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Chiefs will win, Tebow will still be loved, and the Raiders will win the AFC West

What will really **** off some people is our universe is merely a collection of atoms inside a ball with which a little girl in a sandbox is playing

Petra, without hesitation. I would wear her like a feedbag

Perfect summation of 2011

Merry Christmas

Shocker

Send the native fishermen the jocks of the losing team in the Super Bowl. The fishermen can protect their balls while fishing

Good for Gabe.

Well done, fellers.

I always liked "Norwegian Wood" (let the jokes begin)

Re: Who made you cum today? Veronica Avluv

Really wanted to go with VH, but voted Metallica.

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Stepford ****, 2011-style

The berries could stain the sweater. Valid suggestion.

I bet she takes it up the soot chute

Re: Pornstars who look like *********** Paris Hilton and Roxanna Milan

Merry Christmas to you Brandi. Hope 12 is your best yet.

Troy and Riker finally tied the knot? But the *** was Data's?

O Cum, All Ye Faithful (someone had to type it)

It's like "Pretty Woman" meets "Flashdance"

By "Indian," do you mean the Asian country or what has now been coined as "Native American"?

The Atlanta Falcons cheerleader calendar did not sell well this year

Who wrote the proposed NDAA? Who sponsored it? Or did it just magically appear on the docket?

It said I was...hang on, gotta scroll back up, I forgot. It said I was lazy and something about porridge.

just another flavor of the month to keep the teenage girls spending money...Beiber, Twilight,

Rebecca Ramos, who was a Centerfold

Who is benefitting from the Department of Homeland Security? Guaranteed, there were lots of high-dollar contracts rolled out in many a no-bid situations. the rich get richer, the poor suffer more indignity. sad part is, many people believe the propaganda that it is in their best interest.

I think Roosevelt Tweeted about the ****** on the morning of the 7th, but there was a malfunction with some foreign-made transistor. He didn't realize it wasn't sent until too late.

special cream applications?

While I would like to object to the claim objects have ghosts. My sole's soul urges me to post this. I refused to use a Polish polish and the shoe fell apart.

he should start with the judge in charge of the Enron case. That whole situation reeked of corruption. Hope he and his "dead" neighbor are loving life in South America.

not sure if she fits the category, but Vanessa Cooper is amazing

With that logic, unless you are a religious leader by trade, you shouldn't be preaching morality. And, as you are not a politician, you opinion on politics is null and void as well.

As a single ****** of two ****, it would be stupid of me to risk doing it. As a single ****** of two ****, I have wanted to many times.

So, in a forum where any jackoff can voice his opinion, you slam him for voicing his opinion?

Always a drop of sunshine in a sea of dreary dismalness. Thanks, BB. Happy holidays.

Oh FreeOnes....the trouble you cause. Thank you

She has that layered build, much like a quality Christmas tree

Christmas with Kathy Bates?

Nicole Briscoe

Let's see Tebow do that to win a game...(oh c'mon, the world revolves around Tebow now, and you know it)

it is always comes back to sex here. Pay a compliment, kiss the ass, lick the taint and next thing you know you have a mouthful of Barney's friend "Clitosaurus"

I voted for Alabama due to some recent legislation it ****** in regards to ******* immigrants. No matter how big of a piece of **** you are, as long as you are white, you are o'tay!

You are right, she needs some wood. Mine.

loved the time on Bill Maher's show when he flipped off the audience and told them to basically "fuck off."

Holly

Somehow, I am sure, this is Obama's fault.

As I plunge my cock into her, I want her to moan, "This just in..."

Computer geeks are into LOTR? Interesting.