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A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager. "Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one." Finally, I stepped in...

I can relate to everything mentioned on this site!!!:rofl: http://www.jumbojoke.com/things_mother_taught_me_562.html

the Duke would be rolling in his grave!!....:rofl:

This from a mate in the UK............... Even the British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings, the alert level has just been raised from 'MIFFED' to 'PEEVED'. Soon though, the levels may be raised yet again to 'IRRITATED' or even 'A BIT CROSS'.Londoners have not been a 'A BIT...

A nice little time waster.... :1orglaugh If this perked your interest, read on....:thumbsup: http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

Im not one to turn down a bit of luxurious living, but this is absurd!!! no wonder we pay ridiculous prices at the petrol pump!!!.... http://www.***********.com/get/f.php?f=b876770a52c65c33f4e0e7df

Can anyone point me to a Site that host Powerpoint Presentations??? I have one I want to share with you all!!!:)

In the Beginning was The Plan ........... Then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form and The Plan was without Substance. Darkness was upon the faces of the Airmen. And the Airmen went unto their Sergeants and said: "This is a crock of **** and it stinks." And...

WTF!!!!:1orglaugh

Just stumbled across this Blonde Bombshell!!!....:thumbsup: Enjoy!!!:) http://tetes-a-tetes.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_tetes-a-tetes_archive.html

I need an I.D. on the Redhead wearing the Jeans and lifting her top in the top left hand corner of this Site.... Thanks in advance!!:thumbsup: http://www.pornadept.com/age(18-23).html

Santa worked for the Government???:eek: :rofl:

This is not a bad idea!!!....:1orglaugh

Hangover Ratings 1 star hangover No pain. no real feeling of illness. You ***** in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those ***** and Red Bulls. However, you can...

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Personally I'd use a Fork....:1orglaugh http://1.***************/i/?0873668008811tg.jpg

anyone know who this hottie is??? http://1.***************/i/?092575600blank.mpg-320x240

Because he can!!!!;) :rofl:

A Frog???;)

This is one very Beautiful Woman that needs to more Modelling!!!:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: http://www.kheigl.com/ http://www.imdb.com/Name?Heigl,+Katherine http://www.slutceleb.com/6/katherine_heigl_sexy_tease/katherine_heigl_nude_1.html Please add any links you come across, thanks...

Stella Awards It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella Awards. (Could only happen in the USA) Stellas' are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous...

Subject: I **** my Job When you have an "I **** My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your ******** and go to the thermometer section and purchase a Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw...

This has to be seen to be believed!!!....:eek: http://1.***************/i/?000451300Kayak.mpeg-320x240

Apparently going around NY at the moment. 1st is a girl's apology email for cheating on some bloke. 2nd is his reply which was Bcc'd to his entire address book. :1orglaugh Brad, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let...

Subject: Chinese Restaurant A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady...

disneyland!!!!:1orglaugh

Indian style....

this bloke gets around!!!;)

Anyone know who this is??? http://www.onlythumb.net/god/181005/maxx.html

Anyone have anymore links to this Hottie??? http://bodsforthemods.com/gallery/Big-Tits-Round-Asses-Gianni/index.php

This Dude got it goin on!!! :rofl:

The death of suspected Bali bombmaker Azahari Husin will be a serious blow to regional terrorist network Jemaah Islamiah (JI), the government believes..... http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=71423

Two days ago, 17 ****** Suspects were arrested in raids conducted in two of our Major Cities, Sydney and Melbourne... :thumbsup: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=71379

Bali has been attacked by Terrorist again just 12 days short of the 3 year anniversary of the October 12th attacks. http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=65478 http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16788455-2,00.html

This Idiot buy's a Helicopter and attempts to take it for a flight.... without any Lessons!!! :eek: :1orglaugh http://totallyshocking.com/media/09122005_helicopter_crash.php

This Video is not funny... What is funny is that He got 60 years and rightly so!!! :eek: http://totallyshocking.com/media/09222005_police_assault.php

with his foot!!! yeah, I know.... that sounds strange but watch it and you be the judge!!! :1orglaugh http://1.***************/i/?028114100mybone.wmv-320x240

This is how British Petroleum apologises to its customers in Australia..... ;)

bumper hit.... This is one of those freak things that can happen when people fuck around while travelling in a car.... I could be wrong, but it looks like this clown tried to hit a *** with his door. :eek: serves the fucker right!!! :1orglaugh...

Can anyone give me a Link to a reliable Video hosting site along the lines of Imageshack??? Thanks in advance. :)

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Anyone know who this is??? :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: Thanks in advance. :thumbsup: http://www.amateur-big-boobs.net/gent-online-5s/naturally-busty29.html

A friend of mine who has Tourettes Syndrome sent me this Pic of his new place of Employment.... :eek: :1orglaugh

Once apon a time, a Guy asked a Girl "Will you marry me???".... The girl replied "no!!!". And the Guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played lots of golf, drank heaps of **** and farted whenever he wanted. THE END. :rofl:

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected: * 1 litres of Milk, * a carton of eggs, * a litre of orange juice, * a head of lettuce, * a 500g can of coffee, and * a kilo package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a...

This was probably funny about 6 months ago, but I thought I would share with you anyway. :eek:

for those of you who not aware, An Australian woman, Shepelle Corby was recently sentenced 20 years in Prison for **** smuggling in Bali.... She has just lost her appeal to be released, So a new fragrance has been released onto the market to assist in paying her legal fee's. ;) Opps, sorry...

What are your true leanings in Politics??? http://www.okcupid.com/politics Apparently, Im a Democrat!!! :eek: :rofl:

QANTAS will be in charge though... ;)

What is the difference between Girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, & 68??? At 8- You take her to bed and tell her a story... At 18- You tell her a story and take her to bed... At 28- You dont need to tell her a story to take her to bed... At 38- She tells you a story and takes you to bed...