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I prefer to fap to spengbab skurrponce.

Fellas, please.

I saw a video where a guy pulled a complete, intact Stegasaurus skeleton out of his ass.

So that other Hawaiian dude admits to.the hoax? So why did Manti lie about meeting her and having her visit him in Hawaii? Are people really still embarrassed about online relationships? That's a shame.

Detroit wins the cup, both conferences and every award.

Nice bed sheet shirt.

HHes not lying. It is 15 inches flaccid. He sent a picture to me and it smiled at me.

[Slobbering Alex Jones voice]It's my right to have fists, hands and feet. Like hell you'll take that away from me. [/slobbering Alex Jones voice]

He confused the NBA's Sacramento Kings moving to Seattle.

Those videos are edited. Foreplay helps me for some reason. If I get head before sex I'll last way longer for some reason. And on top of that, you won't have to last as long because she (hopefully) already got off or at least got close. if you returned the favour. Pace yourself. Use...

Then she should stop. She's a rocket, but I can't stand watching her videos. It's a shame. And I **** the haircut that everybody seems to be rocking lately. She's gorgeous though.

No, but I'm often in humans. Your *** and *** included.

I think it's called 'The Inhuman'.

Nothing funny about ******** and driving.

Have you ever wondered why the Pakistani people last so long in bed? It's no secret, my friend. Eat spicy food 10-12 hours before you have sex and you'll be killin it all night long, like Lionel Ritchie.

A linebacker from the Arizona Cardinals also claims to have met this Lennay girl. It keeps getting weirder. Te'o and his parents are both claiming to have met this imaginary girl. Either they are both in on it, or the hoax went as far as to introduce a real person to Te'o who looked exactly...

Yeah Yeah Yeahs and MGMT should have new stuff this year. Arcade Fire too. I don't know release dates though. Hopefully before the summer. The Suburbs was siiiiic.

Includes songs like Dancing In My Dick, Fields of Dick, Do They Know It's My Dick?, Baker Dick, and (my favourite) Orinoco Dick. http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/

What is it about smoking that people enjoy? Especially after an orgasm? "Wow, babe! That was some great sex." "OMG, yes it was." "It was so good, that I'm now going to poison myself." "That sounds great. Light me one up too!"

Don't feed the trolls! But start a thread about the troll and the people that troll him!

Travis Zajac signs an 8 year/$46 million contract. Why have a lockout again?

Chip Kelly to Philadelphia.

Funny section, brah!! I've often wondered how I would react in these candid pranks that people do. I feel like I'm cynical enough to the point if anything like this happened to me, I would automatically assume it was staged. It would probably startle me seeing it in the corner of my eye though...

Thanks for waking me up.

I browse with my right, conduct an orchestra with my left and blow myself. At the same time.

Julie Cash. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

This is fantastic.

I know Bodie54 is quite knowledgeable on the gai prons.

Tell me who that is. Now.

I like how the drivers side looks like a cockpit while the passenger side is a lot more basic. Sic car. I'll probably own one.

Striptease is an arthouse classic.

Which movies allow it? Not that I want to fa...watch.

Not to mention John Foxs bitch ass play calling. Denver ball. 3rd and 7. Baltimore has no time outs. If Denver converts this 1st down, game over. So instead of giving it to Peyton, little Hillman runs for a yard. After Baltimore ties it. Denver has 30 seconds and two time outs to get into...

I'm for whatever makes a girl feel good about herself.

He's starting to trash other people for no reason. See the 'movies you want to watch many times' thread to see what I mean.

Wooooooooow. What a game. Seattle scared the **** out of me,as a 9ers fan. 9ers should handle ATL.. Go Houston!

Respect! I've always loved Lego.

My gf stole my ***. :(

I feel like she would glow in the dark.

I'd knock her out.

Wasn't there a case at a hotel that some rich racist ****** wouldn't let the black steward or whatever help them and the hotel obliged? I think I read it on here.

He didn't win yet.

I hope brod...***** himself in 2013.

Why is anybody other than Cobb returning punts in the first place?

Guy roots against his own team to try and one up people on a forum. Super cool guy!

Unbelievable. Well looks like its a Harbowl after all. Hopefully.

Peyton, Peyton, Peyton. smh.

Is this Denver secondary serious? And Fox wouldn't let Peyton throw on 3 and 7 to end the game? Then he doesn't go for it with 30 seconds left.and two timeouts? I hope Baltimore wins. Fox is a bitch.