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I usually stay in hostels myself and get smashed with strangers.

I go to nude beaches to avoid lines. Once while I was naked some clothed lad asked me where to get ***** while his clothed group of friends watched. I said "I dunno," with my wang hanging out.

Let's say you are invited to a potluck at the last minute. What would you take?

D-Rock gives awful stock advice.

Oh no that is me in Japan.

I played soccer today and I scored a goal.

Lol did you ever see that Aqua Teen Hunger ***** episode where Carl and Shake get a mail order bride. Hilarious!

American Music Awards

Nope, but I think I am going to get me one of those.

Just don't forget where you buried them!

I don't see a problem if he didn't already pay her.

I have heard good things about RopeX. I personally ***** a pint of cool licorice tea and keep hydrated.

Marina Baker - - - Updated - - - Marina Baker

Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!

:bunnycake:

Yeah she is pretty much going to ditch you.

"Busty Bosum" -played by Emma Watson

I practiced my ***** throwing on the beach on base.

Balls lifts his ****, " may we all keep all our fingers and toes and stay pretty."

Lol, the real lesbians think it's not real lesbian sex on screen. The author of that article is clueless.

OMFG I want to reenact this and make some shorts, this is hilarious. Personally I cleaned litter off the beach while I worked in my tan. I am an asshole about beach litter.

If you do what I tell you click ok when it asks about selective startup

Go to start then run. Type in "msconfig" Go to where it says services and boot. Browse through those menus and uncheck the wierd looking programs. Try that. -USMC Cyber Operator

Re: pussy eating I could lick the fuzz off a pussy right now. I like to use the "unicorn," method were I blow air thorough my wet loose lips causing vibrations on her clitoris while sticking my nose in her vagina. I also like the "clitoris suck and twirl," technique which is self explanatory.

Fact: It is common practice for women to bare their breasts on Memorial Day weekend. So ladies please...release your bosoms. This is also the place to post other stuff about Memorial Day.

What is his *** going to think when there is semen all up on his caboose?

Ahh Mr. Orange Cat good to see you back you crazy S.O.B.!

I love treasure

Sometimes it says on the box

Challenge accepted!

Is it possible get an erection while standing on your head?

I do! I have been all over the place. I have even found one accidentally in the middle of nowhere when I was a wildland firefighter.

Get Getac or Toughbook! If you are nerdy like me they have lots of cool features.

Aaliyah is right, a lot of the cam girls come from CZ. The wierd thing is when I actually went to Prague to find these cam girls, the country blocked the camsite and I came back empty handed. It may be a hoax.

I have always wanted to do participate. I thought it would be cool to race from Jacksonville, FL to Santa Monica, CA. Sadly I am not insanely wealthy.

A school superintendent once told me, "after awhile people won't care anymore."

I would do one

Most of the 18 year olds won't do it on film with anyone younger than them.

My car just got towed and impounded from in front of my **** place and I am stuck overseas. FML

Oh robot overlords I deliver a message to you from the time of Mr. Stephen Colbert... "The next statement is true. The previous statement is false." From "I am America and so can you!"

How many posts deep are we?

We are brainstorming I start a new meme - - - Updated - - - We are brainstorming to start a new meme

Somebody call the wah-mbulance, this guy is soft as hospital cotton

I went to Jessica Sweet 's house once when she was barely starting out.

Ooh iRobot! Yeah I feel you on the AMD topic. I nearly bought them a month ago as well. Oh well I think they have lots of growth potential. A few months ago I bought FSLR at $29.00 a share right when I heard they landed the contract to build a new solar plant and now they are in the $50 range.

http://m.seekingalpha.com/article/1429801 AMD just got a deal to put their chips into the new XBoxes, the shares cost like $4.17 right now.

Double Virus!

What do I gotta do for a Free Ones shirt?

I just read the news. Did anyone invest in Tesla Motors?

Ever ***** coffee at a bar? When I was bored and broke I would play dice for coffee at the bar down the street.