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Straight through the heart

Tap that ass and have a great time...together :D

Well...we know it works now.

Think there will be a sex tape? If I was prince William, I totally would make one

Dude I was just talking to Alexis' Amores sidekick about Fanta. She's never tried it.

***** mint tea... or licorice tea

Anyone seen a girl with this tattoo?

screw me i win

I like that

You can bet your britches she could

Imagine it...in their vagina. It's kind of like, "Hey you might want to get that out of there..." *Takes picture*

Ok WHO IS PAYING FOR THIS SCENE?! This isn't even sexy...

I totally went to this in Sacramento one year.

http://www.denimdayinla.org/ Speak out against wife beating tweekers. I mean speak out against **** and battery.

Who here is single? Me

I would rather work for the State Department than the TSA. Because whoever took my passport needs their ass beat.

Lol, nobody even helps the dude. Fuck...I hope that never happens to me.

Yeah, kinda reminded me of a loogie.

Yeah I would love to work for the TSA. Someone stole my passport awhile back and I want to catch the piece of trash.

Hey guys...I **** A BRICK! XD

I went to Turkey once, I couldn't access porn ANYWHERE!

Donkey Punchers **** me off

We should totally hook up. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-WTbGupxbk Hey, I think it's funny.

Your Sasha Grey icons fool me almost every time.

Sprinkled on your scrotum before a hot day make it smell mighty fresh. Just sayin'

baking soda is awesome.

Just So You Know "Not just good, but good for you Mounting evidence suggests sex helps keep us healthy" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5263250/ns/health-sexual_health/

What kind of toothpaste do you like? I like the Crest Vanilla Mint

How the hell does that bloke make money to feed his fat ass?! It looks like he ate his clothes, I tell you what!

Makes me want to sublease a room in Isla Vista for a month...

Let me just start off with... fhqwhgads

Hey...are we talking about my junk?

Who said I was joking? That was totally mine

It never looks as cool with a tripod

*crunching cereal* Did you do her yet? You're dying by the day...

Should a dude pay for his girlfriends birth control?

So what is the best place to find girls to film porn? & The best way to convince them to do it?

this is one of my favorite threads

I don't get it.

Oh yeah, that is what I was asking. Have you ever taken two at once? Because I am totally into it.

The only reason I have not made porn is because I can never find anyone to hold a camera.

Oh no problem guy, great to have you!

I'd hit it

What would you rather use? A double sided dildo or a vibrating strap on?

What is YOUR opinion on this?

http://www.globalissues.org/article/74/the-arms-trade-is-big-business I guess I meant to say, we are the no. 1 exporter of weapons.

:D Hi Ashley

I like Cindy Hope

Three words, Take her shopping.