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  1. Mr_Balls

    Stock tips and forecasts

    Wow, February of 2012? That was way smart
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    who is the worst male pornstar of all time

    Aye, that be the landlubber I speak of.
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    Best ***** to seduce the opposite sex...

    What if you watched the bartender pour it?
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    This is pretty cool.

    I always wonder what will happen to Voyager
  5. Mr_Balls

    Stock tips and forecasts

    Who is the name in 3D printing?
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    who is the worst male pornstar of all time

    No not Dwayne Johnson, some other stud. I will let him know. The WORST in porn Kahn Tusion. Super wealthy LA real estate developer gonzo porn producer. I know poor people who would love to throw bricks through his windows. He *********** Hollie Stevens on a shoot until she lost consciousness...
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    Stock tips and forecasts

    I heard MGM is also looking into hosting some poker servers as well.
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    Mandy Flores 1st thread! Let the addiction begin!

    When I took a break from FO for awhile this thread had like 300 posts...
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    FreeOnes Clothing?

    Go to the embroiderers they make patches. I gotta get an FO t-shirt soon
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    Best ***** to seduce the opposite sex...

    I like dirty martinis
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    I can only get off by masturbating with a pillow or my mattress

    I once got told to fuck a doughnut...
  12. Mr_Balls

    Stock tips and forecasts

    I think Blue Earth might have a chance, they have a good name and recently picked up a contract.
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    Best ***** to seduce the opposite sex...

    You are in a bar and you see someone you want to seduce, what should you buy them? ...or what gets you in the mood?
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    Girls tell it like it is on PENIS SIZE...

    WHOA! Gimme some of THAT'
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    Study" Women find men more attractive when holding a guitar.

    This post makes me want to burn my old science fair projects.
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    Girls tell it like it is on PENIS SIZE...

    It isn't the same, the tea is where it is at.
  17. Mr_Balls

    Girls tell it like it is on PENIS SIZE...

    DOOO it squally!
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    Girls tell it like it is on PENIS SIZE...

    Try ******** licorice root tea. It will make your dick bigger...not MILES bigger, but you will notice it.
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    Fruit

    It is official I am teaching my future pornstar wife how to operate the juice maker.
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    Import food

    I enjoy fresh food myself, I prefer it. However South Korea has some of the best snack cakes in the world, sometimes I have flashbacks about them. I may order some.
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    What is the fascination with 18 year old females?

    When they are 18 you still have a chance to tap it before the rest of the crowd. I like the freshness of an 18 year old (less wierd jealousy issues) But I do love girls in their mid twenties, they are easier to relate to.
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    Fruit

    BANANAS! Augh!
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    Happy anniversary of my not-death

    Phhhht! It was a gang war over a woman. Kind of like Helen of Troy...it was about two years ago. I have no idea what I was thinking :smh
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    Stock tips and forecasts

    Fuck it, lets get some money.
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    Happy anniversary of my not-death

    Oooh me! I WILL BUY YOU ****! Let's see I nearly died once, got jumped by a group of people and beat down in the street until the cops showed up.
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    Fruit

    Star fruit, I love that stuff! Figs too, anyone here have a fig tree? You can't keep figs off a tree for too long or they will go bad. Fresh figs are sooo good.
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    What did you do this weekend?

    How much did that Brazilian run you? WOOOO!
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    Kidney Stones are a fucking bitch!!!

    Have you tried the watermelon remedy to dissolve your kidney stones? Either that or you can go to the doctor and have them smash the stones using sound waves.
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    Fruit

    Who here likes fruit? What kind is the best?
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    Would a good looking woman fuck a regular guy for a lot of money?

    If you really want to ***** with her, offer to pay her rent for a month.
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    Life Size cut out of a crush?

    I will just try to make my own. It will feature to model spread eagle, or in the naked "butterfly" yoga pose. :bunnycake:
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    Hustler April 2013

    Yeah I know, she's hot right?
  33. Mr_Balls

    Hustler April 2013

    I'll put a good word in for you Squallumz
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    Hustler April 2013

    Exactly it is cheap, and a huge international hub as well since I like to travel. Cheaper than California, even though I love California. Speaking of California, I buried some treasure in her wilderness and in the chest is a photo Sasha Grey sent me in the mail. When I dig it up, if it is still...
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    Hustler April 2013

    I think they apologized, either way it is no vacation here. I am just going to keep my head low and save my salary and move to Vegas when my contract is up in 2015.
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    Hustler April 2013

    It is tough man. The strip clubs even closed down after we got put on restriction. Many women here will only lay with a local.
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    Hustler April 2013

    I did it once with a Japanese girl here. She didn't give me her number and left before I woke up. It is tough since the **** last November. We have been under huge restrictions. I can't go off base by myself, go to bars, I can't stay off base after midnight. It is very...not like America. It...
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    Hustler April 2013

    Just got April's Hustler delivered to me overseas. We need to make the following women OCSMs Alaina Fox, Alexis Adams, Jade Couture, Kennedy Nash, & Mia Lina
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    Would a good looking woman fuck a regular guy for a lot of money?

    Would someone do me for $300 bucks?
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    Hottest Black Chick!!!

    Jada Fire
  41. Mr_Balls

    What did you do this weekend?

    Friday- drank until I fell down some stairs and threw up Saturday- ate some buffalo wings Sunday- ate milk and cookies and rubbed one out. Arrested Development is a good show
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    500 MB of Data

    Maybe zee station is making ze porn sounds? No? (In bad French accent)
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    What did you do this weekend?

    Well???
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    500 MB of Data

    Find out the bitrate (Kbps) the station streams and multiply it accordingly 1 Mb is 1,000 Kb roughly.
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    ****, Peanuts, and *******

    I'd ***** it, I love trying new things. I would buy one for an OCSM as well.
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    Vivid

    Cue spy thriller soundtrack
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    Freeones turns me on

    You are totally turning on Freeones
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