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Just saw this one on TV today.. a perfect put-down.. "It's not rocket science luv, but I look at you and I don't see a launch-pad' I guess it was more in the delivery, than the words.:)

I was re-watching Randall and Hopkirk [Deceased].. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_and_Hopkirk_(Deceased) So I wondered, if you could be haunted by the ghost of someone (preferably famous), that only you could see and interact with, who would it be?

Oh mini.. When you get all sciency, I get so hot for you ;)

We debated that very point at length.. Several dozen threads were started on the subject, but I'm not sure that we ever knew for sure.. At least, I never really cared after a while.

Sheesh............ Remind me to never send YOU any poison pen letters................ I find inappropriate use of smileys annoying.:boobies: This one :thefinger in particular. People don't seem to get the fact that it's 'the Finger', not 'two thumbs up'. So :nannerf1: to those who don't use...

Four weddings and a funeral + Terminator = Four Terminators and a funeral Having failed on three previous occasions to **** John Connor, Skynet finally realises that just one terminator is not enough... It decides to send four Terminators back in time, to **** John Connor once and for all and...

Do you like pringles crisps?, if so, what flavour? Personally, I love the 'Texas BBQ Sauce flavour', but just today I tried the 'Zesty Lime N Chilli' which were great. What about the rest of you?

Thank God you didn't just tag 'Discuss' as your first post I do find those 'discuss' types of post, FUCKING ANNOYING! BTW: 'Discuss' :ban::1orglaugh

'You only get an Ooooo with.. er... my bollocks'

Scottish Police ***** has 'Jedi' officers.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm The ***** is with them.. until retirement age. ***** tries to make getaway on steamroller. http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/041509_Man_Gets_DWI_on_Steamroller He would have got...

Return of the Jedi + Carry on follow that Camel = Carry on follow that Jedi The carry on team bring their own style of laughs to the Empire.. Farmboy, Luke Queerwalker (Charles Hawtrey), passes the necessary anal medical examinations and finally becomes a Jedi. After battling against the...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywu1DeqXTg4 F.A.F. :1orglaugh

Your partial to nuts? :dunno:

Where do Pirates do their shopping..? Arrrrrgos :*****:

Am I the only one who thinks that the Nagasaki/Hiroshima bombs are still affecting those people? :D

Penis parade.. Honestly, those girl scouts will do anything to get noticed.

It's not what you think... They are actually admiring the neat ************ work..

Beercide? :dunno:

Not to mention the two brain cells...

More of the car photoshoot... http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/Shelby-and-Danica-Patrick-a-perfect-combination-20090408

Ghandi + Fight Club + Dr Strangelove or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb. = Dr. Strangelove or, How I learned to stop worrying about Fight Club and love Ghandi a U.S. major finds himself on the verge of insanity after forgetting to set his recorder to tape 'Fight Club'. He is...

Well, I've heard that Vista is a dog's-dinner.. So, will they be feeding the puppy with unused Vista install discs?... either way the outlook doesn't look good.

Thank God blueballs is here to keep us on track.. :helpme:

There's a nasty-looking crack in that window..

...Breaking News... Britain short of clowns.. (yes, you did read that right) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7921346.stm But surely parliament is full of them.. all professional :yahoo: Hospital removes hand gel.. because people are getting ***** on it! (Oh... and dying as well)...

I'm getting turned on... :helpme:

Ah... So, the movie's Ok, it's just Vin Diesel thats the problem.. :helpme:

If whiskers were 72'000km wide, that is.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7921279.stm roll on 2012...

Only once a day... but for 23 hours (well, I do have to ***** sometime)

Drinketh thy **** and get thine coat... Thou hast pulled. :angels:

The Italian Job + Naked *** = The Naked Italian Job A gang of kinky criminals decide to rob the local pizzeria, whilst nude. Much hilarity, as they make off with the days takings of £89.45, before crashing their pizza van over the edge of a not particularly high kerb. Die Hard + Men in Black...

do her.. do her.. pass..

The guy is ready to erect something.. can you guess what it is, boys and girls?..

Yes, it's a creepy xmas card.. but that couple have no friends to send it to.

It's a Lard thang... :lovecoupl

There is a cartoon version of Watchmen (multi-part) that I've heard about.. Has anyone seen it?, any good ? As far as the movie version goes.. as long as I feel that I have been entertained for a couple of hours, I'll be happy. I think peoples expectations are sometimes just too high and...

I used to work with a guy, who thought that during 10cc's - 'I'm not in love' (approx 2m.20s)he could hear a female voice quietly saying 'Big rise in crime... big rise in crime.. big rise in crime' What she was actually saying was 'Be quiet.. big boys don't cry.. big boys don't cry.. big boys...

The Chronicles of Riddick. I think this film gets a lot of unfair criticism. To me it's (mostly) original and the Riddick character is a very interesting one. I hope there are more 'Riddick' movies to come, I know that Vin Diesel would like to do at least two more.

Jesusbusters!

Simple idea... Take two movie titles (or more if you wish) and create a new and bizarre sounding movie. Include a brief description of what your 'mashed-up movie' is all about. eg Close encounters of the third kind + Mary Poppins = Close encounters of the Mary Poppins kind A smalltown...

How would you know if it's dead?.. Check for Coldness? Rigor Mortis? Lack of movement? In that case, I've ****** many, many rocks in my life..

I'll only answer, if you can prove she's a member of the board...

Okay.. I think I get the point here. You have seen those mesh curtains that you put up at your kitchen door?.. The idea is that they keep flies out of your kitchen. VOILA... same principle! No flies on that girl. :nono:

Desperate guy + 'Favours' = Higher grade you can do the math..

Iran angered over... Life, the universe and everything. :dunno:

Sheryl Crow... in a bikini... on stage... in a bikini... handcuffed... in a bikini.. http://thetruthenlightensme.blogspot.com/2006/10/sheryl-crows-got-legs.html

fiddlesticks

yeah, I said hello to my mates... they ignored me, as usual..

I'd pay attention if it we're an actual Tiger.. 'RUN MONTY, RUN... IT'S GOT A TASTE FOR MEAT, NOW!'

Har-de-Har, Har :dunno: