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OxiClean works pretty well. My wife uses it.

I'm still trying to figure that one out myself.

That stuff you use so the girls won't gag when you take your cock out.

I to seem to waste a little too much soap. Because of arthritis, my grip isn't what it used to be, so when the bar gets small, I have a hard time holding on to it, so I asked the internet, and it said old pieces of soap can be melted down in a sauce pot, on the stove top. I need to get a small...

You aren't losing your memory....you just smoked it all away. Actually, I think you can melt them down, and reform them into a new bar.

There is nothing unacceptable about consuming breakfast foods for lunch or dinner. I get to have brinner every once and awhile, and would prefer it over many other things one would typically have for lunch and/or dinner. Plus if you ate your lunch just a little bit early, that would be...

The roaches need something to eat after the nukes fall.

I had a turkey and colby cheese, on rye, with a little mustard. A container of black olives, and some green grapes. Washed down with a bottle of real tea, sweetened, no lemon.(the blue label)

The wife made sausage biscuits and gravy, and home fries for dinner tonight.

Everytime I see this guys expresion, I can't help but wonder how many ********* corpses he's left in shallow graves.

What if. Two of the biggest words in the English language. But I would be willing to, and would enjoy tossing around some what if situations.

The Church of scientology would never allow that.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/val-kilmer-star-batman-forever-040433506.html Actor Val Kilmer has ****** on. He was 65, and battling throat cancer for the last few years, but ****** from pneumonia. I thought he did a good job with Doc Holiday, and the character he played in "Real Genius"...

Well being as I was lucky enough to grow up in a Sicilian ******, things like pizza, and pasta were NEVER bought, they were made from scratch. If we did get pizza from a pizzeria, it was a *** & pop operation, and the only thing that was ever put on a pie, was sausage and grilled white onion...

Hears the only conflicting issue I see.... A friend will help you move.... A best friend will help you move a body. The rub is this...... Two people can keep a secret.....if one of them is dead.

I have two. My wife, who is someone I consider my best friend, along with my best buddy, whom I trust as much as my wife, but is a guy....and who I vent to, when my wife inevitably does something to make me question existence.

I've never had a store bought frozen pie. I have made pizza from scratch at home, and it is a complete and total pain in the ass. Well, getting the dough spread out in the sheet pan is the pain, the rest isn't too bad.

I think the Golden Sphere would call it a McLamby.

I think I would credit marketing, over sorcery.....but as long as your belly is happy. I do now Rally's and Checkers are the same company, but beyond that, I don't know who owns who, or who is a ****** company of who.

We don't have Carl's Jr. in Ohio, but I think Hardee's might be the same group. I love McD's filet o fish, but they're just to damn small. At least make the filet fit the bun. Arby's has a good fish sandwich too, at least around these here parts.

When I was a teenage stoner, my late Aunt once threw holy water on me. I think it had something to do with the Black Sabbath I was listening to. at concert hall volume levels.

I believe I read somewhere that, medium roast coffee actually has more caffeine than dark roast, because the roasting process cooks off some of the caffeine. I do like dark roast, and espresso certainly is delicious, but on the regular, I ***** Columbian roast.

I used to work with this guy(owners ***), and he was all gung ho about his Colt AR15, and his Colt AR9, and whenever asked would recommend Colt as the BEST EVER, and would bad mouth other brands he knew nothing about. His chest thumping was always accompanied with, "My guns are MIL SPEC." He was...

I don't think you would be able to transfer the amount of the **** needed, by kissing. I would bet she crushed it up, and put it in a *****, or food. You can pop a viagra, and if you aren't in the mood, it will do nothing, so if he ingested it at say 6pm, and they didn't fool around until 8pm...

Rest In Peace Mr. Foreman. Not only was he one of the great ones of his sport, he seemed to be a genuinely nice guy. His Foreman grill made great burgers too.

Did you buy a jar of sauce, and boil the pasta, or was it a ready made type of thing? My wife buys Rao's when we run out of homemade sauce, and has had a couple of their frozen diners, which she said are pretty good. Their stuff isn't cheap though. The wife isn't feeling well, so we had...

I never really did that well out in the field, that's another reason I stopped hunting, and to tell you the truth, I really didn't like ******* ******* either. A couple of pheasant, a squirrel or two, and I never got a deer. I'm especially glad I never had to field dress one either. I never...

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I used to hunt and fish. I stopped mainly because I was getting up very early everyday for work, and I got tired of getting up that early to go shoot at a bird, or drown a worm. But fresh caught Lake Erie Perch and Walleye, are way better than you'll ever buy at a seafood store, and wild...

Aren't the muslims trying to eradicate the jews? It sure looks that way, and I would be willing to bet that, if hamas had the fire power Israel does, they would have been doing the same thing.

Maybe just buy some of that stuff woman use to touch up their roots, and have your wife do it for you.

I like my gray beard. It makes me look and feel like a crusty old grumpy man. But what about that stuff I see advertised called "Just For Men"? They say it slowly restores your natural color gradually.

Sounds to me, like you might have a platform to run on. Even in your worse bourbon soaked, smoked up haze, you would be better then useless newsome.

Call it "checks and balances".

The only reason the Corvette has existed all these years, is because it's basically the working mans Ferrari. It's affordable supercar performance.

I thought I read somewhere that it's coming back. Unless I'm thinking of the one with Ted McGinty.

That's not a fish fry. For a good Catholic fish fry needs to have breaded or batter fried white fish, at least three fillets, and french fries. A piece of lemon, and a small condiment container of tartar sauce, and 2 or 3 packets of ketchup. Now here in Cleveland, MANY of the Christian churches...

Well that turned dark, rather quickly.

I could eat the same breakfast everyday. Sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs, dry of course, Home fries and rye toast. As far as dinner goes, I could eat Italian everyday, especially the veal dishes.

It's off topic, but do you get the same feeling about rock stars that have sold their catalogs, only to hear them on an advertisement. Every time I hear a great classic rock song being used to hock someones products, it makes me sad, and angry, and not want to buy it. Some are still alive, and I...

It looks like we lost another one....they seem to be going so fast. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/joey-molland-badfinger-guitarist-kept-183232266.html Joey Molland, guitarist for Badfinger has ****** on at the age of 77. The article doesn't list a cause of death, but it does say he's had...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/york-dolls-singer-david-johansen-210613701.html David Johansen A.K.A Buster Poindexter has ****** on after a lengthy battle with cancer. May he rest in peace.

The English, and the Australians love that word, but over there, it means something very different. I'm not sure what though. I know "rubber", means eraser, and "fanny", means pussy. I think "wanker", is their way of calling someone a jack off, and "tossing off", is jacking off. But hey, what do...

I saw a picture of a billboard from England, and it was meatballs with pasta sauce. The sign read....... "Faggots, what a saucy idea"

Not exactly the headline I was expecting to **** up too. This is terrible news, I really liked his work, and I hope he rests in peace, along with his wife and pet. The article I read on Yahoo said no foul play is suspected, so all I can think of is carbon monoxide, or a gas leak. EDIT...

I love the F50, but I prefer the hard top, and of course the F40 and the Enzo are beautiful as always. I'm not a fan of most Porsche's, but I did like the McLaren, and the Ford GT's. I also can't stand that God awful yellow. It looks vile on almost every car I've ever seen wear it. It only...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/buffy-gossip-girl-actress-michelle-173601516.html Wow, this is really sad. I never watched either one, but dead at 39, and they suspect it's natural causes, that's very sad. They said she recently had a liver transplant, and may have been experiencing complications...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/roberta-flack-timeless-r-b-153909765.html Roberta Flack has ****** away. She was 88, and according to the article, she ****** peacefully, surrounded by loved ones. It also states she has had some health problems. R.I.P. Roberta, your music pleased a lot of...

I would suggest checking Reverb.com. or Sweetwater.com, they both sell used gear, as well as new. I saw an article for a new Gibson cash grab. They're doing a limited run of 150 black Les Paul's based on Eric Clapton's 3 pick up version he used on "Disraeli Gears", then gave to Albert King...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mike-oldfield-tubular-bells-telecaster-152222901.html Another famous guitar going up for auction. It doesn't look like they expect a huge payout, but you never know.