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Yeah, that's pretty stupid. Turned into a goat? Seriously? It would have been a lot easier to escape as a bird or something.

Well, Germany bans just about everything related to Nazism in a truly marvelous act of overcompensation. Perhaps it's time to let go of the pointless guilt over something that the vast majority of Germany's population has nothing to do with and simply accept that it happened.

I suppose it goes without saying; take pictures.

I'll have to read Mein Kampf one of these days. I've heard it is a rather poorly written rant for the most part.

What else is it? 39 is in many cases just about exactly the middle of life.

It's a gateway crime.

You're either performing a rather good satire, or this is just sad.

No **** reference? I'm almost disappointed.

Why not? Let's say three perfectly sane adults decide that they are in love with each other and want to spend their life together. Why shouldn't they be allowed to marry? It makes them happy, it doesn't hurt you, so why do you feel the need to push your own moral values on others when it neither...

Really? It makes me think of shrimps.

God said so. Oh wait, no he didn't. And you said good reason.

Apparently someone promised him that if one pointless law was changed, another pointless law wouldn't be.

Ah, now I understand. Well, I suppose I have to agree. Acknowledging those pesky peasants as humans was a slippery slope as well, and look where that got us. If I **** one for standing in my shadow, they would lock me up! The indignity! God damn liberals.

Let them. What do I care? Call it a civil union or whatever if the fundamentalist whine. As long as everyone involved is okay with it, everyone that isn't involved whether they are okay with it or not can get bent.

The short answer; I haven't tried. I decided at quite an early age that I wouldn't have sex just for the sake of having sex, meaning I'd wait until I was in a meaningful relationship. I'm still working on that one. It's not really for any particular reason. I'm not sure if I'll stick to that if...

No. I don't believe in dragons, unicorns (except the invisible pink one) or ethical politicians either. People claim to have seen all kinds of things throughout history, but lacking solid proof or a convincing personal experience, I'm not going to waste my time on it.

I thought sex was the human version of that for use on men.

Or very, very, very right. Though personally, I'm of course inclined to believe nothing happened whatsoever.

Perhaps you should specify age instead, as in porn, girls upwards 25 can be classified as teens, and women above the ripe age of 25 can be classified as mature.

Loosely translated from memory: "Let he who fights monsters beware lest he himself becomes a *******, for when you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you." - Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil (I'm quite sure) I find it is very easy applied, yet often disregarded warning...

Yeah, I guess they might have. It's a bitch, doing calculations with Roman numerals.

Well, mistakes do happen. It's easy to miss the date printed on the report. Or the fact that it's written on sheepskin in ancient Latin. How could they have known?

Stick figure ***** porn. Thank you, that's just lovely.

Or he realized just how silly the entire concept of this thread is.

Indeed. When CIA saw this intel, they obviously came to the same conclusion.

A donkey, actually. Jamaican, to be specific. Truth be told, I'm not entirely sure it's a female donkey, but hey, I'm cool with that too.

If it was a guaranteed solo accident, I'd say let natural selection take care of it. Unfortunately, there are sometimes other people involved as well.

Okay, it's an outdoors shot with plenty of sunlight. There's this dirt road, sort of unused with grass growing in the middle, you know, between the "tire tracks". Beyond the road, there's a small grassy hill with long grass and a few bushes. Further in the background, there's a few trees. Okay...

I completely agree. It certainly is 100% awesomely stupid as fuck.

This exact second: Sirenia - An Elixir for Existence - The Fall Within.

Well, at least it wasn't the feline again. Only a dozen or two vehicles, sports teams and pop-culture references to go...

Since we've already have 3 references to the feline interpretation so far, I'll have a go at the serious explanation: A MILF is any attractive, older woman. ******** are not necessarily required. A Cougar is an older woman that actively seeks and engages in sexual relations with younger men (and...

Why are people so obsessed with "getting Bin Laden" (not directed towards anyone in particular)? It won't stop attacks, it won't give any worthwhile intel. He's a figurehead, making him a martyr will do nothing. Terrorism does not operate as a structured hierarchical organization, so taking down...

The news were ripe with terrorist attacks prior to the wars? The whole argument that the wars have stopped terrorist attacks reminds me of the rock that keeps the tigers away (I'm selling one, by the way. PM me your bid). Besides, if they want to cause dissent, damage the economy and ****...

86. A surprisingly large percentage of the population suffers from coprolalia (often mistaken for Tourette's Syndrome).

Where are these people coming from? Did someone lift a particularly large rock recently?

I think everyone has more important things to do than bicker about where someone was born. I draw the line at being born off-world, but I think I could be willing to accept pretty much any sentient being as long as it is capable of running a nation.

In the immortal words of Mr. Jeff Albertson; the restraining order says no no, but her eyes say yes yes.

Given some of the stuff I've read, she doesn't exactly seem like the shy type. If it makes you feel any better, I promise I won't stalk her.

I don't really respect them, no. Like most people in the world, they haven't really done anything to earn my respect. I've got no particular problem with their career choice though. They can do whatever they want as long as I don't have to be involved.

You'd think that having sex in front of a camera would be a bigger ********* of privacy than someone saying he saw her once without even mentioning which country it happened in (well, until you did, that is). Shows what I know, I guess.

You know, even if Obama is not eligible, I don't care. It's, how shall I put this... a fucking stupid law anyway.

Not really, but I am mildly amused that you seem to think that you did. "This country", by the way, is not "the US" to most of the world, or this website. Oh well, carry on. I got to tell you though, the white supremacist with a cause thing has been done. Perhaps you'd like to try something...

Well, trying to find a sin in the bible is just slightly more difficult than finding a grain of sand in a sandbox.

And in other news; water is wet.

It worked for Bernie...

Yeah, the US would have been a lot better without all those pesky immigrants. Oh wait... Yes, it's a word. It's probably the wrong word, but it's a word. Of all the reasons I've heard for why Obama should not be president, this one is probably the dumbest. Even plain old racism holds more...

Bordering on uncomfortably patriotic here (I'm not a fan of embedding patriotic/religious messages in narrative, by the way), but my point is that yes, he embodies that ideal. He's the representation of that which people should strive to be. That's the problem. He essentially managed to reach an...

But he shouldn't be able to stick to those ideals. They are impossibly Utopian and shouldn't survive first contact with reality. But even in his perfection there can be no flaw. He does stick to them and actually gets away with it, and the reason is not because he is an exceptional person, but...

Not to rain on the parade or anything, but didn't we already have this topic? At least, I remember reading about it somewhere, probably over a year ago.