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Get it out of your head that you're going to hurt yourself shaving your balls. You're not going slice your sack open with a razor blade ok. The worst that will happen is that you'll knick yourself, no big deal it's not the worst pain in the world. Shave your balls while in the shower because the...

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Casey Anthony?:hit:

The real question is who's going to play her in the Casey Anthony movie? My top two choices are Megan Fox and Kristen Stewart

Fucking chicks. Did anyone one of you get emotional when you learned of the verdict? It's just a trial, lighten the fuck up.:dunno:

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Have you ever plagiarized?

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I have first dibs http://www.wdbo.com/gallery/news/local/casey-anthony-party-photos/gCry/#206600

The jury got it right.

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I smoke Cubans. Don't ask where I get them.

Take that back! Joey Chestnut is an American hero:clap:

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Seriously? Country western Hip Hop wuWKTJE30Go&feature=player_embedded#at=163

People who criticize sports they've never played and most likely can't even play

My hand. But I'm seriously considering buying a fleshlight now that they made a Lisa Ann fleshlight

No no no. A grapefruit is a much better option. Simply cut a hole into a grapefruit and insert into the microwave for one minute. Take it out of the microwave and enjoy.:facepalm:

Don't worry about VV, he's not with us anymore.

Re: Duvy Sabella Monize

I just hack into peoples computers and steal the username and password to the sites they subscribe to:uohs:

I like women with long, dark hair. Think Kim Kardashian or Francia Raisa

How the hell did Carlos Quentin get chosen over Konerko. For Konerko is just a matter of position, it's awful tough when you play in the same league as Adrian Gonzalez and Miguel Cabrera. Sox fans will get him in with the Final Vote. Vote for Paulie...

This is my kind of girl http://frathousesports.com/wp-content/uploads/Kayla-Bala-Florida-Soccer.jpg

That percentage is misunderstood. That does not mean such households end up paying no taxes whatsoever. For instance, those in that group still pay other taxes such as state and local income taxes, as well as property and sales taxes. And the group doesn't necessarily get off scot-free when it...

Obama isn't at all far left. We thought he was far left but as it turned out he isnt. The left made Obama out to be more of a progressive than he really was and they are complaining that he isn't progressive enough.

To be left alone

Jump!

Re: Happy 4th of July... When's the 4th of July?

This has been happening alot lately here in Chicago. What makes it unusual is that it's occurring in high foot traffic, tourist areas of the city like the downtown area which usually is a really safe part of town.

I told my friend that his parents were dead

The only reason why I know him is because he's on Red Eye

The lengths to which Republicans are going, including opposing their own proposals and hurting the U.S. economy, just to undermine President Obama is unbelievable. For example I'll start with PAY-GO. Four GOP senators supported legislation to bring back PAY-GO, but once Obama agreed to endorse...

Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under You guys wipe?:uohs:

Let me explain unemployment benefits to you. The goal of the unemployment insurance program is to provide people with about half of their normal wage. They aren't lucrative by any means. It just simply isn't adequate enough for someone to live on. Indeed this is the point, if you give the...

There has been a massive redistribution of wealth in this country. It's gone from the middle class to the super wealthy.

I'm seriously considering buying one:facepalm:

I live in Illinois, what are you talking about?:facepalm:

A snitch is just a source. If it was on ESPN it would say a " source within the Heat organization" etc. Same **** just in plain English.

Which is better in your opinion? Which do you have?

Miami Heat to trade Bosh http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/49483/mto_world_exclusive_miami_heat_rumored_to_be_trading_chris_bosh_details.html

Watching Red Eye were you?:thumbsup:

I almost had a heart ****** when I read this since I'm a Bulls fan. You SOB!:mad:

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! I thought this was for real. Fuuuuuuuuuck!:mad: Good one though, you got me big time

Sex, ***** and rock & roll

It's too early in the election to have a frontrunner.

Damn I want to go to the strip club now:boobies:

My gf. Fucking women!