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  1. Facial_King

    Talk About an Inappropriate Application of Technology !!

    Am I the only one thinking that this sort of technology should really be used for something OTHER than a TV remote control??? (I would hope that here at FreeOnes, I'm not! ;) ): http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/weird_gel_remote_is_limp_when.php Constructed of a soft, flesh-like gel, the...
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    English-Only Advocates Whine and Moan Under Misspelled Banner

    This is pretty hilarious. A few points: 1. If you're going to pay for a professionally printed banner, you should spell-check both your input and the finished product (whether you do it yourself or have someone else do it). 2. If you're going to have a conference where attendees are likely...
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    Ryanair Has Bold New Business Plan!

    Blowjobs in Business Class - for REAL!!! http://www.yubby.com/channel/player/2586/43058 :eek::):):nanner:
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    Clever Sunbather

    She found a comfortable way to tan her backside without squashing her precious fun-bags! Yum (scroll down, pics aren't really censored at all): http://fishki.net/commentall.php?id=25609 :glugglug:
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    What Kind of Boobs Does Your Name Translate To??

    Only the Japanese could come up with this, I think. Enter your name in the box and it will "translate" it into a certain type of tits. Fun! http://ohpai.com/ :1orglaugh
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    Nadine WHO??? (Good Lord, she's hot!)

    Beautiful face, smokin' hot bod: http://www.youngmodelz.com/galleries/2009/06/nadine/index.php Anyone know more about her?????? :bowdown:
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    "Bottom shelf, m'am!" - Oldest trick in the book!

    But hey, if it works, it works. http://pornodl.com/s/1245054951703.jpg
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    Yes, I suppose I do have a bit of a reputation...

    Now you know where my (admittedly silly) username cums from! Here's an ex of mine before I gave her the full treatment: http://rcabaicoi.com/a/its-comminnngggg/ I dumped her when she spent my **** money on some "Friends" DVDs! :1orglaugh (No, not really an ex of mine!)
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    Glenn Beck Vs. Reality: At least HE thinks he's winning!

    This guy is awful and pathetic, but sadly (and frustratingly) influential, I'm afraid. If I become an alcoholic, recover and then start spouting barstool idiocy non-stop, can I get my own show on Fox too??? http://crooksandliars.com/node/28972 Excerpt: Glenn Beck wants everyone to rest...
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    Okla. Man Gets 4 Months for ****** 4-Year-Old Girl (!!!!)

    Dang, now I know the right-wingers here on the board are always happy to lob the "soft-on-crime" b.s. my way (you know, cuz I'm not appropriately gung-ho for, say, executing shoplifters and such ;) ), but this is ridiculous. I'm thinking this guy should be removed from society for probably the...
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    "Imprisoned" by an Automatic Hallway Light ??

    I gotta say this sort of thing doesn't do much to warm me up to religion, particularly the zealous, orthodox, or fundamentalist types. Assuming it's true, that is... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1193357/Jewish-couple-sue-neighbours-imprisoning-automatic-hallway-light.html Excerpt...
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    Oklahoma Cop Who Attacked Paramedic Won't Be Charged

    If you don't dig the blogger's take on things, he still has a lot of standard media links (Tulsa newspaper, Associated Press, etc.): http://www.ickypeople.com/2009/06/oklahoma-cop-who-attacked-paramedic.html The vid that shows the cop with both of his hands around the EMT's neck seems pretty...
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    Defense Dept. Sees Protests as Terrorism (!!)

    Correction: "Defense" Dept. Sees Protests as Terrorism http://www.contracostatimes.com/politics/ci_12589887 Excerpt: Antiterrorism training materials used by the Department of Defense teach that public protests should be regarded as "low-level terrorism," according to a letter of complaint...
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    Not Getting Any REAL Sex? Try "Air Sex" !!

    This is nuts: http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/view/15951014/1 :rolleyes:
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    Italy Recalls Radioactive Wood Fuel Pellets

    Ah yes, gotta love that clean, green nuclear energy! "Dammit! These pellets aren't burning so well - maybe if I use this bellows and exert myself so I breathe deeply as they smoulder..." http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/italylithuaniaenergyenvironmentnuclear Short article, here's the whole thing...
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    D'ya like potato salad?

    Nope, not a poll, not a single pic, but a funny VID. I also posted this in the video category, but I don't really know where the best place for it is! Ya GOTTA watch to at least the 1:25 mark... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mVpGmoES3w Some insane stuff here! :eek:
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    D'ya like potato salad???

    These girls wanna sell you some! (The good stuff starts after about 1:17 - NOT PORN, or even softcore, but crazy and funny) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mVpGmoES3w
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    Need help with a coupla hot slabs of meat

    very, very sexist (and wrong), I know (no, really, I know): unknown hot blond - anyone know who she is? http://imagesocket.com/view/12441639845223b4.jpg and this gal, Patricie at ALSScan (any other names or whatever?): http://www.web-live.us/view-356_123.jpg
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    Ass on Glass! (Pics & Vids of Hot Ladies Pressing Ass-flesh On Glass)

    The title says it all - this one is inspired by Motorhed's current "Boobs Pressed on Glass" thread, which is mighty fine. So let's find pics and vids of derrieres up against glass - I think this might be even more flattering than the boobies in many cases. I'll kick it off with this one...
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    Minutemen Group (in Ariz.) Arrested For ********* ******

    Well, to be clear, they only successfully ****** 2 out of 3 of them. :rolleyes: http://trueslant.com/jeffhoard/2009/06/14/minuteman-group-arrested-for-*********-******/ Excerpt: A group of Minutemen took some time off from patriotically patrolling the border to conduct their own **** raid...
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    Flexible Car Wash Babe!

    Anyone know who this is, or where a sample gallery can be found???? Car wash babe - flexible!!! http://ninja-fap.co.cc/?p=474
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    Palin Boasts About and Warns Against Socialism in One Breath

    She's a real trip, I tell you: http://donklephant.com/2009/06/09/palin-still-doesnt-see-how-socialist-alaska-is/ :1orglaugh
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    Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) Tries to Pin Bank Bailouts "Last Fall" on... Obama!

    Pretty shameless. Prime example of the sneaky way these motherf***ers think! Just drop the suggestion and in a year or so that's how the idiot right-wingers will remember it. http://thinkprogress.org/2009/06/07/shelby-obama-socialism/
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    Cheney: Bush "did not want to be the one who pulled the plug" on GM

    ...so they left that (how nice) for Obama: http://www.autoblog.com/2009/06/09/cheney-bush-left-gm-bankruptcy-for-the-next-guy/ :rolleyes:
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    How Close Is the USA to Socialism?

    I'm getting so tired of hearing all the b.s. about America becoming "socialist" under Obama. This chart helps to explain why (I'm tired of it, and why it's b.s.): http://correspondents.theatlantic.com/conor_clarke/2009/06/what_socialism_looks_like.php Don't miss his follow-up post...
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    Should Scott Roeder (the guy who shot Tiller, the abortion doctor) Be Waterboarded ??

    As I said before, his premeditated ****** was an act of terrorism, specifically designed to send a message to other abortion doctors (and his pro-choice supporters generally) that they will meet a similar fate unless they cease and desist in engaging in legally sanctioned activities. So, now...
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    Super-Hot (bit hotter than lava) Brunette - please help with ID!

    Brunette hottie, unknown to me (looks like she could be Jennifer Max's little ******!): http://www.hq69.com/galleries/hot_babe_naked_outside/index.php Gotta love her eyebrows, along with all her other assets!! :bowdown::glugglug::thumbsup:
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    Maya at MC-Nudes

    This gal's quite the looker, and appears to be all-natural. I perused the biggest, most popular "Maya" threads and she didn't seem to be in any of those, so please let me know if she's already got a thread here! http://www.mc-nudes.com/fhg2/fhg.php?f=Maya_w171iD&ccid=1363949&format=opt
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    Sweet blonde gal at FTV with fine ass

    She looks superb in a squatting position and actually fists herself - which caught me by surprise! http://galleries2.ftvcash.com/First-Time-Video/galleries/Babes/9/329/1363965 Anyone know who she is??? :hatsoff:
  30. Facial_King

    Girls' Tongues on Pussy and (Female) Ass (esp. the -hole part!)

    If there's not already a thread on this, I would like us to compile the best examples (pics or vids) of hot women licking pussies and other gals' asses (esp. assholes). I'm thinking direct, dirty contact, not simulating that they're about to do it, but that they actually ARE...
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    List Your Favorite Beautiful Women From the Glamour Gal Sites (Met-Art, Hegre, etc.)

    I've noticed that some of the most stunning babes are found at these sites, sites such as: Errotica Archives Met-Art Hegre PhotoDromm Domai LSG Models MetModels DNA Breathtakers Pier999 Naturally, most of this stuff is usually softcore, solo-girl stuff (:( ), but hey, that's life. Anyway...
  32. Facial_King

    Texan Accused of Cursing About Cat ***** Acquitted (!!)

    That's really gotta be the best headline I've read in at least the last year: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6458448.html Excerpt - note the portion I've highlighted: TEXAS CITY, Texas — A Texas City man accused of using a curse word to describe what cats left behind in his yard...
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    Actual Meat Content in Fast-Food Burgers is 12% (median)

    So says this research article in the Annals (hehe) of Diagnostic Pathology - read it and weep, burger lovers!!! :******: http://www.tissuepathology.typepad.com/files/prayson_anndiagpath_dec2008.pdf Abstract: Americans consume about 5 billion hamburgers a year. It is presumed that most...
  34. Facial_King

    Police Say Marine Recruiter Pimped Girl, 14

    If guilty, this guy's pretty far from being "the few, the proud" - more like creepin' pretty close to the very bottom of humanity's barrel. http://www.military.com/news/article/police-say-recruiter-pimped-girl-14.html?col=1186032310810&ESRC=topstories.RSS Story: Police say Recruiter Pimped...
  35. Facial_King

    "Slapstick" Comedy Defined

    If this isn't slap-stick, I don't know what is... http://sexyfap.com/ouchhhthat-hurt/ :eek: :1orglaugh BTW, if I thought that this actually hurt her in any real way, I wouldn't be posting it. There's even a high probability that it was staged.
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    Deby Carolina - Hot Blond with Gorgeous ASSets!

    I THINK she might be from Argentina, but haven't bothered to look into anything other than her pics and the glorious zones between her legs, ass cheeks, tits, etc. Here are some galleries to get us started! http://galleries.pmates.com/gals/walter_bosque/2009/03/deby_carolina_parasol/index.php...
  37. Facial_King

    Mob Nabs, Beats (to a pulp) Man Sought in **** of Young Girl

    It's good that he was caught, as he was a suspect of sorts (a "person of interest"), but I'm not a fan of the vigilante assault thing. I don't think it's right in any case, but if by some chance it turns out that this guy didn't actually commit the crime, will these people regret their actions...
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    Religious School Grads Likelier to Have Abortions

    Wow - honestly, I wouldn't have necessarily predicted this to be true: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31048153/ Excerpt: The ******* of an abortion provider on Sunday raises again the extreme potential consequences of the nation's schism on this topic. It's a tough issue to reconcile on a...
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    72-year-old grandma tasered during traffic stop

    Sounds like another one I posted before, but this case is new: http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/local/052909_Grandmother_Tasered_at_Traffic_Stop Excerpt: A 72-year-old woman is pulled over for speeding, then tasered and sent to jail. Kathryn Winkfein says she drives to Austin about twice...
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    Coupla sweet babes to ID

    FTV beauty, showing us her exquisite ass: http://apina.biz/16987 Cute-faced, curly-haired brunette with nice boobs - anyone know this movie (although I suspect this GIF is shopped): http://apina.biz/16917
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    Plainclothes Cop is Fatally Shot by OTHER Plainclothes Cop in Harlem, NYC

    Crazy scenario. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/29/nyregion/29cop.html Excerpt: "A New York City police officer who had just gotten off duty was fatally shot late Thursday in East Harlem by a fellow officer who mistook him for an armed criminal, Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly said. The...
  42. Facial_King

    Amputee Gets 2nd Chance to Sue Doctors

    Pretty amazing and scary story! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30999530/ Excerpt: "DAVIE, Fla. - When the sharp pain shooting through Lisa Strong's back got worse, she thought it was another kidney stone and expected the discomfort to pass. This time was different. Through a series of mistakes...
  43. Facial_King

    Abu Ghraib ***** Photos "Show ****" - Maj. Gen. Taguba

    Gotta love The Daily "Torygraph"'s sub-head: "Abu Ghraib ***** photos 'show ****' Photographs of alleged prisoner ***** which Barack Obama is attempting to censor include images of apparent **** and sexual *****, it has emerged." ...should be - "which U.S. President Obama is continuing to hide...
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    State DMVs Say "DON'T Smile For the Birdie - Just Sit There!"

    Four states adopt 'no-smiles' policy for driver's licenses: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-05-25-licenses_N.htm?se=yahoorefer This quote, from the story, cracked me up: "Elaine Mullen of Great Falls, Va., bristled at the policy while renewing her license until she heard the...
  45. Facial_King

    Squeeze in Some Bachelor/ette Party Paintball Before that Shotgun Wedding!!

    I can't say that I'd ever heard of anything like this before... (is it just me or she looks sorta like Envy?? - nice panties!):
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    When You Just Can't Give Your Girl Enough Sausage Gravy...

    (or Gonad Gravy, as I've heard it called), you should give her... An electric gravy pump!! Then she can always start her day right! Pumps it out thick and warm....
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    Behold - Naked Chicks with Chainsaws!!

    The tree went down, my cock went UP:
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    Police Slam Wrongly ID'd Man Into Wall - He's Now In a ****

    Wonder if the guy in a **** was prone to rationalize any and every police action? See it for yourself here: http://www.opposingviews.com/articles/video-innocent-man-in-a-****-after-police-slam-him-into-a-wall
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    5 Alabama Cops Fired For Beating *********** Perp Who'd Been Ejected From His Car

    Ya gotta see the vid to get the sense of what happened: http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/20/alabama.police.beating/index.html?iref=mpstoryview I wonder where the vid had been all this time???? Your thoughts?
  50. Facial_King

    What Is Your General Opinion Of Police (*************** Officers) ??

    Okay, folks, we've had lots of threads where this issue comes up - connected to a particular incident. Let's just talk through this. How would you describe your view/opinion/feelings - in general - towards police (*************** officers generally) ?? Why do you have that opinion? (If you...
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