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Clowns fucking suck :(

Ummm YES.

It feels like heaven. Nothing feels better than having your snatch licked for a while and then all of a sudden, the flick of the toungue goes lower and lower and lower....until its just pure perfection. So many nerve endings, it just feels so good.

That would never happen unless she was majorly ill and couldn't control her bowels..........or if she was a disgusting bitch. Theres a greater chance of her shitting all over yer dick and the bed with anal sex, than there is lickin the bootyhole. Just sayin'.

woot for newfies!!!!!!!!!!

Freddy pwns all.

Re: Canadians Here? Why all the hatin? I love the frenchies and their poutine. Beautiful province too. :)

Re: Canadians Here? Southwestern Ontario here! :D

If it weren't in the US, I'd wanna live in Cali, somewhere on the beach with sun all the time. BUT since it IS in the US...and lack of healthcare would pretty much make it not worth it....I'll say somewhere warmer in Europe.

OMG I love this. Feels sooo good.

While its not as bad as a ****** or ****** who purposely neglects their ***** (ie. a **** addict ****** who choses to leave the home to ***** with men for **** money)...it IS neglect to completely forget your baby for a FULL WORK DAY...that results in death. I don't have ********, so I really...

Probably pay off my debt, then buy a house and save the rest.

definitely my current "job"...if ya wanna call it that. Loooove getting to bate for a living. ;)

I'd tell a guy if his dick smelled. I have done it in the past and have no prob with it. I'd rather be ******** honest than put my mouth around something that makes me want to *****. So if I was really that bad (and I never am or would be...hygiene is very important to me in the sack)...I'd want...

If I were a guy, I'd do it for 10k.

She annoys the crap out of me. She'll take a bite out of like...a piece of lettuce and act like its giving her earth shattering orgasms. Like fuck off already. lol

If a man ever whipped out the word cunt in the sack, he sure as hell wouldn't be getting to fuck it. I prefer pussy, snatch and cootch. :D

I'm doing pretty good! How about yourself?

Herrrllooo! Whats up?

Threads like this make me angry. Thats all I really have to say.

hehe no prob! ;)

Where is the problem here? You aren't asking about if you should have a life long committment with this woman, you're asking if you should start seeing and continue fucking this woman. So she has a different belief system than you do, who cares? Not everyone shares the same beliefs!!! As long as...

Say around...8 ish?;)

Re: Pussy Eating Just do it!!! Ask her what she likes, and ALWAYS best to start off gentle and slow until you can tell she wants it harder/faster. Lick all around her snatch, outer lips, inner lips, and save the clit for last....oh yum.

Not a fan. Too easy to slip and die.

Hell to the yes I would do it. I love being dominant and this would be the ultimate form of dominance I could have over my partner. And why AREN'T there more girls on here? Great forum! :D

The fact that you think what happened is ok really sickens me. Not only did she expose this ***** to something ******* and wrong (sex with ******** IS wrong, no matter how medal worthy you may seem to think it is)...she also exposed this ***** to STD's becasue lets face it, they don't make...

food, shopping and rabbit sex toys.

I don't understand how a five year old boy can get it up or even have enough penor to penetrate. In any case it IS sexual *********** since he was a ***** and had no control. Thankfully he has no recollection of it, but she still deserves life in prison. If this were a five year old little girl...

David Blaine for this reason: both Criss and David do "stunts"...Davids more lean towards longterm endurance and Criss tends to enjoy the "shock" factor...but I choose David because Criss is known to fake the majority of his stunts/tricks...whereas Davids stunts are televised, or put out in the...

meeeeeeeeeeee! lol

lmao, pizza sauce is yummay, its all good. ;)

I used to cook at a restaurant and at the end of the nite, all of us employees would sit down for a ***** while the waitresses would count out their stacks of tips...I've seen some girls go home with upwards of $400 a nite...while I go home with my 50 bucks after taxes. Not to mention, the girls...

I got that forward awhile ago and loved it then and I love it now. Sometimes ******** possess a certain kind of wisdom that we, in our busy lives and skewed views on the world, unfortunately lose sight of. *sigh* I feel like giving my loved one a hug right now.

But writing off spoiling a girl as "good treatment" when you treat them poorly in all other areas of a "relationship".......isn't cool. Depends on what kind of relationship you have...but being in a relationship where you are "madly in love" with the other person...you just don't cheat period...

Then if you really love them, give them the respect they deserve as a basic human being...and be honest with them. I guarantee you, the day will come when one of them is going to ask about a more serious committment and you won't be able to give her jack **** because you know you'll be found...

I totally respect your views Chef and think its sweet you wish to remain committed to your spouse even after she's ****** on. However...myself, I mean yeah it would take YEARS to get over losing a husband...but I know I'll be open to dating when and if the time is right. Me and my bf have a...

toss up between kfc and taco bell I think.

Congrats to her. She's still a human being, even if she did swallow cum and fuck for a living. She's wanted a baby for years and now she's achieving her personal goals. Good for her!!!

If every woman looked like a perfect pornstar, then men would become bored and crave something more realistic and interesting. Women should embrace their flaws and so should the men who are looking at them.

I do :) But I don't believe in perfect love. True love is love that takes work and dedication.

To all the Canadians here...happy Canada day!!!! :)

Without a doubt, its One.

I'm not gonna lie, I want a male version of a RealDoll. Not that I need it or anything, but I like my collection of toys along with the sex that I get on a regular basis, so one of those would be something different to add to my toy collection. But next on the list is a Sybian so its gonna take...

I've been with both and what everyone said: keep it clean.

I'd like to do either the Amazing Race or Hells Kitchen.

I'm Canadian :) Glad to see more canadians here.

Its my biggest fantasy to deepthroat my guy and do him up the ass with a strapon. *gets wet*

Maybe she had a bad experience with oral? Some girls have really awful experiences and it kinda scars them and makes them not wanna do it again? I dunno. Ask her whats up. Maybe she wants to make sure your penor is clean...and if so, have a bath with her and clean it in front of her. Maybe she's...

I love fuckin face. Nothing hotter than a tongue in my snatch and rubbing my clit on his nose or face. Then when its done and I've came, I get to clean off his face with my tits or tongue.