Search results

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

About 15 years ago I briefly worke at a nuke plant on the coast.

Brokeback

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck? Life is the longest god damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer? People who get up to the cashier at fast food restraunts then stare at the menu. "OH! I'm sorry! Did I just accidentally kick...

However the matron prefers, much to Feelie's dismay, to have the nurses pull out his scrotum hair with extraction forceps. I thought I saw a twinkle in her eye when she caught me stopping to admire the soft curve of her well defined figure.

queasy

Very good.

Should be ****** for fucking up his parent's New Year's Eve in 69.

Dark

People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my watch is, dickpants...where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is????

Re: *********** you fancy but think you shouldn't Kirstie Alley http://www.freeones.com/html/k_links/Kirstie_Alley/ She got kinda big but I liked her when I was like 16 and so I'd still go for it.

jod0565's girlfriend brought over her girlfriend and they greedily devoured large quatities of my thick hot man custard. Time slowed down, as it does in such situations.

Site tried to ****** my computer. Watch out.

Wants to use his stabby thing on people.

Taylor Wane a whole bunch of times Veronica Black or Le Anna Scott

should be ****** because a knight isn't just an occupation it is a way of life, it is who you are.

I know. I don't check out this section but every couple of weeks or so. I am always amazed to see this thread somewhere near the top. For the record...not.

underdog

The Total list "wave", "hello", "greetings", "hi", "wotcha", "howdy", "jump", "leap", "hop", "skip", "bounce", "totter", "heels", "run", "heels", "dolly", "panic", "flee", "tickle", "excite", "play", "fiddle", "laugh", "giggle", "chuckle", "happy", "laughter", "smile", "cry", "sob", "upset"...

Should be ****** for playing with Barbie

yeah still funny

Should be ****** for having nearly 2000 posts in about than 4 months

Dr. Death Blow Job or Tit Fuck

*** is so fat she has smaller fat woman orbiting around her.

Hey juballs send me some cigars. I've only had a cuban once a friend of mine brought over the border from Canada. It was incredibley smooth.

So far all I can find is a first name of Jena

Amusing for a minute or two http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15281

Shameless last try. Nobody knows her?

Congrats Icerfanpsu I'll never be as cool as you.

I was wondering if anyone here likes cigars. What kind do you smoke? What do you recommend? I like: Ramon Allones Gigante Punch Double Coronas and Partagas Lusitanias and Montecristo No. 2's

I think they're all washed up

Who is this girl?

yeah fairly standard wedding prank we did it to my ******* too and I think he did it to me.

There is something about this thread I love. It just needs to be revived now and again. I love calling my cock "my junk" now.

bumpaholic

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15264 D.I.X.I.E.: Dreamy Individual Xploring Intense Embraces N.O.R.M.U.S.: Nocturnal One Readily Made for Unrestrained Stimulation

Capital Punishment Hot Body or Beautiful Face

spank the monkey before you go out on your date, later on you'll be more relaxed.

juballs

Prof Voluptuary I will always think of plowing some big ass titties when I think of you. Thanks!

Paris Hilton Sabrina Sabrok or Yoko Matsugane

Someone probably mentioned this idea already but... I belong to this other forum where they have a little indicator light under the avatar. When a forum member is on it is green and red when they are away. I know some members like to talk to eachother. There are other ways to tell if a buddy...

bump

Shaved head Give up all porn for one year or Watch a movie of your girlfriend on Monsters of Cock

Hurry up and snap the god damn picture. Fuck! I can't believe some fat hairy *** of a bitch is gonna get his rocks off looking at me in a fucking laundry basket.

No I wouldn't take the money if I have to harm someone to get it, even if it is those dirty little third worlders. Would you: Spend 3 hours in a giant vat of human excrement.

Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the ******** **** their pants...

Seen her before but can't remeber her name. If you know who it is do you know where I can get more?

I have seen this pic and I'm sure I know who this is but I guess I don't

me too *******