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I was contemplating over including assari in the poll but these two annoy me more.

gone bad.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/michelle-jenneke-australian-hurdler-dancing-sensation-042218109--oly.html I'm a dirty old man for loving this.:suspicious:

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/13/floyd-mayweather-nevada-judge-denied-house-arrest-jail/ I had little respect for him before this incident. Now I have none. Honestly, if I had read any of the proceedings without a name or gender attached I would have assumed it was fucking goddamned Paris...

Too bad a "Not Guilty" verdict couldn't be handed out automatically even before this goes to a grand jury or before any DA can file. Thank God this happened in Texas, anywhere else and the *** would already be in jail on ****** one...

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/scott-walker-fights-retain-governorship-wisconsin-recall-010044710.html Bwahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha!!! While it wasn't a landslide victory, it was a victory nonetheless and the good people of Wisconsin didn't bow to union coercion. That guy is...

You gotta love Kansas. Between their views on creation, being home to the Westboro Baptist Moonbats and now preemptively cock blocking Sharia Law. By contrast they make the rest of the U.S. seem just a little more sane. Well done, Jayhawks. Then again, if you've pissed off CAIR, you must be...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-to-honor-fallen-soldiers-by-jumping-motorcyc,28285/ It may not be true. But even if it isn't, it is still more interesting than anything else Crazy Uncle Joe has done. Ever.

The author of my favorite nightmare inducing book has ******. RIP. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/09/books/maurice-sendak-childrens-author-dies-at-83.html?_r=1

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2012/04/woman-******-man-by-squeezing-his.html I cringed while reading the headline. I just noticed this happened in Haikou City.

http://www.stayclassy.org/events/11th-annual-national-high-five-day/e9118 I high fived my dog earlier and I'm planning on going down to the Las Vegas Strip and seeing how many strangers I can get to High Five me.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/talks-break-down-with-taliban-after-brit-ambassador-says-their-tea-sucks/ I can't believe I forgot to post something really fucked up for April Fool's Day. Damn, damn, damn.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6749395/biblical-origins-of-modern-easter-traditions I hadn't quite realized how passive/aggressive Haysus was until I read this.

I for one, am totally shocked. I think he's intentionally tanking on his latest films for some sort of write off. Whatever that is. When I think of Happy Gilmore or The Waterboy or some of the other movies from his golden age and then he comes out with stuff ike Little Nicky, Zohan, Chuck and...

I for one hail our new Terminator overlords. http://www.videobash.com/video_show/amazing-device-just-made-wheelchairs-obsolete-for-paraplegics-258651?utm_source=ehowa&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=ehowa_shortvideopages

High five? Yay! High five.

I would chill out like this bro. 9JUYm2fXL2M

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/entire-arena-football-team-cut-during-pregame-meal-190741599.html Wow. That owner sounds like one classy dude. Olive Garden, really? They couldn't get enough tables at Fazzoli's? Those arena football owners sound like a bunch of douche bags...

http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6717658/world-record-paper-airplane-throw I feel a USA blast coming. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/band-of-brothers-veteran-buck-compton-dead-at-90/2012/02/27/gIQAd4xmeR_story.html?wprss=rss_homepage He was later a part of the infamous "Hat Squad" in the LAPD, the inspiration for most of the characters in "L.A. Confidential." One of my friends was...

gOod4PpWavQ#! I guess that's one way to deal with a shitty attempt at espionage.

http://jurassicparksnrec.tumblr.com/ I am partial to the Ron Swanson quotes myself.

Because GSB didn't want to appear unprofessional I am going to kick things off. Who is your favorite missing in action troll? I miss MiltonWaddams and sadly, WTCWTF. Those turds could get my ***** boiling over their willful ignorance.

So I have the worst hangover ever. Those shorts were awesome but I'd rather have seen them crumpled up on the floor of her hotel room. More pictures to follow. The big girls were the All-Black Junior women, by the way.

The real best picture ever, bitches!

http://slacktory.com/2012/01/2-10-would-not-bang-4chan/ I fucking love the comments about Angelina Jolie.

Military Working Dog With Five Tours Over Seas Succumbs To Cancer Airmen of the 92nd Security ****** Squadron at Fairchild Air ***** Base paid their respects Thursday to one of their own. Lucky, a military working dog, survived five tours of duty in Iraq, Afghanistan and Kyrgyzstan. He...

“Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!”

Where'd she get the dog collar, Dirl?

It barges into all your conversations It gives you a stupid nickname when you’ve met only once It wiggles its stamens at you suggestively for no reason It is: The aggressively forward bearded iris

Now that I can create my own custom title I can't quite decide who to infuriate. Your ideas are welcome but I really don't want something that will get me ******...................again.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-9-biggest-bastards-2011/ Surprisingly, Barney Fwank isn't on the list and the author completely left Al Davis out of the "Bastards We Lost" section. And they only mentioned that asshat, Charlie Sheen, in the infographic.

I really enjoy The Big Bang Theory and Jim Parsons is excellent, but I don't think the show would be nearly as good without my favorite Oompa Loompa of science, Howard Wollowitz. After six months at the North Pole Sheldon looks remarkably tidy. Howard takes one for the team to...

Anyone who's been paying attention the last couple days has probably noticed the not-so-accurate Nativity Scenes that I've been sprinkling around the occasional thread. Here are the bulk of my favorites.

http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Kevin_Malone I think he's the most underrated character on the show and I just heard probably the funniest exchange in the history of the show when they were trying to determine how to delay the delivery of Jim and Pam's baby. Erin: Okay number 3. Eat spicy...

I've known about Krampus for quite a while and hadn't really done any kind of a search until I found this postcard. I posted it on facebook and one of my best friends showed his ******** the wiki page delineating the origins of the thing and I'm just kind of wondering what kind of message...

Enjoy.

with a dude.:rofl2: Most of you know when it comes right down to it I will almost always side with *************** in any situation. But this dickwad was intent on taking away *** owner's rights and was a centerpiece of Sarah Brady's campaign for *** control...