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Onion rings. Make $40,000 a year for the rest of your life and never work again. But you can't invest and you can't work to make more money. Or. Upon the snap of a finger, you transform into your ideal physical appearance. As tall, fit and healthy as you want. You will age normally from...

I thought this thread existed, but I couldn't find anything. Not sure if it's my keywords or just a crap search engine. What do you want to accomplish before you die? I want to write, record and distribute my own album. I want to write a science fiction novel. I want to visit every major...

It was 33 at one point I think. ******.

Basically, you got the middle. Normally down. During intercourse, if the two girls are doing their thing or once you get your hands free, you want to turn that middle...topwise. Trust me. I'm a one girl guy now, but I've had a few threesomes. You'll feel the energy sky rocket. This guy knows...

Who gets ***** and starts a thread?

Man. This is hard to watch.

Haha that's funny. 80mph. Still pretty quick.

Miami will still storm through the East. Lebron can guard KG, while Battier takes Pierce. The West was going to win regardless.

If you really want to impress your gf while still getting action from the other girl, just do what I do. Turn the middle, topwise.

You'll get a request on instagram. stevathediva. That'll be me. Best thread on the board, also.

LOL the black guy thinks he whooped his ass? Pft. Guy can't even throw a punch.

I'm a believer in exercising everyday and eating/******** whatever you want. Whether its the gym, playing basketball or going for a bike ride, I'm doing something everyday. I'm not ripped, but I'm in good, healthy shape and still get to enjoy the ****, fried foods and junk I want. It's a pretty...

You climb women??

It'd be this hotel...

Whoa!! Almost finished college??? Watch out for this guy. He'll be president some day. It's inevitable. He's almost done college!!

Not cheesy. Just not funny. Everybody hates on Transformers, but this gets a pass because Whedon has "artistic credibility." If the exact same movie was released with Michael Bay listed as the director, everybody would **** it.

The Avengers. Comedy of the year. :facepalm:

Freakish tall isn't attractive. The man should be taller than the woman.

That's Briella Bounce. She's only 5'7". Fairly average. 5'11" isn't very tall either. Certainly not tall enough to scare me off. A woman has to be significantly taller than me to turn me off. And I don't know many girls who are 6'3" or taller.

Yall are a bunch of queers.

Why not the Spurs? I know you're a Suns fan, but if there is any team that's done things the right way, it's them. Surely you can appreciate their success and system. If not them, why not Memphis? Great team. Fun to watch and they're going to beat down the Floppers tomorrow night.

Define uncircumcised.

I love the south, but they're a little behind the times when it comes to certain things. I'll stay outta thurr.

I have ****** in California. When we would visit, they'd take us to a game. If they came here, they'd bring me a Lakers hat or shirt or something. It's not as if I picked a team out of the blue. I feel like team support is strengthened by generations of fandom in the ******. My *** is a scumbag...

I actually felt good to say I'm a Lakers fan tonight. Tough win. The guys put it all out there. The noobs let the game 7 get to them, but the vets took care of business. Kobe got his team involved and put the ***** in Denver's chest with that late 3. God damn that's good to watch. Blake played...

Sigh of relief over here. Bring on OKC. :(

Threads like this are insulting to everybody else who faded away. They don't get a thread? Only the super cool bros get a thread?? Is that Sam Fishers fault too??? Wtf board

Seriously.

Did you just edit that article to say that?

People go to clubs for a stag?

Im poking fun at king henriks conspiracy theory from the Ottawa series.

Get two logs, 2 hammers and a **** load of nails. Hammer each nail into the log just enough that it stands straight up. Two people go head to head and whoever nails it all the way down first, wins. If you get enough people, you'll do a bracket style tournament with the last one standing winning...

Re: Why Isn't Soccer Popular in America? Also, soccer is popular here. It's like saying hockey isn't popular in Russia. It is, but the talent just plays somewhere else. We have soccer leagues. **** grow up playing soccer. 25 million Americans watched the last World Cup. How is that not popular?

Re: Why Isn't Soccer Popular in America? Both are popular. What are you trying to prove with those numbers? You're comparing the total viewers of a more global game for an international tournament to the viewers of a single American league championship game. Hmmm I wonder which will have more...

Lebron gets MVP. No surprise there.

Outlaw Golf girls

$2.99 isn't even the most expensive.

Depends who you ask.

It's not the same if I can't hear the guy breathing heavily.

fake actresses of whatever city is trending at the moment.

lol. 2 day wait so New York can get some rest. Where is Loooooooondkavist with his conspiracy bs now?

Refused should be in, 100%. Has there ever been more truth in any lyrics, ever??

Loud ass chewers. Girls who fake laugh at guys to get free drinks, etc.

I always liked Blindside. Good band.

wevibe is expensive, but worth it. Obviously it's no personal vibrator, but for the money, its boss. It works when we have sex and it works when i'm not there. I can't lose.

Lol

So she's using hot Milk as a contraceptive...for protection from what? She's getting **** fucked by a machine.

Don't forget Marc Gasol was part of that trade too. I think they should retire both. He accomplished a lot in both jerseys. The greatest Laker of all time should have both numbers hanging.

^^^??? Hot Milk??? Wtf Get a wevibe. You can use it together, hands free and she can use it by herself when you've undoubtedly prematurely ejaculated.

The Lakers deserve to lose this series. Ship Bynum the fuck out and get some guys that aren't content with just playing in L.A. The guy gets a triple double and disappears the rest of the series. This team is a joke. Gasol can't hit a fucking open shot if his life depended on it and the entire...