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I tried making a sandwich today...but I was out of Hellmans. > 24787's problem.

The reasons are relevant. How is he going to react when he comes across a real problem? The guy is a joke. I actually believed him after his first post and was going to lend out my heart, as I have before, (he knows who he is) but then he made his second post with his spilt milk logic and what...

I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I wouldn't go out of my way to get her there.

I'd hang out with 24787 or whatever the fuck his name is. If he's unavailable, I'd record a c.d, pop over 9000 pills and hope the hype from my death would push my c.d into platinum sales, and I'd leave all the profit to my cat.

10 and 9. Jesus Christ, those two are fucking hot!

There's a lot of suckers in this thread. Do y'all believe every piece of BS you hear?

Truth.

I lold. At least he's watching something good this time.

If you get what he means, and life is miserable, why have you been with her for a year? :dunno: I have no sympathy for people with petty problems like never kissing a girl or whatever. If he wants to end his life because of something so stupid, we're all better off.

Matt Barkley staying at USC!! :D

Downtown Windsor on a weekend...It'll be in the negatives and girls will still be in miniskirt and heels. Who needs to keep warm when you're lookin hot.

Nay...but I sure the fuck ain't spending $34 on a blu ray when a few weeks later it'll be $12.99 previously viewed. I buy all my movies previously viewed. Is that really any different? The people who made the movie aren't getting my money either way. Brand new movies are way overpriced. I...

All work and no fap makes Dave a dull boy.

You mean kelvin? :facepalm: I like it in the 50's and 60's. Too warm to snow, too cool to sweat. Jeans and hoodies is where it's at.

:facepalm: Idiots.

Minnesota is really coming back down to Earth. 2 nights in a row I have people over to watch the Wings, and both times they lose. Calgary?? C'mon man.

Houston...c'mon man. Minnesota is in the running for Luck now. Do that draft another QB in the 1st round??

Use those people and make a poll. Leave 2 people out.

Wuddup from Windsor

I hope he's dead.

People that contemplate suicide because they can't get a girlfriend.

Bahaha. I thought you had some serious problems. Give me a fucking break. Go listen to My Chemical Romance and write about it. If people can fight cancer with a positive outlook, you can accept being single. Fuck you.

sftuxbvGwiU Spiritual successor to Aliens? I'm pumped. Discuss

The cop found ******* under the seat. I'm pretty sure they'd get a cavity search.

Oh.

One man's garbage is another man's treasure. At the restaurant in the hotel I work at, a pint of Tennants will run you $6. An imported cheap **** is still an import I guess. People think Coors and Bud are cheap crappy ****? Crappy maybe. PBR, Lakeport and Old Milwaukee are way cheaper, and...

I don't have one either. My presents are under my foosball table.

It must have been the energy of someone who ****** and is stuck on this earth. I know if i was a ghost, is move random things around for seemingly no purpose.

I dunno. Maybe 20.

Chinese. Fuck cooking.

Ghosts are not real.

That's all porn is, really. Over exaggerating stereotypes.

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9 blue please.

Question. I'm trying to get the Daedra artifacts, but I've already missed 1, so basically I can't get the 15 required for the trophy. Does the trophy system require you collect all the artifacts with one character? Or does it recognize that you've gathered all 15 collectively between 2+...

Hassleback isn't going to start another game in the NFL.

Hey! I like his movies!! I agree with him!!

I also nominate Will E. I wasn't going to until he acted like a baby in this thread.

But a blowjob doesn't have anything do with how someone communicates.

If she used her hand, why would it be considered a blowjob? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handjob

So much fail in this thread.

Re: tumblr I love a man who posts whatever is on his mine.

At least it was a good post.

Re: tumblr S my D, brah!

As mentioned by Patrick_S, the original Black Christmas was alright and LukeEl already mentioned The Gingerdead Man series. Other than that...no idea.

He didn't pay his internet bill.

Are we talking about on a man or a woman?

Dude. Check this out.

Saying pornstars would be a better fuck is like saying actors are real fighters, or pilots, or racecar drivers.