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We'll see if you say that after you've licked mine...

Turns out you can't be PMd. For reasons I will not explain I cannot leave her. We've recently had a chit chat and she has improved. But she was extremely busy before she left and these 4 things slipped through the cracks and she got on my arse about them, which led me to vent here because I told...

I never thought I'd say that SF is right, but you're both right. Stuff she would have done before she left if she wasn't so busy. OK. Believe it or not, sending her off to Greece without me is part of the process of sorting her out. Worse than that... Tempting... Is that... Is that a loaf...

I'm leaving the country so I'll be losing my garden :(

Mummy always taught me not to speak with my mouth full...

I've cum on a gal's face the night I met her. I've arsefucked a woman the night I met her.

:yummie: :drool1: I'll work with you, how do you feel about anilingus and reyeye? Why are you so venemous?

You must spread some rep around and ******** arserape a cat in front of a 12 year old girl before you can rep HHJJ again. Also, you're a cunt. :rofl: You mean Al Jizzera, amirite?

I don't understand how he'd benefit from treachery?

Why did you remove the picture of a black woman frmo your OP, boy? Scared? - - - Updated - - - Why did you remove the picture of a black woman frmo your OP, boy? Scared?

Sounds similar to that Italian airliner which "went down" and the filthy lazy hypocritical bastards, sorry, I mean the Italians, were convinced that it was the yanks.

*insert Zdenka joke here* *insert insertion joke here* *open mouth, insert foot* *Insert **** cattle disease disease outbreak here* *insert sexually transmitted disease joke here* *insert sex joke here* *insert Zdenka joke here* Repeat.

A cunt. Assari's discovered how controversial the politics section can be when getting political :popcorn:

OK ok, alright already, I'll pop to the store and get some.

That it wasn't love or lust, just business. That was the impression I had :dunno:

For me it's tied between Sara Jay and Vicky Vette. Sara Jay used to be my all time favourite pr0nstar.

Since this has turned into a bit of an automotive thread, I will mention that my ********* *****, before I learnt about eco-damage, was one of these: So big and heavy. I thought differently then, in terms of raw power. These days I'd take a Lotus. Dunno, I don't normally get wistful for cars...

I refused to click the article, so maybe I got the wrong end of the stick.

I send her off to Greece and she fucking rings me up and bosses me around FROM Greece! I can't fucking win! I can't get a fucking break! :suicide:

Make that up all by yourself?

Except Suleiman. He's ok. Ugly as the Devil's arsecrack, but ok.

...why does my cock have to be so big? Seriously, I get hard and I get lightheaded, I start to have balance issues. 18 inches is too much.

Edit: lets not!

**** (Hobgoblin).

An hour ago I scratched my bollocks and sniffed my fingers. A stray hair stuck under my fingernail went up my nose and made me sneeze. This reminded me of Anders who reminded me of this thread.

Other people when you go through their drawers. And don't lie; I know when women lie - their mouths open and words come out.

Did you enjoy rubbing one out thinking of rumpy pumpy to a pic of my pimply rump? Congrats, you were bi-curious, now you're full on gay! Go join ApolloBalboa.

Indeed, he arranged access to the ultimate weapon; the golden eye.

:facepalm: Just masturbate already.

This forum makes me so happy that I want to **** on my hands and clap.

Sorry, you put it out there, so I had to bring it up. You didn't make the point I expected you to. Why not?

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Fixed :thumbsup:

No. I haven't. All that scratching is making you itch.

Fucking let her enjoy her body and relax already. Would you fuck 10K women if you got the chance? Damn right you would, so don't rail on her for being just like you. Relax, I repped her for you. Cybersex doesn't count. Even for turks. I'd encourage you to remember that in his world (porn)...

Wait, you can go to Canada, but not come see me in Leicester? :******:

That's my card. ... Fo' sho, brotha! I'll take her and give her my cum... /obligatory inuendo. Shut it ya shemale loving humourless German! I'll get my lube. My lube, my first ride btw. Which reminds me, how did you like the cock pics I sent you?

:popcorn:

'spec', yo!

:clap: Braver than every single member of this fucktarded board put together. Me especially.

Do said tickets not then become de facto cash?

Oh ****, I thought we ****** this cunt?

That's 'cuz ur a chick :tongue:

Lurking Dork?

It's a hypothetical. Jebus, ppl rail on me when I'm serious and now when I'm not as well? :sigh:

Re: Middle Finger... I **** this. I'm glad someone can enjoy it.

Why isn't there a link to her babe section on the top of this thread? :confused:

Fuck off?

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