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9/10 beautiful girls

Just ate rice crispies for breakfast

Hooters shirt & a pair of shorts

WOW! Now that's random! :1orglaugh

Should tell your friend to take his cat on "The next big ****** star". :yesyes:

Some pretty women in the picture, but still wouldn't chose one of them...

That's cute!

My cats just get in my face when they want attention. Then they start bitching at me when they don't get the attention that they want. They're brats. lol

I voted for Not! Looking at her makes my back hurt, and makes me want to ****.

Neither...

boxers & a tank top

Rice crispies

Qui-Gon Jinn

Thanks? For what? Oooh, Mr. Clint Eastwood! Great actor & director.

Enough with Jennifer Lopez

My boobs. Nothin special

1. Something you'd overhear at a funeral. - I guess that means his wife is free to start dating again. 2. A song that reminds you of your youth. - C is for Cookie 3. Something you use to keep awake. -A hot seat 4. Your "go to" person in an emergency. - Bozo the Clown 5. Someplace where you'd...

Nip/Tuck or CSI: Las Vegas What would you want as your last meal before you die?

Kinky

Re: What you watching right now! The computer screen, and listening to Deal Or No Deal that's on the tv in the other room

Anytime you fill out an application for something credit-wise it takes your score down a few points. You should only do credit apps when absolutely necessary, and only every 6 -12 months. A couple a year won't hurt you as much as a couple in 6 months time will.

Considering the candidate that I wanted dropped out, none of the above. But since we have to have one of the above, Obama I guess. :throwup:

Should have her use the vibrator on you while you're inside her. Put the vibrator at the base of your shaft by your balls while being inside her. Great feeling for both parties. :yesyes:

I read about this. Cheesy, yet something I would probably watch. Jenna Jameson still looks anorexic though, and she looks hotter as a redhead. But since this looks so corny I'll probably wind up watching this when it comes on satellite. Definitely not something I would pay for. lol

Like, just lazy. :)

She's figuring out how he is able to be ****** but still pumping. In other words, she's going to figure out how he made it and make something she can replace him with. :1orglaugh

Thanks. Cute. Thanks Fresno. :)

I'm female...bitchy as they come. :)

Maybe it was plastic...? :dunno:

That's what you'd call a Handyman's special. Or a Home Depot reject.

My phone just rang and it was my ex gf while I'm on the phone with the girl I'm hoping to hook up with...awkward!

I need to make more money

I am getting a 15 minute break

Re: Fat Carmella Bing You will? Are you asking if you can ask, or are you questioning your desire to ask? :1orglaugh

I agree...That's fun

Very very nice.

So did the table press charges? Or did the lawn chair feel left out and go to the cops? Title: Can't have a picnic without a little wood.

You're in the wrong neighborhood. :1orglaugh She does have a nice rack. :yesyes: No nudes leaves a lot to the imagination...;)

A) because I don't want something that smells fishy from both ends. Plus if she annoys you enough, you can always throw her back.

I think I'm officially awake

9/10 Hot

you guys are brats. :)

Mine aren't porn stars... Mariska Hargitay & Pauley Perrette YUM!

Stephen King's Pet Semetary (again)

I don't whack off, but I can get myself off. lol 9 1/2 weeks Wild Orchid

Yay!

Joanne's a little hottie I'm average. You have a nice rack!

leaving so soon?

6/10 weird angle...