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I think it's the ultimate survival food for you LP. :thefinger

Cikita = :banana: :rubbel: :banana: :thumbsup:

WOW!!! This picture totally reeks of masculinity it's not even funny.

I'm a professional gentleman of leisure. :pimpdaddy

What are you trying to do with your sig? :confused:

It's for those that like eating **** sandwiches. :thefinger

Old news.

Yeah, I also noticed that many websites are migrating the movies into the flash format as well. I think this is to prevent people from downloading and uploading content on T-o-r-r-e-n-t-s, blogs, websites, etc. For $25.00 bucks a month, I better have DL access to a good archive of content. Too...

Thank you so much for the public announcement, now I need to run to the toilet and unload a slim shady . . . :thefinger

Si. :yesyes: I wouldn't lie to you my friend.

You didn't know that ponzi schemes are the "new" IRA's? :yesyes:

The early civilizations of ancient Egypt and right up to the Roman Empire considered ***** as a way to maintain healthy gums and whiten teeth. :hatsoff:

If Playboy were to regain their lost market share from yesteryear, they might was well go for broke and have those playmates show some of that bunny snatch. This latest publicity stunt is pathetic. :2 cents:

A. So that they don't **** up the dead during a funeral mass in church? :dunno:

It's an urban myth baby. With your logic, you must believe in unicorns and leprechauns. :crash:

I agree, lets give all of these jihad terrorists a one way ticket to the moon and leave them there.

Sativa Rose is a MILF, so is Monique Fuentes.

Re: Sativa Rose If you feel this way, nobody is ******* you to watch her videos. There are plenty of other women in porn to replace Sativa. FYI, I still think she's pretty hot, look at this recent clip and she is getting back to her old self: http://milfinternal.com/model/sativarose/

Lupe Fuentes aka Zuleidy aka Little Lupe.

Gene Simmons ******** Sophie Simmons. :thumbsup:

The dollar menu @ Wendys tops Mickey D's.

True 100% This hypocritical asshole ripped Sarah Palin's ******** for having a ***** out of wedlock every fucking night during the Presidential election. Now we learn about his extramarital affairs with co-workers on his show . . . what a fucking scumbag! Fuck Letterman! :thefinger :thefinger...

Awesome! When is she going to do the next White Boy Stomp? :confused:

My testicles are big enough that my GF can play Gnip Gnop with them all night. :D :updown:

The Japanese are definitely kinkier than the Germans, go figure. . . :dunno:

Big Bro doesn't need to do that. They usually track people from their ISP courtesy of a subpoena or illegally without one, usually the latter.

To an extent yes. Minus Oprah, that corrupt asshole Richard M Daley sold Chicago down the river. No more Marshall Fields, no more Comiskey Park, no more Miegs Field, no more Sears Tower. . . but there's plenty of corruption and big ******* government to go around. I am glad to see Daley got his...

I think this just might be an interesting idea in India for population control . . . :ak47:

For starters: - Crooked government in Chicago that includes all of Cook County as well. - Economic debts. - Violent crimes. - Oprah Winfrey.

true. :( Is it too late [for Chicago] put in a bid for the Special Olympics? :confused:

Every one of them.

Can someone let me know where I can find statistics about dimwits asking dimwitted questions? Thanks guys, :nanner:

Your BS meter is running on low today? You need a quick recharge. :****::****::****:

This isn't related to this particular story, but I have many friends that work in Hollywood and you wouldn't believe some of the kinky and degenerate **** that some of these *********** are into. Nuff said. #1 - Polanski should pay for this crime and do the required time. #2 - In hindsight...

Re: beautiful legs Very nice stuff. :thumbsup:

I wish there were more HC scenes of Anetta Keys. :(

In all honesty yes if the woman I am going to cheat with is 10x better than my GF in every regard. Why trade down? Now if you think your GF won't cheat on you for another man that might be better looking or financially secure than you then keep living with your head up your arse. I worked in...

You couldn't of been more vague with this description? :crash:

I don't know about that particular scene, but this website has what you are looking for. http://www.pinkeyesluts.com

Nina Mercedez :thumbsup: :lovecoupl

Lanny Barbie :thumbsup:

During her ********* cycle.

I think they have a no "head stand" policy.

Did you know that you can subscribe to this masterpiece under subscriptions in the Thread Tools menu? plus as an added bonus, you can bump it 'till your hearts content. :thumbsup:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :rofl2: WOW! This thread went to **** in 8 posts. . . who would of predicted that? ;)

I'm clairvoyant. I can predict that any heterosexual male that logs on to FreeOnes will get automatic wood. Beat that. :thefinger

Do you have a Spiderman fetish? Just asking . . . :confused:

Ok. How about geriatric juggalo? :confused: :dunno:

Thanks for the rep bro, when I read your post, I remember seeing this funny clip on youtube and I was thinking of it when I was reading your story. :1orglaugh I hope all is well with you and yours. Take care bro. :thumbsup:

I've seen some of that on this website: www.CumBrushers.com