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Getting punched in the face sucks.

Octomom. It would just be a bucket with a warm towel in it.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh **** ***

lol!!!! Omglol!!!!!

Better. They're making a movie together. Not dating. And Lindsay Lohan is better than you'll ever get, ***.

Better. Probably. WTF is The Wire? It's probably ****. If I don't like it....it's ****.

He's a tool most people would trade places with in a heartbeat.

This ranking system is subjective. My gf is a 15/10. Otherwise I wouldn't be with her. Your 8's are probably 5's to me and vice versa. People have different tastes. Rihanna is probably a 9 to a lot of people. She's a 4 in my book. Nah'mean? And no I'm not posting pics of her for you scumbags...

James Deen is a tool used by the adult entertainment industry to lure the *********** into porn. LiLo will be doing something soon. The lines have been blurred with all the sex tapes. It will just take one has been to break the threshhold and bring porn into the mainstream media.

Taint

He'll play well, but all it is going to take is 1 or 2 bad playoff performances, or even not making the playoffs and those praising fans will be heckling his name every game. It's Toronto we're talking about here. Almost as bad as Montreal. So it's pretty much certain that Toronto is out of...

Houston trades Chase Budinger to Minnesota for their 18th overall pick. (You'll like this guy, BSS) Budinger was in Houston for 2 seasons under Adelman, so he is already familiar with that corner offence he runs in Minny. Minnesota is also desperate for a wing guy. Webster and Johnson were...

Yes.

He's an automatic upgrade over anybody on the roster and would be their best goalie since Cujo. However, I think Luongo would be a better fit in a smaller market like Edmonton. He isn't a pressure goalie

This is good news!! Male celebs date pornstars all the time. LiLo knows where the good dong is.

yes or no ?

I thought this went without saying but, band does not equal ******. Get it together, Johan.

If you're turning on airplane mode overnight, when I assume you're home...why not just plug it in? I plug my phone in when I *****, unplug it when I **** up and it lasts me until I'm home for the night. I text quite way too much, browse a lot and use it as my music player when I bike to work.

Skyrim. Porn is subjective.

I'd take Kim. Amia looks like a pre pubescent girl.

How bicycle unfriendly the city I live in is. I try to use the road as often as possible because I'm supposed to. But most roads don't have a bike lane, and the quality of the road is complete garbage. Pair that with drivers who don't respect bicycles as vehicles and are uneducated on how to...

Oh you're one of those guys that has to 1up everybody?

That **** ain't mysterious. I have pictures of me and my boys Tebowing there.

Change your name to 'Sir_askswaytoomanyfuckingquestions'

Is your avatar a girl with herpes? C'mon, ***.

Tell us how much you like the smashing pumpkins some more? Welcome back, ***.

Being hungover for 2 fucking days. I need some cracker and gatorade, now.

If you don't eat and finish that for $1 billion, you're a fucking idiot.

They're extreme. They need to let everybody else know.

Deron Williams supposedly narrows his "list" to two teams. Dallas and Brooklyn. So he's going to Dallas if Brooklyn doesn't get Howard, basically. Houston is trying to acquire two top ten picks to move into the Howard sweepstakes. They're targeting Toronto at #8 and Sacramento at #5. Lowry...

I hear Deng is being shopped. Possible destination in Golden State for their 7th overall pick.

I have. AP dropped to the 2nd round in two mocks I did. WTF? Gronk and Jimmy Graham are both going in the 2nd too. I don't know what to take from the mocks I've done.

Re: Who made you cum today? you all made youselves cim. none of these bitches did ****.

dont nobody want her

if youre in a rush, dont go grocery shopping. pateintce is a virtue. cut some slack for the old peopel

he died.

Thats too hot man.

fck that. the lady is a bitch. is the old lady supposed to plan her **** round making the cashier happpy? fuck her

It's edgy to look like a fucking lesbian. These girls are just poseurs trying to cash in on the Rooney Mara look that is somehow acceptable these days. - brodkill **** the fuck up ******

It's it's not Katy Perry, it's not worth making.

When people talk **** thinking you aren't listening, and when you confront them about it, they act like you're tripping. I hurt someone pretty bad tonight. They deserved it.

I bet the Raptors have a better season than PHX and POR next year.

Girls that take the same pictures with a stupid face and their eyes rolled and to the side. You're not funny or original and you look stupid.

I took a job riding one of those one summer when I was younger. **** money and was threatened quite frequently. I actually got in fights defending ice cream.

Jack Black. He just has one of those faces.

Think about relevance as a thermometer. When the heat goes up.... No nvm. The thing about relevance is kinda like the tide. The more you shake...no that's not right either. See, relevance affects us all. Kinda like how opposable thumbs seperate us from the dolphins, relevance is what links us.

Bahhh. Spance beat Frain. Let's go Germany. I guess.

No. I'd wear nothing, but I like to have something on when I hear the ice cream truck. Wouldn't want my hilariously small penis near any ********. I'd **** to move again.

The second one looks like mine :(