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Re: Happy Birthday Vicky Vette happy birthday, Vicky

Rep. Weiner at Halloween?

that is from the first Star Wars movie. That is Obi-Wan

maybe it is from a fluffy lobster bib

Wasn't it Caesar who said, "I came, she *****, we reshot."?

only once

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cheap ass HMO

I am guessing he is Pro-Choice. Looks like Miracle Whip instead of mayo on that

After another driver leaves after her "Pussy for Pizza" offer, Shirley is beginning to think the guys are using her

reminds me of the Howie Mandel line (and I am sure goes farther back) "You know what I like in my women? My dick."

Place your bets! Place your bets! We will reveal which chromosome is missing at the top of the hour. Currently, Vegas posts #19 as the 3:1 favorite.

Coney Island special?Very representative

hey man, you know what sound a car makes? heh heh heh 'shroom, 'shroom

I am aware of the other threads, this has turned into my personal request for a little Ketty love

WCORWE? World of Coming-Out-of-Retirement Wrestlers Entertainment Why does this smell like a Vince McMahon-inspired cash grab? PPV for this battle. It will be hip. I mean, the first to break both the other guy's hip sockets wins. Best 2 out of 3.

1feller 4:69 - learn to fucking spell or suffer the wrath of an angry grammarian

I will start moveawaywhilethekidsareatschool.com

only in America

That rack, as with those ears, is probably artificially enhanced

the nearby lake has been sharply saltier this spring

her ****** probably would have blamed the lifeguards

Swing low, sweet carrier cumming forth to blow my load

you make a business suit look so damn good

welcome aboard

Why couldn't she have been cast as Ally McBeel? I would have watched it

add a dollop of Crisco and you have yourself a Saturday night

Re: Kim Kardashian Pumping Gas! she has more junk in the trunk than RuPaul

"OK men, here's the deal. Due to budget cuts, we only have enough weapons for 2/3 of you. the rest of you will play the vital roles of decoys and shields."

aaawwwww, made me smile, LoL

where all the men are pigs?

Sha-Moooooooooo

Can't wait for Game 2. I have togo to a high school graduation, but a bar I used to work at is a 9-iron away. Expect the Bs to challenge Luongo more, but Van played good defense. This will go at least 6

welcome back

cooked up enchilladas and Kraft Velvetta shells for me and my **** tonight.

Bruins played well, but they have to stay out of the box. Loved seeing two Canucks sizing up Chara, for at least the second time in the period. Burrows and Bergeron should get 2 each. My pick to click is Marchand of the Bruins. Horton is second pick

No worries, Van. is good. I like how fast and well they play. I wouldn't put money on this series for anything. Heart is with Boston, but if I were to bet, I would lean toward Van

glad you are back, missed your wit (and other natural attributes)

Ketty, this is my 9,000th post. Please, give me a sign you know I exist. :nanner:

he should go back to his previous job:mayor

yeah, you gotta be careful lifting skirts and inserting in that neighborhood

quick, Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!

but I am not even looking for droids!

don't forget the 200 pages of ads

nothing reminds me more of Jesus rising from the dead than that picture

Woody Allen lives

Amazon love

and yet, he hasn't returned one pay check

Re: Who the?! ****'s grandfather?