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or we could just use sarcasm code example: Bush is the best president ever!!! see, it's like you don't even see the code, you just think: "hmm, that's sarcasm" :D

omg, why would you want to do that to yourself 0_o

if it wasn't for her already being filthy rich, i'd say she was doing it for the monetary gain. she must really be that dumb.

for some reason i was reminded of the gallery with Kate in a livingroom covered in babyoil...so (besides the aforementioned beach fetish): hot ladies (such as kate) covered in baby oil

Good: an ice cold pepsi on a hot summer day Bad: a severed thumb in your can Ugly: it's diseased Good: pulling phone prank on your wife with the local DJs playing as your boss who just caught you screwing your secretary on your desk Bad: she gets pissed and inadvertantly confesses, on live...

not sure when i stopped, somewhere between 15-18 i guess. don't really know cuz i don't really have much of an obsession with it. ;) "They say that the size of your car is inversely proportional to the size of your penis. ...Me and Jimmy drive miatas."

ok, i'm getting tired of coming back to this thread only to be reminded that my links were deleted for reasons still unknown to myself. so imma post some again except w/o IMG code: Karen: http://64.211.46.141/nm/M/KAREN_MCDOUGAL002.JPG http://www.geocities.com/lapamear/karen/karen20.jpg...

after i saw that movie 40 days and 40 nights i gave the no orgasm thing a try. yeah, obstacle courses are fun :D

i'm sure this is a nightmare to all the peeps on here who have english as a second language :D

The military will fight tooth and nail against a draft. they don't want people in the service that don't want to be there and will do a half ass job over a volunteer who wants to be there and will give his all for the cause and his (or her) career.

I go on vacation almost every summer...except...this...one :( My most common destinations have been Myrtle Beach and Florida. Last year I went to both :D. Key West in Florida. Before that I went on a school trip with my french class to Venice, Florence and Pisa Italy, then up to Monaco, Nice...

i can't vote, there's a gap between 6 and 7 ...but if one must know, then about 6.5

what's that? scan them with norton? :D

if you do use a p2p prog do dl it, be careful; fuckers like to hide viruses in them. so i suggest you scan it as soon as you dl it before you open it and use it.

Clubs

yeah, dreams of epic battles with swords and recuing people from fire breathing dragons and the like are the **** LOL

sex with a chick i had a crush on in high school. although, there was one where i was in an epic battle standing on a huge wall while invaders tried to make their way towards us...that was pretty awesome.

is that not her name on the cover of that magazine at the bottom of the page? Inna Harem? http://www.met-art.info/gal000001/cover/cover.jpg

what's wrong with Milla running down a building?

hahaha, one of the women i work with was reading a book today called Bushisms. it's a book full of funny quotes from Bush that show his intelligence very well.

k@zaa lite doesn't have any advertisements. i'm not sure of the difference between k@zaa gold, plus, and K++ edition, but I have K++ edition.

cuz it's fake. i've seen the before and after pictures and she's one of the few women that look better with implants.

damn, that is extremely hawt. yeah, if she hadn't been in king arthur i would probably have waited for video-don't get me wrong, it was a good movie.

hahaha, that one goes on my list of Ford sayings :D

write the alphabet with your tongue...and if you're gonna use your finger, give a "come hither" motion while doing it.

i remember seeing natlalie portman on letterman, when she came on stage it was like this | | | | | | | Letterman . Portman

that would be your right wing nutjobs *coughrushlimbaughcaugh*. some of those guys that are so far right think that just because the democrats call out bush for his actions that they're "anti-american". where was this claim when everyone was bashing clinton for his BJ in the oval office scandal?

Handful Natural

...i stand corrected.

reminds me of the time i tried to install Slipstream 5000 and/or Hi-Octane on my comp a little while back :D . i'm interested to see the responses for this one.

that kinda looks like eastern europe, they do just about whatever they want there :D

i think she looked better like this

OMG, hung, that link of yours has crazy spyware popups! someone edit the link out fast!!!

use avant or firefox, they have tabbed pages all in one window.

oh, for the love of all things that are holy, put that in alphabetical order...not of breast size.

i said 2 but i would also consider myself only 1 1/2. i've had a total of 4 years of french so technically i'm bilingual but i don't speak it well at all.

i define rice as anything with a coffee can muffler and oversized spoiler on it (even if it's american...or german for that matter). i wouldn't consider an Accord V6 a rice burner.

saw spiderman 2 tonight...by myself cuz i'm that hip. needless to say it was awesome; best movie i've seen all summer.

she's 16. not married :D

i'm not sure which is worse, that or goatse

yeah, anyone who beats a woman like that needs to be ended.

long story short: worked with a hot chick. we become what seemed like friends. hot chick gets insulted by boss. hot chick quits. i find hot chick's number; ask to go to movies on a weekend. she says, "ok, call me again this weekend". i call on saturday, she's "with the fam". call sunday, no...

mmmm, raquel darrian. thanks, yo. i like the dude's that has nikki helton in it in the nylons, however the pic is of slightly poor quality, i still think it's a good pic. i concurr hung lo's deserves props.

if you're talking about the one where april is giving a guy a bj then runs out of the room to throw up, yeah, i've seen it. i guess she didn't relax the gag reflex, lol.

i dl'd a video of sophie sweet with the tagline "mike's appartment" on it from k@z@@. so i guess they either had her over there or the guy that gave it the file name didn't know wtf he was talking about.

this is a tough decision simply because i don't like either of them. jessica is so dumb i can't get turned on by her anymore unless i check her out in Maxim (cuz they're just that damn good) and ashlee simpson pisses me off cuz the only reason is selling records (i guess she is? :dunno: ) is...

i just noticed the username of the guy that started this thread and i just wanted to say that it, uhh...rules.

lexus locklear me thinks...not sure tho

the one on the bottom is paisley adams

have seen: Bourne Supremacy King Arthur Troy Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban Fahrenheit 9/11 The Chronicles of Riddick need to see: Spiderman 2 Anchorman I, Robot The Manchurian Candidate Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Collateral btw, i have been thoroughly satisfied with every...