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It's tough watching Real do well with two former Spurs while Spurs have trouble scoring in a women's prison with cartons of smokes under one arm and a fistful of pardons.

Petra, not sure what is going on, but there are a lot of positive comments in this thread. Hope it lasts.

YOu nailed three of the four. I am sure you would have traded the one miss for the other three. I was surprised to see Barca stumble out.

Can you draw Homer Simpson's face on your nether regions so your vagina is his mouth? There are examples on the internet.

Not a big fan of either. Glad UConn won and that Calipari talked about how his freshman were nervous before the game. The "veteran" team won. The "One and Done" or "Succeed and Procede" program did not.

Not a good day in the entertainment world. Legend Mickey Rooney and funny man John Pinette both ****** away.

Which team, Kentucky or UConn, is the team of destiny? Both have had great runs to get here. A #7 vs. a #8 for the title. And to think no one won the billion.

Is that a subliminal way of saying "fuck the police"?

The SEChas dominated football for about a decade and is about to put its stamp on hoops once again. Not an SEC fan, but it is tough to argue with success.

If you watch the video of Rooney's dive late versus Bayern, you see the whip effect he generated from his head to his toes was so enthusiastic one of his toes actually became dislocated. Dedicated man, that Rooney. He will miss the match this weekend and possibly miss the return @ Bayern.

Cheers

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OK, Jagger, you got a good win tonight. You will have to postpone the cranial-concrete connection.

If you make out your will while on the ledge, remember who got in line first to see your splatter, I mean, to ask about your welfare.

On this site, I am never sure how to interpret "he was fed sausage."

Yeah, I don't want to hear about Robben when Rooney pulls an act like that. Can't wait to see what bullshit Rooney pulls to be a disappointment at the World Cup. Such a douche.

Fellani is such a joke of a player. No idea why Man U signed him and why anyone thinks he belongs on a field with such world-class players.

Is Jagger still on the ledge?

A little help please

*** was sick today, so at 1pm, I flipped on the TV and watched baseball for about 6 hours. Love it. Thank god, baseball is back. Something to distract the talking heads on ESPN from pondering and speculating about possible fifth round draft picks in the up-coming NFL Draft.

Going Saturday, the day after it comes out in US. Got a feeling this is more 21st century, with political overtones. Can't wait.

Sherm beat me to it. Because I’m happy Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof What the fuck does a room without a roof feel like? Stupid lyrics for a stupid people.

Scientists say that the bigger something is the more it attracts. But, it has been proven to be false. If you go to a night club, the 750 lb woman with more rolls than Pillsbury is not going to be attracting more than the 130 lb woman. Just sayin'

This doesn't help either

^^^Now that's funny, right there.

Ketty, this is my 11,000 post on this forum. You got my milestone 8,000th, 9,000th, 10,000th and now 11,000th posts. And not one word from you. I am beginning to believe you don't care. Or that you don't even know I exist. Alas, my desire for you has not waned. I promise to give you...

The East playoffs are going to be a slugfest. Maybe even as much as the West will be. There may be a couple series in the first round that only go 4 or 5, but most will likely go at least 6.

There are so many factors in play here that it will take years of court battles to work it out. the best thing is there is action. the worst thing is that it will takes years to work out and the players initiating the process will probably never benefit from their work.

April 16th is when you have to start worrying. It was one game. Miller may have the flu or spent the night with a fantastic skate-chaser. Oh, who am I kidding? The way LA is playing right now the Kings may as well start practicing their poses next to the table with the Conference...

imdb dot com has a pretty good episode breakdown

I was playing the American Neanderthal. I saw a Leafs logo and wanted to hit. If I have to read, then try to understand what I read, I will have missed my opportunity.

You broke up in October, but you are still planning to marry her. And she plans to add more notches to her headboard? But you are not to give up on her? Wow. This will not be used as evidence for the evolution of man.

No worries on not knowing Elway or Busey. What you are doing here is awesome. Thanks.

no complaints here.

Delish

Down here in SW FL this time of year there are a lot of snowbirds from Canada. Yesterday, I saw a car in front of me with Ontario plates with a Leafs logo on the plate. As we sat at the light, I did picture pulling along side and running the car into the curb (the boards). But, alas, I...

I was going to ask for your impression of John Elway, but I see you already did it. Signed, a Raiders fan

Imagine if he was trying to do that. How many tries would it take?

Is the baby already *********** from a previous elbow to the head...classic. Thanks dirk

Donnie Baseball and Adrian Gonzalez will get through to him. I hated the Red Sox trading Gonzalez, but I understood it. Puig may not speak much English, but I bet he understands what "Sit down" means.

Woooo hoooo, there is bitching in the announcement there will be a contest. Fuck that waiting for the contest to bitch. If this is like the warm-up laps before they drop the green flag, this year should be one giant bitch fest.

Went to the Red Sox - Rays game yesterday. Sox put out a line-up that could start on Opening Day. Rays had maybe four regulars in the lineup. Of course, the Rays pitchers had a no-no into the 7th. Sox pitching must have been getting paid by the pitch cuz they went three balls on everyone...

Other than the Yankees and Giants, the NY teams seem hellbent on being fodder for tabloids more than championship contenders.

Plunkett was considered a bust because he played for the very shitty Patriots. They had John Hannah and that was about it. Plunkett's knees were destroyed. With the Raiders, Plunkett was Dan Pastrorini's back-up until Dan got hurt. I never did understand the Raiders trading Stabler for...

I am still not convinced the last Steelers' TD was legit and why was there no flag thrown for the receiver taking off his helmet in the end zone? Give Warner those 15 yards and the end may be different. But, once the Steelers reach the SB, refs usually to have black and yellow stripes...

For the record, I think Peyton is over-rated. He's good, hell, he may be great, but if I am starting a team, I don't want him, never did. Plunkett was the QB of a very good team, and was the Raiders were the first wild Card team to win a SB when they destroyed the Eagles. His other win was...

Not sure if you will be as confident now the RVP is out a month

Best Mature (over 35)

Don't want to be part of a some fan club gang bang.

I didn't bother to watch yesterday. even though it looks like they played with pride, they were down too far. Spurs have a great way of playing their best when the odds are insurmountable. They will always be a Europa League team.