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What ... no goat!

Done it! [IMG]

Well he asked nicely :blowjob:

Are you sure about that :dunno:

Splash of milk and two sugars .... or are you sweet enough ;)

No they are the keys to my special box :eek:

You could be in luck, filming tomorrow so I'll have to get my crayons out :thumbsup:

Can we have another question - I've only just noticed this thread :surprise: plus has anyone seen my Sunbeam Alpine's ignition keys, I put them somewhere safe last autumn now I can't find the dam things, we could always hot wire it if not :shock:

Re: MILFs / Mature Women Are you after a cuppa as well? I'll get the kettle on ...... ;)

Just a quick thanks for the vote .... look I've even got the T shirt :hugkiss:

Re: MILFs / Mature Women Tea ******** MILF!

Sorry, I hadn't actually read the two original links :facepalm: does look rather spurious. Fossils aren't really my favourite things, spent 3 years of my life studying micro fossils :*****: give me a nice big igneous intrusion and I'm a happy MILF!

Mwah, keep voting .... or I'll start a ****** 'Vote for me thread' :surprise:

Why, do you fancy a cuppa? I'll get a brew on ;)

Is that Lemmys Ipod?

Over here it's our politcians that like to "gerrymander" among other things!

Fingers crossed ;)

Behave yourself :boobies:

I believe his butler was having a day off ;)

We do seem to fall out with people over tea!

As a break from the excitement that is Miss FreeOnes I have a new word! 'Bugaboos'

Talking of pains in the arse, years and years ago I saw The Cure at a warm up gig for the Wish Tour at the Town and Country Club in Kentish Town. A tiny little place with sticky floors. It was packed and as I couldn't see I ended up sitting on Simon Gallup's speaker stack. Their manager said I...

Life can be a bitch sometimes!

Yes FreeOnes needs 313 'vote for me' threads :thumbsup:

So it was you this morning :nannerf1: and you've voted as well :thumbsup:

I try to help up and cumming girls as best I can ... but I don't think Samantha really needs much help!

Re: What can be done to ensure that participants in MissFreeOnes competition is activ Come on ... chin-up :surprise:

Not that smart, I can understand geology but not the Miss FreeOnes voting system :facepalm: and welcome to the mad house that is FreeOnes!

Thanks for the rep ;) I have a weakness for men wearing lipstick :lips:

I'll suck them gently until they melt in my mouth ... nom, nom

I think I'm ready ... I've even voted :thumbsup:

Hope you've all had a good Easter .... I've still got some eggs to eat ... nom, nom

Hi, everyone - well its started MissFreeOnes 2012 if you fancy giving a quick one, just click my sig ..... Love and Kisses Red XXX

Has it started? Roald and Petra always do these things when I'm ****** :wiggle:

Re: What can be done to ensure that participants in MissFreeOnes competition is activ Who you :blowjob:

It's nearly as complicated as the chemical composition of Diamonds, ask Petra she's the one in charge ;)

All of them, you have 10 votes a day - I think .......

I'll give you the short answer as the long answer will be a book and a half! A diamond is a diamond and a sapphire is a sapphire - they are two completely different minerals with two completely different chemical compositions. Their hardnesses are different, their crystal structures and habitats...

Okey dokey ..... vote for me in Miss FreeOnes and if I win, I'll be the first Miss FreeOnes with a BSc Hons degree in Geology, so I can answer all your Earth Sciences questions for you :why:

Westons cider and Easter Eggs!

Look if you carry on like this there will be only one thing I can do ;)

Yes, they are called 'birds' ;)

I think this says it all 'Heavens just got a whole lot louder' :angels:

If you say so ..... love .......

'I'm sure the Yankee doodle danglies will have a great time' :boobies:

This .... FRJeN6laaLI :jump:

Take my advice - you are in exactly the right place FreeOnes is really one big nudist club :shy:

Yes .... sorry .....:facepalm:

Have you tried posting pictures of yourself naked?

Watson-Watt what?