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Whenever I feel like life is shitting on me, at least I know I'm notcumming *****.

Corsets are sexy. Cum isn't.

Georges, if you can hear me up on that *****, what's degrading about it?

bahahahaha. What a joke. I'm glad they're out. Because of this, Canada is in the semis. Sic.

That's $350 basically. How much is a PS3? $299? Oh ****!! Also... http://www.1up.com/news/90s-game-price-comparison-charticle Games were actually more expensive back in the day.

It should be Burt Reynolds mouth.

You mean their friend. Not zdenka personally.

That second picture is hilarious. It's a shame that girls think they have to do that to themselves.

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ur a fucking mod fuck you you should know everything about the sight and the porn industry omg fuck you

I'll take that bet.

He has a small dong. Don't waste your time.

At your work place? I would. And will. All genders are free to discuss. Even fallhells. Forgot to add a poll.

Thanks for the clarification.

I lold.

Re: tumblr You're an alright guy sometimes. Go fuck that pussy, failhell.

I have a hilariously huge dong if you want me to take care of your friends sex life for him. He could live vicariously through me. I'll even post updates on here for you to read.

James Ford - Built Ford tough.

Marks. Mack does too much anal.

Fixed

It saddens me when *********** apologize. They don't owe anybody anything and the apology is probably 100% insincere. Tiger Woods apologizing to the world for being a sex addict? GTFO. Charlie Sheen apologizing for being a pornstar banging party boy? GTFO. Kristen Stewart apologizing for being...

Is this **** specific? It sounds interesting, but I don't think I know any German alt beers. Help a Canadian out.

Word. Nothing against Phelps, the guy is a legend and will probably at least tie the all time medals record, but seeing Lochte take him was great. Also, what the hell happened to Lochte in that 400m relay? **** the bed!!! I hope Ye isn't doping. The IOC is hinting at the fact that she did not...

Yo. I noticed you need 727 points for a FreeOnes bikini for the wifey. I have 833 if you want them. Message a mod and see if I can transfer them to you.

I haven't heard of this until now. Only $99? I'll try it out for that price. OnLive will be there at launch. Woop. I'm not one for modding or developing though.

Truth. I use to love Zooey, but she's become a joke version of herself. We get it, you're quirky and cute and awkward and now completely unoriginal.

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Anybody else enjoy seeing Phelps fail? These swimmers have grotesque bodies. They just don't look right.

****. It's good for all occasions.

Re: tumblr Tumblrs are for women and homosexuals.

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Fuck me with that big fuckin cock. Holy fuck my fucking pussy is so fuckign tight for your fucking big fucking cock

I think I mentioned this before, but commercials that advertise for tourism. bcfbdiiEQDM

I think I mentioned this before, but commercials that advertise for tourism. bcfbdiiEQDM

I tried watching womens volleyball, but the fact that they high five after every point they get, and every point against them pisses me off. On another note, Canada is garbage at the summer Olympics. Here's hoping for 10 total medals.

By fuck her face, you mean letting her suck my dick? Than ya. I'd probably let anybody without a moustache suck my dick. That girl only gives head to women though. Particularly women that look like Jon Bon Jovi and only wear underwear with dickholes in them.

Should road rage be legal? It's *******? How do you regulate that? People just need to calm the fuck down. What does raging accomplish except distract you from driving? There is bad, inconsiderate drivers, get over it. You're probably one of them. Fiction - Everybody thinks they're the only...

Sports jerseys! Lakers in particular, you fapalicious little rocket!!

The Dark Knight Trilogy was 100000 times better than those classic ones.

Or suck their dick some more, right tranhell?

But why would you want to? Who jerks off and continues doing it after they finish? You don't keep eating once your full. Who are you trying to impress? Yourself? Yaaaa. I just came twice!!! Go me!!! Now if you're nailing your lady friend and you want to cum twice, that's easy. About 10 seconds...

I have a question. Why? Why would you want to continue fapping after you busted that nut?

I understand role players are integral to a teams success, but IMO, winning doesn't mean **** unless you're the man. I'd choose ringless MVP, anyday. You'll still be a legend.

...be the league MVP year in year out, highest paid and highly endorsed player who never wins a championship or ...key reserve, 4th line, well respected locker room guy who does the little things an gets no recognition but wins multiple championships. Discuss!

Go suck a d.

It is common knowledge. You've been logging onto the internet, (a porn site, no less) for at least 9 months and you didn't know what fap meant? The word has been part of our lexicon the past 5 years and been around even longer. Even Squallumz knows what fap means. That guy is as disconnected as...

When I say you live under a rock, I'm not making an observation on your location. It's an idiom that basically means you are isolated from the outside world because you didn't know what fap means. It's common knowledge.

I had a one night stand a few years ago. The girl squirted so much it got into my eye. It stung pretty hard, but as I was rinsing my eye out, I realized...haven't I been smoking peyote 3 days straight? Turns out I was declared missing and I was actually fucking a grapefruit this entire time.

Ya but, how does this affect me?

Dr.B lives under a rock.