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Chuck Norris is a mamas boy.

Who knew they didn't want honest answers?

Mmmmm

But duuuuuuuuuude I thought you knew "for a fact" that it was real?

It's all part of Will E's .........errrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........ahhhhhhhh.........I mean god's plan.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Hater! :ban::ban::ban:

jeez lighten up francis

Oh I'm sure he just lost your number when he went back to Cuyahoga County. I'm sure he still cares! :thumbsup:

^^ ha ha ha

Thats always what I have thought.

Should we pray for him?

Sorry Will E., you were caught red handed interpreting the over all meaning of a biblical quote and not taking every word as the literal, absolute truth, but damn others who do the same thing.

Genesis Chapter 22 1-24

Re: Pornstar Musicians I bet Nikki Benz can play the flute.

What about applying bacon to your scrot so your girlfriend won't break up with you?

Well, I guess that makes one of us.

Just a tad more progressive than the Taliban.

"I am against cancer." I should be running for office with a tough stance like that.

Then I bet Will E. pulls in more women than you can shake a stick at!

Mary, Mary quite contrary. Shave that pussy, its too damn hairy! -Andrew Dice Clay

So, you are saying that we should update our understanding of the Bible says according to the times in which we live. Wow! Will E.! I never considered you such a free thinker!

^^ and if the yelling doesn't work, try slipping up behind her at the bar and dry humping her. That ALWAYS goes over well.

Of course an Army man would say that the required surgery to become a marine sergeant is a lobotomy! :rofl: Seriously though, congrats on the promotion.

^^ So is Gordon Brown. So she is eligible to be PM. It's the PM of the UK, not of England.

Shave your pubes dude.

Soccer is for dudes that couldn't even make the high school band.

I bet mine tastes like scotch.

I might have used something a little stronger than "myth".

^^ Thats what I was thinking.

^^ No ****! I'm dieing.

Well, you know they have put out at least once.

"Fortunately, God made them miss me, except for this ***** scratch,” Ersland said. God: Deflecting projectiles for dudes s/he likes since David and Goliath.

awesome!

Nice mullet on the right.

This might have something to do with it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHL0__HSy1w&feature=related

LEAD STORY In a nondescript building next to a mosque in downtown Karachi, Pakistan, the Qadeer brothers discreetly make and market a million dollars' worth of fetish and bondage products a year for Americans and Europeans (through sales to stores and on eBay). In fact, if the radical Islamic...

I did a gal that was uglier.

I can't stand the Red Wings, but damn they are good.

Re: Who has the best smile in porn? Eve Lawrence

Nooooooooooooooooo!

“*******: The cause of and solution to most of life’s problems.” - Homer J. Simpson

Definitely Nikki Benz. When I go on vaca I party and play golf. She drinks, goes clubbing and would look hot in a skimpy, little, golfer outfit.

Culture Club? :dunno:

WTF! Now we have to deal with armed Bears?!? http://www.princessarianna.com/alaska08/alaska08webpics/080702%20Bear%20Bearing%20Arms.JPG

Hey Blue, since he is currently in the Kingdom, how about staking out a local Starbucks and keeping your eye out for him? When spotted, give him a good old fashioned cock punch from the people at Freeones?

I just voted for you. Anywho, how you doin?

ha ha ha. I'd rep you if I could.

Close call, the Beatles sold more records, but Jesus sold more books. Tiebreaker will be who has inspired better “wannabes”. Jesus has umpteen million pious preachers, but the Beatle had the monkeys. Tie breaker goes to the Beatles.

I guess I'm the Playboy.

Just the thought of my scot smacking against another scrot makes me limp........that's it! I'm outta the porn bid-ness!