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This is the part that absolutely ***** me... http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/05/florida.*****.thrown/index.html No, you know what's a "dirty game", you piece of ****? Getting fucked in your dry, unlubed asshole by a man who thinks you're a pretty piece of fresh meat, while 3 of his fellow...

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/spellbound_apprentice_casts_of.php Just watch it. A) It's funny B) You will feel sooooo much better about the size of your penis

My *** had a follow up appointment for his kidney stones at the hospital this morning, so I drove him there. After his appointment was done, I dropped him off at work. This was about an hour and a half ago and, while I was in the Federal Building here in Cleveland, a lot of the agents were...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/04/25/nkorea.reprocessing/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

I don't want to ruin it, so just watch. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/04/22/dnt.wa.teacher.bag.****.cnn

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/04/21/pentagon.hacked/index.html This is really good news on so many levels. :rolleyes:

Senob just informed me of this news story, so I thought I'd share... http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/us_world/Shoot-This-***-Challenges-****-to-********-Contest.html

Are there any plans on making a FreeTWOS anywhere in the future?

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1889754_1889752,00.html?cnn=yes Dude, #6 should be #1, HAHAHAHAHA!!!

What's more annoying? WHEN SOMEONE LEAVES THEIR CAPS LOCK ON AND TYPES WITH NOTHING BUT ALL CAPS? Or... when someone types a big paragraph and refuses to hit the shift key or use any sort of punctuation to let you know that their sentence is finished personally i find it really hard to read...

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/warp_whistle_mario_in_the_real.php It's not hilarious, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Normally, I would be siding with the police officer, but, in this case, they were already in the hospital parking lot, so it's pretty obvious that they're not making up some story about their ****** (in-law) dying. The officer should've let them go and ticketed them later. But, the thing about...

http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment/20090326/People.Shawn.Johnson/ I don't care if people want to "not care" about this, but that's some scary **** right there.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Financial-experts-say-apf-14734171.html Why should we listen to the experts' predictions of when the recession will end when these same exact experts couldn't predict that it would even be happening to begin with? :rolleyes: Eh, anyway, let's hope they're...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090324/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hero_parrot Congratulations police officers, firemen and military personnel...you're just as heroic as parrots!!!

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/032309dnmetradiocodes.3d76b7a.html?nTar=OPUR I thought police departments used "code" to avoid any confusion from mumbled words, misinterpretations, etc. That's why police officers don't say letters when they read license plate...

http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=927371 What a SHITTY way to lose a game, but they did break the rules. It's nobody's fault but their own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47EUaIFrdQ&feature=related I'm sorry, but after I saw this on TV, I just wanted spread the complete opposite of joy by showing everyone how ridiculously annoying this is.

HA HA!!! You're a neeeeerd. (Nelson Muntz) No, but here... The Period Table Of Final Fantasy Characters Why did I post this in the Funny Pictures section? There's nothing funny about this. It's just...nerdy.

Aretha Franklin: Respect (The True, Ironic Story) Aretha Franklin, a legendary music artist, is best known for her smash hit "Respect". The song was recorded in 1967 by Aretha Franklin in a New York studio, backed vocally by her two sisters, Carolyn and Erma. The song was released in April of...

...NOT!!! http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3980182

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61985920 I don't like Radiohead, but I'm glad that somebody finally said it. Now-a-days, **** grow up thinking that they are automatically entitled to everything, especially when they are ***********. Just because you are on TV and make a ton of money, it...

This is serious business. Discuss...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090310/pl_nm/us_obama_education I'm not sure if I agree with paying teachers based on their performance; well, technically their students' performances. Some subjects are harder to learn than others (for the most part), so teachers who specialize in those subjects...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgvsQ6oNZyo It's not what you expect, but it's really interesting.

Do you believe that psychologists, therapists, psychiatrists (etc) actually do anything to help people, or is it (ironically) all in people's heads? Personally, I think that it's all glorified common sense and I don't think that psychologists (etc) actually do anything beneficial, other than...

Teen commits suicide after "sexting" spread her naked picture around. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/03/09/pn.sexting.suicide.cnn (video clip of news story) This is going to make me sound like a huuuuuge asshole, but SHE is the one who took the picture of herself and SHE is...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3965039 The funniest thing about this whole story is how the guy spelled retarded wrong... HAHAHAHAHA!!! But, all hilarious mistakes aside, he shouldn't have been fired for that. What a shitty reason to take someone's job from them. Should he...

http://www.comcast.net/sports/russakoffrules/25756/runningwithscissors/ Umm, WHAT? I wonder what he did to get his girlfriend to want to stab him with scissors and a *****...

...then why is it that when you ask someone how many people they've had sex with, their response is usually "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS"...??? I mean, it's "just sex", so what's the big deal? If you honestly believe that it's "just sex" and that people shouldn't be judged or treated...

Does kissing make sense? Honestly, does it? I mean, sure...it feels pretty cool and it's fun to do, but why is kissing something that tells somebody else that you are attracted to them? Dogs sniff butts. People touch lips. It's weird, you know? I mean, we frequently touch other body parts...

These are just some funny/weird pictures that have been found on Google Street View. http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/eye_candy_the_best_of_google_s.php

(Video Clip) http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2009/02/02/beating.victime.ignored.wjla This is exactly why I **** people and find 99% of them to be completely untrustworthy and unreliable. Everybody who just walked by this man without checking on him should be beaten within an inch of...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/29/faked.death.arrest/index.html I don't know what pisses me off more about this... The fact that this asshole managed to fake his death for 20 years, completely fooling the United States and all of it's levels of government OR the fact that this asshole faked...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/29/illinois.governor/index.html We all knew it was coming, but now it's official.

I searched, but nothing came up. Has anyone ever done this? I'm thinking about going through an internal cleansing program, but I wanted to see if anyone had ever done it before so I could get some honest advice and input. Looking at different websites, all you see is fake "customer remarks"...

...of laughter, when I told him a joke the other day. HAHAHAHAHAHA, this thread sucks so bad. But, let's use it to discuss how much we miss him and his penis. For those who thought that he was actually dead and started to feel sad... HA HA!!! You have a heart. (Nelson Muntz)

Use this thread to vent about your regrets, guilts and things you feel bad for doing. I had a mouse in my apartment not too long ago. It took me a while, but I eventually caught it. So, I was hoping that was going to be the end of my problem. Well, I was wrong. Today, I saw a tiny little...

Facebook ****** people from posting pictures of breastfeeding on their website. Some ******* are trying to fight back. (Video Clip) http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/01/25/finnstrom.breastfeeding.cnn Here is my question to those women... Most of them use the argument that it's...

I just saw a commercial that was promoting the DVD release of a movie called Space Buddies. When I saw what the movie was, I started laughing so hard that my butthole started ******. Seriously, it's fucking ridiculous and you have to see it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_byn6y38SQ "Fo...

My internet provider is Comcast Cable. I have what's called "The Comcast Triple Play" bundle, which is cable TV, digital phone and high-speed internet, packaged all into one deal. I pay $100/month for my service, plus a few extra dollars for an extra cable box, fees, etc. All in all, I...

The concept is very simple; find a post with today's date, only from a different year, and re-post it here. For example, today is January 20, 2009. So, I will find a post from January 20 (only from a different year) and re-post it here. Be sure to include the name of the thread it was taken...

http://www.wpxi.com/news/18490019/detail.html I don't understand how the boys involved with this are being charged with anything. The *** of one of the boys makes a really good point when she says... And...

I'm bored today, so I've been bouncing around from website to website, looking for something that I would find entertaining. A lot of the websites that I've been to have a lot of ********* pictures; all sorts of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Megan Fox, etc. Well, as I kept seeing all of these...

http://www.cnbc.com/id/28693606 50% stupid, 50% awesome as fuck. You have to see it to believe it.

Eww, you would? Sick fucks.

Does anybody have a Playstation emulator? :dunno: My question is very simple... In order to play Playstation ROMS, do I have to burn them to a CD first or can I run them straight from my hard drive?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/15/new.york.plane.crash/index.html I'm watching this on TV right now and the word is that everybody got off of the plane safely.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6602870 I can't believe the people who hit this ***. After they hit this *** on his bike, the only reason they stopped was to remove the bike from underneath the car and then they drove away. SCUM!!! On a side note, in all reality...

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/turn_your_speakers_down_stupid.php This is why I want a ********. FYI - What you are about to hear is the exact sound that somebody would make if a school bully shoved a frozen pineapple inside of their unexpecting colon.