serena 18 pictures. :2 cents:
  45. Sicario

    What's the name of that one porn site....

    I think you are referring Shady PI from pornpros.com.
  46. Sicario

    I'm Priya Rai and I'm new to the board

    I was pretty stoked when she joined and was posting on the board. Now that she's gone, I feel somewhat used . . . :uohs:
  47. Sicario

    Hawaii to become independent?

    I'm all for Hawaiian independence as long as they get to keep Dog the Bounty Hunter there permanently. Now how the hell can we get rid of East St. Louis, Illinois? :confused: :dunno:
  48. Sicario

    Anyone got a.....

    Nope, I don't need the services of a fleshlight.
  49. Sicario

    Nicole Grey - Quits porn after parents find out

    Oh really? Do you know who your ****** is? :confused:
  50. Sicario

    Nicole Grey - Quits porn after parents find out

    Nicole Grey was real cute too.
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