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I want to add Dasha on that list. Shes a hot squirter! :drool1:

Looks like I have to look up to you, then. Hehehe

1,67 meters

That explanes alot.

Well, I dont dare to ask why you wouldnt fit in. But is a monstercock a possibility?

Lol! Thats a fact, Jack! Its a natural law; the nicer car a male got, the smaller penis he got. And the nicer car a lady got, the more successful she is (i think).

With norwegian taxes and road, a Koenigsegg CCX (and surtently a McLaren F1) is like shooting small birds with a canon. And it is a "penisforlenger" as we call it; The car compensates for your penis sice. But I dont care too much about that.

Ok, before saying WHAT I want to see, I wanna see WHO I want in it: Devon Lee, Puma Swede, Phoenix Marie, Julia Ann and Ana Nova. All five in one lesbian orgy. Id like to see strapons, dildos, a sybian and DPs. Hey, Ana Nova is the queen of DP, aint she? And Id like to see alot of sucking and...

Yeah, it IS a legend. If thats a fact, I could say Koeningsegg is a good thing Swedes have given us. :D

Favorite female superhero: Wonder woman (played by Chica's place) and Supergirl Favorite villan: I think it must be Jenna Jameson in Zombie Strippers and Zenia Onatop (as sierra said) I have the feeling i have forgotten some damn hot villans...

Naaaah, I still prefer McLaren F1. But ok, if you like it, its a plus! Oh! and you gave us a ******* site!

Wow! You guys got great taste! And I had compleatly forgotten The Car! How could I?

Doh! You DO like Gone in 60 seconds, dont you? And you ARE from the land of Absolute *****, Volvo and Puma Swede, aint you? Ofcourse you deserve a compliment once in awhile. But that wont stop me from teasing the swedes. (unless Puma is threatening me with her whip) :D

Well, you deserves some compliments right from a norwegian heart from time to time. :)

Hey, Leggy. Nice new profile. It look... Swedish! And by the way; you have a good taste in car-related films :)

I bet you have seen at least one of these kinds of films; films that have cars as an important part of the plot. You have Convoy, Gone in 60 seconds, Vanishing point, Smokey and the bandit and so on. So, the question is; what are your favorite car-related film? And I bet someone will mention a...

*eating a carrot* Whats up, doc?

I dont know any Finnish pornstars, but if Puma Swede is a part of that sandwich, I would do anything that didnt hurt me! (And that is a naugthy compliment to Puma)

NEWSFLASH! Mona Grudt is on norwegian TV today - more goddamned beautyful than before. Th program host showed her his nipple.

he like to fill his mouth with boobies after eating all the cookies

Amy Reid Brandy Taylor Carmella Bing Jenna Jameson (But I LOVE her in Zombie strippers) Sara Jay No offence to the stars, but some of them look like the hot sisters to some persons i know that I dont like. Its a turn off for me.

How do you trick a pornstar to send you an autograph?

he got an obsession with Kira Eggers.

DAMN! THAT I wanna do before I turn 30!

Anita Queen Mili Jay (even the same year) Anita Pearl Shayla LaVeaux Deena Daniels Crissy Michaels Antonella Del Lago Karen Hafter Candace Kita Somaya Reece Chyna (she made homemade porn movies at least twice) Carol Fonda Sahara Sands Sheila Rossi And other famous ladies: Ann Van Elsen...

I am sorry to say you are too late for this years Valentines day, VV.

The best way forward is stright ahead. Reverse aint forwards, you know. And If this was a bad answare, then ask in another way. :D Send Ragnarok to the terrorists instead!

Bustybbwlover aint an asshole. Do you agree with me on that? :D

He ****** L3ggys relative at Ragnarok! I dont take kindly to that!

You may find many women that is easy to get to bed in Norway to. Dont you find such ladies in every country? You! Yes! You ARE funny! It spice up this thread. ... nor my first language... Thor (the god with the hammer. He makes thunder and lightning) or Frøya (the goddess of beauty). I...

Norway is a real place - even in your fractured mind! Huh? Are there more sexy swedes than Puma Swede? Oh, and godesses helps more than vegetable goodness. Ok. Its a fail? Maybe you have chatted with L3ggy too much? :dunno: Yeah, in stupidity! :elaugh:

If you have a place to grow them; yes. But its *******,

Chica Chrissy Moran (yea, I know she is an ex-pornstar) Danni Ashe Devon Lee Phoenix Marie Play with Alisa Puma Swede

Yes - just as long as you dont start to shake something else... Well, Im blond and I already act like Johnny Knoxville, so Im off to a good start according to your theory. I speak for both L3ggy and me now; we make somethink out of our individual lifes by being on Freeones.

Lol! Deal, L3ggy!

is a nice swede, and I love him as a buddy!

Well, since she is a goddess and I think she is allowed to make fun of me. Now I have made so much fun out of swedes, so I think its paybacktime.

I want to, but then she will tease me for being Norwegian. And why would a smart swede like Puma marry a silly norwegian like me? Nope, but it is a nice COUNTRY! if you want to see a norwegian city, i will think Stavanger and Bergen might fasinate you. :D

I have woundered this for a couple of years, and I hope that OCSMs, mods and other lovely members could help me with this; What definds if you are a pornstar (Vicky Vette, Puma Swede, Devon lee and so on) from an amateur ********* (like Chica and Naugthy Julie)?

Im listening to Puma Swedes orgasms...

A '98 VW Golf (or Fox), stationwagen: Ages An asian car; about 10 secons

Re: Who made you cum today? Puma Swede

is doing his best being swedish

Yes. And im ashamed of that Not before the swede spoke. Exept if it was a ********* like Puma Swede. And now it is official; I have a crush on Puma Swede!

The taxes and the goverment. I will **** the taxes and replace the goverment with people from the FreeOnes Board. You, VV, could be the new goverments guarddog... or the president of the alcohole department... Oh, I forgot Absolute *****: only liquer in medicine bottles...

Thats because you ARE special, VV!;)

Impressive. Chica gives me the same reaction.

Oh, yeah. Then Norway would be a larger country! That sounds like Drammen, a city in Norway: Norways largest crossroad!

is already crazy

I have to say Sweden, Sweden got Puma Swede (still), Volvo and L3ggy. And ofcourse, Sweden got a longer border to Norway. I think that if I mention Puma Swede once more, I might have a crush on her...